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Diamonds and Pearls

"Are you sure William I don't wanna be glamour modelling at my age" I said<div>"No it's just Jewellery Aunty, Marks Dad owns a jewellers shop"he replied."I told him you have </div><div>a very sophisticated wardrobe with accessories that would compliment the jewellery "he added."Well I'm really not sure" I replied. "Go on Aunty your be ideal" William said. So there I was packing my vanity case with suitable bustier tops and opera gloves, high heels lingerie cigarette holders Then there was my make up case.not forgetting my hair clips,Alice bands . William took me to the shop… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 1 year ago 1

Park and Ride

I like to get about so when I got the opportunity to go to York I was excited. Unfortunately my friend Marie cancelled on me at the last minute, so it was a solo trip. I got talking to the postman who told me the parking in central York was awful and I would be better off going to the park and ride, best to get it from the designer outlet. My ears were like radar, do love a mall, makes my heels sound lush on the marble tiles...So after a 3 + hours drive I was ready to air my pussy. I chose my long leather skirt it smells so gorgeous, a chiffon blouse with a leopard print some sexy lingerie wi… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 1 year ago 1

Back behind the bar

It's been a couple of years since I was the busty barmaid, pulling pints, so when an old friend asked me to help out, I couldn't say no. I had a fling with her hubby anyway, she knew about it<div>So there I was in my tight leather look leggings high heels off the shoulder blouse looking like Olivia Newton John as Sandy in Grease,bless her. Be it with a much larger derrier! So I bounced into the village pub and John gasped "Well hello here's a lady I've not seen for ages" He exclaimed as his hand tapped my shiny clad butt. The young men in the bar just grinned. "Your looking so like a roc… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 1 year ago

Paste and paper

So I decided to buy this flat in London, but it needed doing up, decorating, I needed to work and Ali. from the Kebab shop said he knew a couple of guys. They sounded reasonable regarding their hourly rate. So they set to work with my wallpaper, it was the kind you paste, anyway, yours truly Miss Well groomed wears an Oyster blouse and a silver grey wrap around skirt black seamed stockings and heels, my proper business look, at least no wet paint like last week. "How much longer before you finish" I ask Andre. "Very tricky because of bay window" he replied. It wasn't very easy having my bed i… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 1 year ago 1

Cosmetic Procedures

I'm not a big fan of BOTOX or breast implants, don't really need them! But when I saw Felicity Kendall on t.v. with her frozen face I was shocked, Dolly Patron is going the same way.So imagine my curiosity when the girl I work with food me her boyfriend had recently had a botox job, not so much a face filler, now a fuck filler! He had BOTOX injected into his Penis she told me it was an inch and half longer and thicker too, and in a constant state of semi erection. So it wasn't long before I was out for a meal in Prezzos with the couple and the topic of conversation came up.... "I hear you've h… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 1 year ago

anyone 4 Tennis

I'm not the most sporting female on the planet, tried jogging to much bounce, so to my surprise I found something Im good at...Table Tennis. Trudie my new friend from the church suggested it, the venue is the hall which is ideal. I know Church....your shocked but it's fun and sociable and full of black youths! lol.? Maybe the track suit was too tight but the looks I got was astonishing. I won my first 3 games, maybe the nipples helped or the loose vest....I swung my way to victory. The last chap I played was over six foot, still beat him. He tried to psch.....me out by saying "love your bunch… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 1 year ago 1

Showers of joy!

I guess I have a morning routine, that suits me my favourite part is getting the shower head beating on my clit.....oh it's fucking great I start by soaping up my boobs and getting my sensitive nipples hard and erect A few pulls on my milkas....and I feel my juices welling up. but it's the clit work, that does it every time, has me moaning talk about face pulling. I do love an orgasm in the shower the beauty of it is when it's over I have an electric body ready for more stimulation! That's when sheer stockings and designer lingerie feel so good against my soft skin, going for crotchless pantie… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 1 year ago 2

Glory Be!!

So there I was talking to Madeleine in the street, we talked about the weather, local news. "I am disgusted with the way those perverted men act at the public pool she said having been flashed at while changing! " They even have a glory hole in the disabled toilet, which is adjacent to the men's loos, she didn't know but the lifeguard told her "Yes the toilet tissue holder just gets turned to the left and comes away revealing a big hole enough to get an arm through ....." Madeleine said. .. adding that lucky it was locked most of the time, with something called a RADAR key, which you can buy i… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 2 years ago 1

My pink tail!

What a wonderful invention the Lovense. is, a sculpted piece of pink plastic that vibrates when connected to one's smart fone! I'm never happier than when I got my little tail hanging down, got such a variety of intensity and options I can connect it to the bass beat of a tune or incoming msgs my new b.f. took me to a bar and played a prank,, he put an advert for an X.box game consuie for 50 pounds, on Gumtree, well my phone didn't stop buzzing all night, Dads looking for Chrissy presents, young lads hunting down a bargain!My Knicks were saturated by 8p.m. I was all breathless and my nipples l… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 2 years ago

Out the Back!

So getting a job as a manageress in a charity shop wasnt hard, the recruitment chap was transfixed by my cleavage and stockinged legs. First day nerves Trudie was a middle aged woman with spectacles that has been running the high street store, she introduced me to the volunteers there was Fred a lad in his 20s who had a speech impediment and walked with a gait. Also Grant, who had some kind of disability he was huge like a big giant, but slow and skinny Warren who kept laughing nervously, and was an ex convict and youth offende, so that was my team. Trudie explained what needed doing and some… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 2 years ago 2

Bimborama

I once was a shy retiring wallflower, black slacks black turtle neck top, flat shoes baggy jacket glasses and hair in a bun. about as sexy as sucking a lemon. So what happened... Was there a dark sinister hypnotist who re-programmed me...make a good story. No it was the Priest at my church that changed my outlook, Father O Reilly retired and so Father Cherishe took over an African missionary, he was tall angular and honed to fitness, confession rates went up , to a record level especially with the young ladies of Leith. It started to change when the new Father introduced the new youth club, Th… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 2 years ago

first day on the job

It did feel strange going back to work after such a long absence, but a hospitality job was never to far out my comfort zone. It wasn't exactly executive, but comfy! After the pandemic it was a breath of fresh air to get out.All I had to do was serve the public. So back behind a bar this time in France, Henri-Paul had been exceedingly nice to me. Ending up at Marseilles station with a suitcase crying my eyes out was not a place I wanted to revisit.But he took me in and gave me a job, I had resources and assets but the pandemic and my ex was making it difficult for me. So back behind the bar le… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 2 years ago 2

In the City

There's something about the Autumn I like, the early mornings, mists falling leaves. the sound of my stilettos on the pavement, it's quiet right now but in a few hours the street down there will be bustling with Buses and Taxi's,cyclists shouting swear words the Asian grocers with his display of brightly coloured fruit and vegetables, I walk to the bus stop a young man eyes me up at the bus stop....Am I wearing to much make up.... I check my lips in my compact mirror and my eyes with the heavy liner and mascara, I think to myself I look sexy for an old bird still. I reach inside my clutch bag… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 2 years ago

Shortages!

I can't remember a more turbulent time, now we're faced with shortages I already experienced it in the fuel panic buying at U.K. garages some nice man commented on how pretty my stilettos were offered to fill my petrol containers for me, having done so and realising I couldn't chase him drove off with them, I had paid for them too. What a feeling of gullible victim came over me. It reminded me of when I was a teen selling kisses for a pound, there wasn't a shortage of participants, but they wanted more for their pound, a grope of my big boobs...fondle my ass cheeks and finger my foo foo. Some… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 2 years ago 2

Fishnet fornication.!

What can be said of a woman that wears fishnet, I started at a young age, other girls would remark " only a slut would wear fishnets to school" I did get repremanded on several occasions for them not being standard school uniform, so I cheated by putting on white ankle socks. As I grew more aware of fishnet I got myself some body stockings all over affairs with a crotchless secret. I could wear a flowery relations dress over the top and no one would be the wiser, except my pervy male relations who would ask "you got fishnet stockings on?" My reply would often shock " No it's a body stocking an… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 2 years ago 2

Honouring the youth of Today

You know me, from old always ready to help and assist in any way I can.So Inge one of my neighbours she and her son are from Malmo in Sweden, confided in me about the problem her boy was having at school. "Suspended why did he get suspended?" I asked. " He has a problem with premature ejaculation" Inge answered. "At school" I quipped. " "Yes he has very big testicles and not only that the head of his Penis is so large it's easily stimulated" she went on to tell me with a worried look on her face. "Poor boy maybe I could help" I offered, thinking of the prospect of an abnormal penis and it's p… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 2 years ago 2

The Milky Milky Way.

I guess I've known my boobs have been a man magnet from my teens when I first got them. The sensitive nipples making them just that little bit special. So it's always good to show them off, in gossamer blouses or low cut dresses, watching young bashful chaps lost for words!!Hello I'm up here...... So obviously being abroad for a while in a hot country, they got nicely toasted. It was when I got asked if I could give milk, things changed. I started taking these hormone tablets and after six weeks I felt changes. Imagine my surprise when I started producing my boobs went up 3 cup sizes now all m… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 2 years ago 2

The blue pool

Well, times change I was surprised when the council revamped the changing areas of the public pool. I guess to make it more gender neutral the gents and ladies changing facilities were merged with family room cubicles added and a better disabled access, there are definitely more predatory men arriving to swim. I'm one of those women that doesn't like getting my make up wet, so I tend to do my version of the breast stroke in the pool.My first thoughts on the revamped pool was how warmer it seemed it wasn't until I got to the shallow end on my second length of the pool I noticed the three middl… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 2 years ago 1

Sweet like Candy!

"You could work in the sweet shop Mr McNamara is looking for a Girl Friday" said Mum. What a strange term girl Friday.... more like grope Friday knowing Mr McNamara. and all the other days of the week. "Well don't expect me to keep you my jobs only part time" said Mum throwing the paper at me. free sweets I suppose.....wasn't just sweets it was mags and fags too a Newsagents ..... "I won't do the paper round" I shouted, before I could say anything else, Mum was on the phone "Yes Mr McNamara she could come this afternoon" Maybe I didn't want to work in a Newsagents....free ciggies....… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 4 years ago 1

Wank,Suck,Repeat

I'm sure Nigella won't mind me stealing her title for her new cookery show. Only one word is the same. She should be arrested after what she did to the fish fingers last week!!!! So how easy is it to train the youth of today how to cook.... Some of the answers I've had.... I got the just eat app. I thought a balanced diet meant eating at a variety of take away I've never liked veg In happy with hops! Scandalous... So when my dear friend asked if I could teach her two teenage sons to cook before they went to Uni I approached it as a challenge. Young men get nervous around me so I chose a s… Read more

Posted by DiamondLife 4 years ago 2
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