Dirty-Simon's profile

Last seen 1 year ago

Porn Lover

3500 days on xHamster

3.7K profile views

171 subscribers

53 comments left

Personal information

I am:

Male, heterosexual

From:

Luton, United Kingdom

Seeking:

Female, heterosexual

Interests
and fetishes:

Languages:

English

Education:

College

Occupation:

Telecoms engineer

Income:

Average

Kids:

No, and do not want any

Smoking:

Regularly

Drinking:

Occasionally

Webcam:

Yes

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Slim

Hair color:

Black

Eye color:

Blue

Height:

5 ft 11 in (180 cm)

About me

== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
92% Ageplayer
91% Rigger
91% Daddy/Mommy
91% Experimentalist
90% Dominant
89% Master/Mistress
89% Degrader
89% Brat Tamer
87% Voyeur
85% Owner
80% Non-monogamist
73% Primal (Hunter)
72% Exhibitionist
68% Sadist
61% Switch
44% Girl/Boy
36% Vanilla
35% Primal (Prey)
33% Submissive
31% Brat
20% Degradee
18% Rope Bunny
17% Masochist
15% Slave
10% Pet

Comments

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I love Daddy's Princess. Will there be more???

Dirty-Simon Host 7 years ago

to ReturnOfThePerv : Thanks, i will see what i can do

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ReturnOfThePerv 7 years ago

Possibly the best story on xham, I thought it was brilliant and cannot wait to read more.

fd8984596 7 years ago

Great post - Do you more to post?

My page makes it abundantly clear that I’m a woman who is sexually attracted to other women. And women only.

I don't get nasty with people who send me invites and I always respond politely even if I'm declining.

With one exception: arseholes who either don't check my profile properly (if at all) and/or those who have penii avatars in particular, or overtly heterosexual sex-scene avatars in general. I'm not fucking interested! So with you people manners go out the window. I’m just not interested in male genitalia. Not one bit.

You could have guessed from my details that I wouldn't be interested in your invite (if you did), and if you didn’t check my profile before sending an invite then you should have done.

So... Piss off with your mangey penii avatar!

Seriously! Is 'lesbian' not clue enough that I probably (in fact definitely) do NOT want to see your penii?

Basic algebra for you: Woman + Penii does NOT = Lesbian!!!

So you have a penii? NOMFuP!

Catherine

PS. I do know the difference between the meanings of the word 'penis' and 'penii', but penises are such a funny looking thing so I use a funny looking word to describe them. That's all. And what is it with you people (though I accept that you might not be one of them) who just bang out invite after invite without taking the trouble or making any effort to see if the intended recipient is likely to be receptive?