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Crazy Talk: Go Black, Go White and everything else

I see this a lot of times in captions and comments : "Once you go black, you will never go back Once you go white, you will never see the light " Yea, right, whatever the fuckk happened to the brown people and the yellow people, and the Hispanics, what about them. I am making this up for all those people left behind, this is for all you brown, yellow, Hispanic and other folks.... Once you go brown, you will never hear a sound. Once you go Hispanic, you will start to panic. Once you go yellow, you will win a buffalo ! Once you go Spanish, you will get banished ( i don't know whe… Read more

Posted by evrhorny 9 years ago

Crazy Talk : Random Useless Thoughts

I am posting some of my random thoughts, they just come unexpected. Feel free to share ur's.... 1. damm, those female mosquitoes sucking on my b l o o d, I am so tasty, they can't resist and I can't resist slapping their ass..... 2. I wonder what would happen if our non sexual body parts were just as sensitive as the penis or the clit, a.) If finders were to be given that sensitivity, how would we ever get any work done with our hands and what would happen to the keyboard, or gaming consoles, Furious gaming will end up in screams. Offices will be filled up with mo… Read more

Posted by evrhorny 9 years ago