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Personal information

I am:

Ich lecke die Schritte der Frauen, male, heterosexual

From:

Baden-Württemberg, Germany

Seeking:

Female, heterosexual

Languages:

English, German

Education:

Occupation:

Mr Awesome

Income:

Multimillionaire

Relationship:

Single

Kids:

No, and do not want any

Religion:

Other

Smoking:

Never

Drinking:

Most days

Star sign:

Scorpio

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Average

Hair length:

Long

Hair color:

Blonde

Eye color:

Blue

About me

My thumbnail is a broad I was gardening with. She bent over nicely in the dirt.

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FreundlicherMann90 3 months ago

Guten Morgen ☕ wünsche dir einen schönen und erfolgreichen Tag 🌻

GrannyPlower Host 3 months ago

to Abmmbd : lool ok. xD Well have fun.

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Abmmbd 3 months ago

I fucking u mom

GrannyPlower Host 4 years ago

to seedinherstomach : I've been learning how to read women a lot more. I find the more they talk about themselves, the more they are flirting. This woman tonight would not stop telling me her success, and stories. She's flipping her hair around, and staring me in the eyes. I told her I'm growing my goatee in to braids like a Norseman. She told me to watch the netflix show about that kinda stuff, and that I should check out the sexual innuendos. That's a huge green light in my books. Just go all alpha, in charge, and with one direction in mind when talking with them. Older broads love men who are direct. I haven't had any failures with older women when the line of flirting is happening. I push and start to tell them they're hot. Do you ever take the lead when the opportunity presents itself?

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GrannyPlower Host 4 years ago

to seedinherstomach : Here is my experience tonight. There is a granny who drinks beer at my work, but now I'm eyeing her friend. 65 year old foxy woman. She drinks wine with her. Tonight, when the other lady left the table, the fox told me her age. I said, NO. I'm not believing it. "Yes, yes I am." No... you're not. Too hot.

Meanwhile, staff was looking at me, and staring, and staring. To me, I didn't give a fuck man. I was hitting on a hot woman. I have another week at this job, and I'm going to make sure I get her # before I'm gone. I want her. I can tell she wants sex.. I just gotta set it up.

Have you had any new experiences, or women you can share what's happening? Women, when they hit 60, they start to feel their beauty slipping, and they love attention. C'mon, you gotta have someone you're speaking with.

I want you to succeed bro.

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seedinherstomach 4 years ago

to GrannyPlower : I agree on the confidence and blocking others out. They tend to be overly nosy.

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GrannyPlower Host 4 years ago

to seedinherstomach : one more question. Do you display confidence? It does work. Kinda like a yes / no I don't give a fuck kinda confidence HAHA. I find that works. I want you to hook up man. You can do this. Go out there... meet one you are intrested in, but know from time to time.. you will strike out. It happens. Just cease every moment you can. I always hit on them. I was delivering food to one a blonde gilf tonight.. "I love your hat." I said that while staring at your crotch HAHAH she tipped me 16 bux.

I want you to keep trying man. Seriously. do this for me. next broad that comes your way, and you feel a chance... connect with her. any in your building, or neighborhood that you see regularily? Ones that you can do this wtih? Start there? You can do this. keep me posted. Sorry drunk / new years

HappyNY

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GrannyPlower Host 4 years ago

to seedinherstomach : Others can get in the way. However, it's about you two fucking. What made you suspicious.. that she wanted you? Did other people around you make you back off?As for that granny I'm trying to get,... she is going to give me her number soon. Where I am working / leaving soon... SHe frequents for beer. she gets drunk etc. I told her we MUST exchange numbers before I leave. I find taking control and saying what you want when you know they want it is key. Women like that. I think this one I am dealing with is shy and doens't know how to ask. It's up to me.. ya know.. the man to initiate. I think for YOU.. who the fuck cares what others think. Get their numbers... get tunnel vision, and think about them only when talking to hem. Get their #s. Everyone else can fuck off.

Seriously. Take charge.

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seedinherstomach 4 years ago

to GrannyPlower : I have trouble getting them alone, and freeze up when they hit on me. I had a pretty blonde one who was smiling so much and getting happy, I grew suspicious. Plus there's always someone else around waiting to hate.

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GrannyPlower Host 4 years ago

to seedinherstomach : These are great ideas. Where are you getting stuck on picking them up? Maybe I can offer tips.

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seedinherstomach 4 years ago

to GrannyPlower : Lol. Try to get caught staring at her tits. Forcing her to cover up. Ask her what it was like as a young woman. Yes, I need tips too. I need to bust some granny pussy.

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seedinherstomach 4 years ago

to GrannyPlower : She is probably so hopeless that she has given up. Give her a tasteful but sincere compliment. If she even cracks a smile you have a chance.

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GrannyPlower Host 4 years ago

to seedinherstomach : can also give each other tips. Most of what I do is be nice to them, and get them to talk about themselves. Then interject with subtle clues like me talking about sex as a way to unwind. That's what I did with this older one, but she didn't clue it, or continue the conversation about it. She moved on to something else. Once I get that line in though, I dig it out of them, and then set it all up. I just want this one to clue in that she could have some really good dick soon if she wanted. Again.. suggestions, or tips you do?

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GrannyPlower Host 4 years ago

to seedinherstomach : I've got an older one who drinks in my work all the time. For some reason, i can't seem to just ask her. Feels awkward for some reason. I tried to bring up sex in random passing, but she didn't clue in. Suggestions?

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seedinherstomach 4 years ago

Still searching.

GrannyPlower Host 5 years ago

to seedinherstomach : Bingo.. the pregnancy free pussy is the reason I smash their asses.
Try and pick them up in grocery stores too.

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seedinherstomach 5 years ago

Well you are very adept at applying what you have learned. I'm trying to increase my probability of nailing these grannies and the pleasure of the pregnancy free pussy. It's my life goal. Granny hunting I go.