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WTF???

A couple of years ago I heard of some women going to plastic surgeons to get "designer vaginas" and then I just read an article about women getting "designer nipples". I always have hated fake boobs but now plastic vaginas and fake nipples -what is wrong with making the most of what God gave them?… Read more

Posted by goozie 6 years ago 1

Pussy Eating?

Don't get me wrong, Mrs. G and I have been married for 30 years and I love her dearly. A common complaint I often hear from guy's is that their woman doesn't like/won't give them a blowjob. Mrs. G and I are in an opposite situation - she loves to give blowjobs and will suck my cock anytime, any where but she doesn't like me to eat her out. Before meeting Mrs. G, I had several long term relationships and all my previous partners enjoyed my oral abilities and frequently requested that I go down on them as foreplay or to clean them up after I shot my load into them. I never failed to bring any of… Read more

Posted by goozie 6 years ago 1

Anal??????????

Am I just too old or what? In 55 years of sexual activity, I've done anal with women a couple of dozen times (second wife said she liked it and wanted it 3-4 times a year) and never found it the least bit satisfying. My present wife asked for it once while we were still dating, but later told me she only asked because she thought I might expect it and just didn't want to ask her. I wonder how many women really like anal as opposed to the ones who only do it because they think their partner expects it?… Read more

Posted by goozie 10 years ago 3

Blowjobs

Why is that some women who swear that they love giving blowjobs attack your cock like they are going to get some kind of prize for making you cum in the shortest amount of time possible? When I'm going down on a woman, I like to take it slow and easy, building up the tension until the point she is begging for release.… Read more

Posted by goozie 11 years ago