MOAN-IN (Men Of America Nine INches long), invite all bad ass women to apply for membership at the local MOAN-IN Lodge. Below are some of our current female members. When applying, please supply a picture and note your badassness! 50 CAL GAL DEAD HEAD BEHEADER ROUNDHOUSE ROUSEY FLAMING FARRAH… Read more
The MOAN-IN (Men Of America Nine INches long) apologize for this behavior in advance... BTW, all MOAN-IN members urge women to head down to the local lodge. They vow to be VERY nice as OFTEN as possible… Read more
Geez, I put out milk and cookies and look who shows up for an early Christmas! What was I supposed to leave?… Read more
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, HERE IS A LIST OF THE STORIES I REMEMBER WRITING FOR XHAMSTER THE MAKING OF MISTRESS MICHELLE https://xhamster.com/stories/the-making-of-mistress-michelle-277233 CHLOE AND JACK SERIES https://xhamster.com/stories/thunder-fucked-or-virgin-storm-485247 https://xhamster.com/stories/relaxing-chloe-530989 https://xhamster.com/stories/cougar-stalking-531971 https://xhamster.com/stories/chloe-dreams-539598 EVE AND RIC SERIES http://xhamster.com/user/edintx99/posts/340112.html https://xhamster.com/stories/a-story-of-eve-and-ric-part2-fuck-my-ass-good-341859 LA… Read more
Here’s a multiple choice question for both guys and gals. How do you like your sex? (a) Gentle caresses, slow and easy, building to a fulfilling orgasm (b) Lusty, hard and fast, grunting and squealing to an earthshattering orgasm (c) Kept on the edge of cumming for three hours and made to beg for release. (d) Shit on a, b, and c. Fuck me for three hours like you want to kill me!! (e) Shit on all the above. Fuck for three hours, throw back a couple Stoli’s, and, whether your partner wants to or not, actually fuck them dead over the next three hours! What a great way to g… Read more
Ladies, what would you do in this situation? ^__^ You are alone on a business trip and go to an expensive restaurant in the city for dinner. You take a seat at the bar and order a drink while you wait for a table. A hot, sexy guy (or gal, depending on your preference) dressed in a nice business suit sits at the empty bar stool beside you. He looks at you and smiles. You raise an eyebrow, nod back and continuing sipping your drink. There is some silence. You hear him clear his throat and look back at him. He smiles again, blushes and then says, “Er…um… I’ve never done… Read more
Okay, a rare serious question for anyone who would care to provide guidance. What do you do when two beautiful and sexily-outfitted girls, 17 and 18 years old, flirt with you in an isolated portion of a park?… Read more
This morning I woke up as usual with a huge woody. But this time it was so damn big and hard and pulsing that I thought it was going to explode. I opened my eyes and saw HER floating over my bed. She waved a hand, and my sheet flew off. I was completely naked. My cock was twitching in time with her bobbing breasts. I was aroused beyond belief but also terrified at who she might be. Just as I was about to cut and run, she said..... But that was it: my bulging cock, her floating there, and not saying an… Read more
OK, crazy ridiculous, I NEVER take these internet 11 question surveys, but I typed in "What Kind of Lover am I" and a questionnaire popped up on the Playbuzz website. http://www.playbuzz.com/danielc18/what-kind-of-lover-are-you For grins, I answered truthfully to these most innocuous questions. Guess what popped out of the "survey results". I am WILD! You`re A Wild Lover. You Can Do Anything Known To Mankind Plus Much Much More In The Sack. You Are Willing To , and Do Try New Things Out Constantly. No One Is A Better Lover Than You ! ;) :) Oh, dear god.... what would have happ… Read more
Okay, help me out here ladies. What is all this stuff on Porn sites about a “ruined orgasm” for a guy? Huh? They make it seem like it’s the most horrendously torturous thing that can be done to a man. I mean, WTF? So, let me get this thing straight (pun intended). I get to lay back and relax. A wondrous woman oils me up and then proceeds to make me as hard as a stone pillar for two or three hours. During that time, she "mercilessly" squeezes my balls, strokes my cock, and teases my hugely engorged glans so that I'm continuously on the brink of orgasm. She pushes juuuuust a little too… Read more
I'm just a regular guy with regular desires, but sometimes, we all enjoy something different, SOMETIMES, PLEASURE COMES FROM A LITTLE PAIN... http://38.media.tumblr.com/2ed0b2af2c4ddbbc5c9c34b442003b6f/tumblr_nch8l3C6sw1u00sexo… Read more
I felt her soft lips part, her tongue teasing mine open. There was a sense of urgency as her thighs encircled my waist. The chair rocked back as she pressed her breasts against me. A long deep kiss and she pulled back to stare into my eyes, “I’ve waited soooo long...” His touch was so gentle… the look in his eyes so special… and then he said, “Stay with… Read more
Thanks so much for visiting or PM'ing me the last few weeks. I want to assure you everything is fine. I'm not sure exactly when, but, I will be back in the near future. ^__^ Someone sent me a couple of cartoons earlier this year. I didn't then, but do now, fully get them.… Read more
IT’S SPRING! THE BEES ARE BUZZING, THE FLOWERS ARE POLLINATING, THE AN1MA1S ARE RUTTING!! WHAT ABOUT YOU? CUM JOIN ME IN PARADISE!!! PERFECT SUNSETS… AND... PERFECT REAR ENTRIES! CRYSTAL CLEAR WATERS...… Read more
How do you distinguish a cad from a Casanova? They need answer but two simple questions. THE CAD (1)How many times a day do you ejaculate? “Twice.” (2)How many times a day do you make love to your woman? “Didn’t I just answer that?” THE CASANOVA (1)How many times a day do you ejaculate? “Twice.” (2)How many times a day do you make love to your woman? “Until they beg me to stop!” So, which is your man?… Read more
She said she wanted to make love but I fucked her like the harlot I knew was crying out from her soul!… Read more
MY DREAMS ARE FILLED WITH EROTIC PLEASURE... ... AND MY HEART IS FULL, BEATS HARD WITH PASSION... ... AS I ANTICPATE OUR NEXT NIGHT TOGETHER! I TREASURE YOUR PERFECTION MORE EACH DAY... https://38.media.tumblr.… Read more
Yes, you heard it correctly. Not the evolution of the Dodo but the evolution of the Dildo! Come one, cum all! Ancient artifacts are uncovered!! Forays into the distant future are made!!! A MOST RARE FIND DATING TO THE DAWN OF CIVILIZATION organic deposits found and carbon dated to 45,000 B.C. THE ULTIMATE SHARING EXPERIENCE, I BRING YOU... THE HAND SCULPTED DOUBLE DILDO!! Millenia pass... Glaciers ebb and flow... T… Read more
Hey, I come from a f@mi1y of engineers, doctors, and sex workers! We're OBSESSED with working out efficiently. So, with that in mind, below, please find the ESR: Ed's Sexercise Routine!! Cardio is foremost. My method also magnificently works the glutes! Abs, ladies, are ABSOLUTELY a must! As with cardio, I am glad to assist by providing incentive! https://38.media.tumblr.com/bdda3bd86dc521c9c551b66682193709/tumblr_nj23gy0tpD1u9r9… Read more
GUYS, HOW'S YOUR LOVE LIFE? VALENTINE'S DAY APPROACHES!! Do you have pent up sexual energy and feel like this most of the time? Or... maybe you've been over attending to your needs. Feeling like this? (BTW, ladies... I can introduce you to the owner of that hand) GUYS, IF YOU ARE IN A DESPERATE WAY, NEVER FEAR... I HAVE SOME A… Read more
