I find it hard to recognise people in a facemask, so when Vanessa's hubby turned up out of the blue with my organic meat order In a black one looking like a menacing bank robber I was somewhat surprised especially as I had just took some erotic photos for my fans on xhamster. "Oh it's you" I said not being able to remember his name with my arms folded across my chest. "well ain't you gonna take the bag from me" he replied. " not got a bra on its see thru" I said ushering him to come in. "I can see that what do you want me to do with all this fresh organic meat Nessa has sent me round with"… Read more
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We got the Lurgy!
I vowed I wouldn't write about Covid 19 but as it's effecting everyone's lifestyle to varying degrees I guess I'm stuck with it... Irony Time.... : It wasn't that long ago some twatty Tory M.P. was trying to get face coverings banned in public Ban the Burkka!! Now it would seem as all got to wear a face mask. That Mr Leary has offered me a flight on one of his Planes to Corfu for £40.00 seems like a great price, no doubt the hidden extras will be £200 might get lucky and suck the pilots cock.... Don't hear so many planes.....these days I've never spent so much time staring down at my cleavag… Read more
One in a Million
Having a small selection of close friends is charming but then sometimes chance meetings can be much more interesting.... I remember a couple of years ago now I was on a two day conference and one of the speakers got upto give a long boring dissertation about the future of travel and leisure. ( got that wrong) Rebecca elbowed me "He is the one I was telling you about with the huge (cough) member, he is a legend it's supposed to be half a metre!" she said with arms overstretched "Really I was expecting someone taller" I replied disappointed that any crotch watching was being obscured by the lec… Read more
The Wonderful World of Wicca
IT'S 1996 A BASEMENT FLAT IN LONDON "Its mumbo..Jumbo right, this Wicca magic thing." I said to Tamara, she looked at me " Its about using the powers of nature and reconnecting with the planet" she replied stroking my hair. I was intrigued by the strong appeal her words were having with me but did I really want to wear little glass jars around my neck and kiss hippy trippy lesbo honey bodies all weekend. "Just read the book" she said. Well I could give it a try, so I sat down with a whisky and a big home made cigarette and le… Read more
The Rookie who wanted nookie!
"Was that the doorbell " I said out loud. I pulled my satin robe together yes it was a bit skimpy and put down the stick Dyson. On opening the door to my surprise I was faced with a young man in uniform a C.P.3O. no that's wrong isn't that the gold robot in Star Wars, hobby bobbies! Community Polce Officers to give them their proper title. "Are you Miss Nicola Diamond!?" he asked not much older than 20 I thought was he going to bust me for smoking weed...wearing a low cut top in a built up area...I best answer him. " Yes I am what can I do for you? " I replied."Weve had a complaint about you… Read more
The Missionaries Daughter
Being the Daughter of a vicar was never going to be easy, so when the chance came up to do work for a church charity Nicolette jumped at the chance, it was her first time abroad and Africa was such a large continent.She met Robin and Wayne at the Airport in Nairobi they were the Charities men on the ground, her chic olive Safari suit with its a line fitted skirt could not hide the fact she was wearing stockings and suspenders she needed air round her private parts and although Mummy insisted she wore tights Nicolette was a stubborn 18 yr old.. The plan was to take a water filtration unit to a… Read more
Exclusively Mine
"Well I've got the keys" Len said. " It's amazing what's in the catacombs underneath" he added. He was talking about the famous Roman Baths there had been work going on underneath so the public could very ew it sometime in the future... I must admit an exclusive visit in lock down did seem rather naughty but I was starting to go crazy inside my four walls. " What do I say if we get stopped by the Police, I'm needing some essential poisonous algae from the Baths!" I said. "No one will know we can have a little toga party down there" said Len laughing.... I'm so gullible I meet him at Abbey Sq… Read more
Snow Bunny
"I didn't know that's what you and your gang call me" I said. My heels clacking on the tarmac path in the park, it's very kind of you to offer to carry my shopping. "I've got some chocolate back at my house, you can all have a piece" I said smiling. My Caribbean caravan of bad boys following behind at a distance. I got the feeling from the chat it wasn't just a piece of chocolate they wanted ,they wanted a piece of my ass! As we approached my house I could see… Read more
Oui Embarrasant!
So time for reflection, when asked what my most embarrassing moment in life...I thought back to the time I had my holiday home in the South of France. Finding a local mechanic tinkering with a moped I asked what the French word for Cushion was. As I wanted to buy some large ones for my bed and sofa. "Le Grande " I said loudly. He dropped the spanner "Conneries...!" he replied dropping the spanner and sucking the pinch to his hand. " Merci" I replied and headed off to the local market now knowing the word Le. Grande Conneries!!! I got to the market and asked the Antiques man did he know where I… Read more
Old Harry
So clearing up the loft, was always gonna be a minefield of remembrance. I could put it off no longer armed with a dustpan and brush I ascended the ladder in flat trainers. Yes I could have worn something more sultry like stilettos but save lives especially my own as I could have fell or gone through the ceiling. So here's a photo of what you fantasise about... Anyway it was dusty not damp as I could smell only my own perfume, cobwebs a plenty! Frumpy old clothes, picnic basket the Christmas Dec's..... But in the far corner w… Read more
The Diamond Standard
Poor Rupert hates it when I turn up at the office, to see him, but being the loyal Trophy Wife has responsibility plus the young male workers get to ogle me. Giving Rupert his homemade Falafels... "You left these darling" I tell him. as I perch on the edge of his antique desk. I tell him I think he needs a drink with that as I recently read that a man choked to death with homemade falafels. I proceed to the kitchen my Lahboutain heels click clacking...on the fl… Read more
The bus stop
Somethings you don't have any control of... my main gripe is the bus company moving the bus stop to outside my house, it invades my privacy I wrote to the planning authority and they just told me to grow some bushes, having a large bay window and a small front garden with a low wall is an ideal opportunity to for young yobbos to hang out depositing their litter over their shoulder into my front garden if that wasn't bad enough the double decker look straight into my bedroom window. The insulent little shit from the council told… Read more
A moment of reflection
Theres a perfect wank fantasy for any young men reading my blog today in these difficult times of self isolation It doesn't have to be an office, although I'm sure there's many of you wanting to assist me in my office... ? I'm sure a lot of you would stare, but I feel comfy without a bra on there only tits after all! One has to keep up appearances even if it is my home office, the smell of perfume and gorgeous swish of sheer stockings fill the air...… Read more
Male Dominated Areas
Well in these days of female liberation and equal rights there are few places a man is king of the castle nowadays, the male dominated areas are few and far between, I guess the world of trades and hardware still reign supreme,, I always feel intimidated when I go in those shops like the hardware store which has an alpha male behind the counter. "Do you have any large candles" I ask innocently.... "long or thick" he replies. " both attributes" I answer. "" yeah you look like a lady that likes em long and thick" he replies smirk… Read more
Heavy Metal
I refer to the usage of metal on our body parts, with me it's just my tongue, but for some it's lips nose eyebrows and all the other places, A prince Albert that's a sight to behold, but the thing that shocked me the other day was sounding! Where a long metal rod is placed or pushed down the urethra tube on a man's Penis, despite the obvious an awfully stiff cock it usually has a decorative end a large ball or a skull or an acorn.Having been chatting to Paul in the pub(keen on all things heavy metal) he dressed for me on a subsequent evening. "Your not drinking Paul?" I asked. " got my rod in… Read more
Spandex Magnet
"Is that really suitable for a music concert" asked Rupert. " Its rap of course it is" I replied.I "awfully revealing" he added. "" Its urban grime" I replied knowing that he didn't have a clue, I wanted to go to feel big black cocks grinding against me! "Your becoming stuck in the past Rupes" I said applying my lippy. "Its just last time we went you went off with two black guys dancing and I had to watch you being groped" Rupes said. "I think your over reacting I was just dancing, it just involves a lot of rubbing, don't ta… Read more
Ooh La La
The best thing about role play is when I get to dress up and French Maids are still popular right up there with schoolgirl outfits.I have several variations, some more revealing than others, I even speak in French and Pigeon English! One or my favourite things is to milk my breasts in male company, so many men find it so erotic it's not long before the long pork sword is being pushed down my throat.[… Read more
French Dressing
I've had complaints from a few of my f.f. seamed stockings fans, that I've been concentrating too much on my glorious globes, so this little chat will be all about my silky thighs, guys!. I love to walk around the house in my sheer stockings! with my high heeled shoes clacking on the hard floor and so many of you like me to be topless as well! It is Winter!! So even in a blouse Im to be ravaged, I'm remember where I use to live in a basement flat in London now this West Indian chap would ruin my blouses, he initially came round to borrow tea and sugar then money, he would try and grope my brea… Read more
Dr. P.
I do not go to the Doctor's much I consider myself quite healthy, so when I do I am surprised by the amount of times I have my breasts examined "And what seems to be the trouble" Dr P. asks "Its my ankle I keep getting shooting pains" I reply. "I best examine you if you wouldn't mind stripping down to your panties" he says. Then it's the stethoscope on my back and front, or course my nipples become erect. Here it comes.... "When did you last have your breasts examined? " Dr P. asks "Last time was you 3 months ago" I reply. as his big hands begin to cup them... "the nipples are quite proud do y… Read more
Phone Box Phobia
I have never liked phone boxes, the old red cubicles stinking of urine most of the time broken, but before we had mobile phones, yes B. M.P. let's call it was the only way to communicate was use a box of a booth as they were called The traditional red one made way for more of a modern all glass all seeing inside one, Is this a good idea for the busty teenager trying to make a call on a warm Summer 's evening. You just know a local gang of youths are gonna appear. I guess it's dependant on what you wear, although I seem to alw… Read more