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How Gay Are You ? Have Fun Take The Test And See.

Ever wondered exactly how gay you are? Take this fun quiz and find out. Share your score in the comments below! (If you answer YES to any of the following questions, add the points to your total.) 1. Would you rather date a shemale over a regular girl? (2 points) 2. If a girl said she wanted to watch you suck a cock, would you do it? (2 points) 3. Have you been curious enough about what semen tastes like to eat your own cum? (1 point) 4. Have you ever stuck something up your ass while masturbating? (1 point) 5. Have you ever had phone or cam sex with another ma… Read more

Posted by geordiekev 5 years ago 17

BLANK PROFILE, NO FRIENDSHIP.

---------------------------------Italiano------------------------------------------ Caro amico sei stato reindirizzato a questo blog perché la tua richiesta di amicizia è stata rifiutata per uno dei motivi qui sotto elencati: 1) Profilo completamente vuoto. 2) Profilo completamente vuoto pur essendo registrati da parecchio tempo. 3) Profilo con solo video e foto favoriti. 4) Profilo con video e foto non di mio interesse. 5) Profilo con video e foto presi dalla rete. 6) Profilo con video e foto protetti da troppe password. N.B. Chi insiste nella richiesta di amicizia rientra… Read more

Posted by geordiekev 6 years ago

I found this funny and true

I found this and thought it was funny. No idea who originally wrote it and apologies if you’ve read it before A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: "'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am". The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude". "You must be a technician." said the ballo… Read more

Posted by geordiekev 6 years ago 4

Things to do and have done:

Bucket List 1 - To be rimmed - DONE 2 - Rim - DONE 3 - Suck cock and swallow - DONE 4 - Suck cock through a glory hole - NOT YET 5 - Suck cock fully dressed as a girl -DONE 6 - Get fucked - DONE 7 - Get fucked as a girl - DONE 8 - Be female dominated - DONE 9 - Orgasm in the presence of a male - DONE 10 - Orgasm and told to eat my own cum by somebody present (preferably female) - DONE! 11 - Be sissified by another woman - DONE 12 - Been fucked/Fucked a guy/TV -DONE BOTH 13 - Any BDSM - NO 14 - Suck her partners cock together - DONE 15 - Eat his partners cream p… Read more

Posted by geordiekev 6 years ago 4

Suprise Bi Hotel Fun

I was away with work for meetings in London and found myself with an evening free, with no plans. I’d just gone back to the hotel to change and have a break when I opened Grindr to find there were scores of profiles all within 500m. A nice change from home! The nearest profile caught my eye. It was called ‘M&F26’ and was only 45m away from me. They must have been in my hotel! I sent them a message: ‘Hey, how’s it going?’ I waited a little while but there was no response so I headed for a shower. Once I was done showering and had dried off, I checked my phone to find they had rep… Read more

Posted by geordiekev 6 years ago

My first time as a gurl!

This is not my story I am just reposting it. Many years ago I was a young crossdresser, in private, limited to panties and sometimes skirts I 'borrowed' from my mother. One evening I spotted some lovely panties on my neighbour's washing line. Unable to resist i sneaked over the fence and took them down, and was about to slip back to my own house when a voice stopped me, "What the hell are you doing stealing my daughter's underwear?" It was my neighbour's father, a big man, coming out of their back door. I was caught red-handed, and rooted to the spot. He told me to get inside his house quic… Read more

Posted by geordiekev 6 years ago

Man has 'world's worst' Super-Gonor

A man in the UK has caught the world's "worst-ever" case of Super-Gonorrhoea. He had a regular partner in the UK, but picked up the superbug after a sexual encounter with a woman in south-east Asia. Public Health England says it is the first time the infection cannot be cured with first choice antibiotics. Health officials are now tracing any other sexual partners of the man, who has not been identified, in an attempt to contain the infection's spread. He picked up the infection earlier in the year. The main antibiotic treatment - a combination of azithromycin and ceftriaxone - has fai… Read more

Posted by geordiekev 6 years ago 2

Rachel the Dogging Queen interview

Interview conducted Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011 hotwifeblog: Hey there, welcome to the infamous HotwifeBlog Interview. It’s Rachel isn’t it? Rachel: My real name is Rachel Saris, which sounds foreign but its not! lol hotwifeblog: Where are you from? Rachel: I’m from Gloucestershire in the South West of England hotwifeblog: What is your age (approximate is fine)? Rachel: I’m currently 33 years of age and getting more gorgeous as the years go by. Growing older disgracefully! hotwifeblog: What are your measurements? Rachel: 36D - 34 – 36 Lush curvy hour glass figure. hotwifeblo… Read more

Posted by geordiekev 7 years ago

Andrew learns how to be a transvestite prostitute

Andrew stood in front of the mirror, his reflection showed a leggy woman wearing a short tight shift dress with black suspender belt, stockings and 6" stiletto's. He felt like a total slut and was very aware of the silky lacy pantie and bra set he was wearing under his dress. He had spent ages on his makeup and was pleased with the attractive woman he had created. Lately he had felt it wasnt enough to just feel and look like a woman, he had always liked looking at naked men and now he found he wanted one to use him as a female. He dreamed of men roughly pulling his smooth stocking clad legs ap… Read more

Posted by geordiekev 7 years ago 1

While the Boys Are away 4

I already had my lube handy so while my tongue was exploring her ass I used some on the glass dildo I was about to use on her, once that was ready I put some in my fingers and started rubbing it into her bum, just as she was starting to think I was just giving her ass a massage I slipped a finger up her, I could feel her tense up a little, but as that finger explored her bum I used my other hand to reach through her legs and started rubbing her pussy, quickly finding her clit and I started to stroke it gently, my finger was quickly replaced by the dildo and I pushed it in and out of her a few… Read more

Posted by geordiekev 8 years ago

While the Boys Are away 3

dropped the guys off at the Airport, I couldn't wait to get home, as I was on my way back I got 2 messages. The first was from Hayley telling me how horny our initial quick horny encounter had been earlier. The second was a picture of her naked on my bed. My heart raced when I saw how sexy she looked waiting for me, I couldn't wait to get home! I walked in the door and could feel myself getting huge butterflies, I had acted quite confident and experienced with her so far, but the truth was although I had previously had some fun with other women it had been a little while and I was nowher… Read more

Posted by geordiekev 8 years ago

While the boys are away? 2

When I messaged her I told her every detail, mainly because I wanted her to know what a dirty horny bitchI was. Then my plan to show her just how dirty was hatched. So I text her........ Any chance of you getting hubby to fuck you before hi goes? She confirmed as we had a bit of time there that shouldn't be a problem.....Why? She asked "Cos I want to taste his cum in your pussy when I go down on you" She seemed to like this thought from her next few messages. So we agreed on all the signals and when he had fucked her she was to stay in the bed and tell him to go downstairs whi… Read more

Posted by geordiekev 8 years ago

While the boys are away?

My new boyfriend announced a few weeks ago that this weekend he is away with the lads on a stag weekend. We have only just started seeing each other and I don't mind a bit of freedom so don't mind that at all. I was looking forward to a nice weekend on my own. My plans of a nice relaxed weekend were then shattered when he asked if I minded keeping his best mates wife company for the weekend, until then I had never met them as they live in Newcastle. She wanted to come and shop at the Trafford centre and didn't want to be left on her own wondering what they were upto all weekend. I was not… Read more

Posted by geordiekev 8 years ago

The Gay Test

I found this quize on Xhamster. Ever wondered exactly how gay you are? Take this fun quiz and find out. Share your score in the comments below! (If you answer YES to any of the following questions, add the points to your total.) 1. Would you rather date a shemale over a regular girl? (2 points) 2. If a girl said she wanted to watch you suck a cock, would you do it? (2 points) 3. Have you been curious enough about what semen tastes like to eat your own cum? (1 point) 4. Have you ever stuck something up your ass while masturbating? (1 point) 5. Have you ever had phone or… Read more

Posted by geordiekev 8 years ago 5

Hotel Seduction

As she sat on the bed in her hotel room waiting for her young lover, Karen Taylor thought back to how it all began. The forty-four year old dressmaker, who was married to fifty year old Ken, a successful business man, was frustrated. Their sex life had become practically non existent. Her assistant and friend, Mary Lewis noticed her frustration as she passed the office. At their tea break Karen finally spilt her woes to Mary with tears in her eyes. Mary put her consoling arms around her friend. "I don't like to say this, Karen, but it seems to me that your husband is either having an affai… Read more

Posted by geordiekev 9 years ago