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Update November 15, 2012: I am one stupid mother fucker in that I had my profile fucked up without the favorites visible to anyone. Duh what a marrooon I am.... Sorry 'bout that horny people...<br/><br/>"Man has not risen an inch from the primordial slime that spawned him."<br/><br/>Male half of both-bi couple who swing like chimps in the trees.<br/><br/>Seeking: all forms and persuasions of humans.<br/><br/>I am here looking for naked women. Anyone seen some around?<br/><br/>If society has declared something illegal, I don't want to see it. Everything else I will watch...<br/><br/><a target="_blank" class="link-inner" href="http://xhamster.com/movies/260885/the_nudist_racket.html">http://xhamster.com/movies/260885/the_nudist_racket.html</a><br/><br/>Ya'll young adults of the internet age got it so easy now-a-days for watchin' the porno...<br/><br/>Back in my time we had to walk uphill, both ways, in the snow, without shoes, while dragging a 200pound 8 millimeter projector, an extension cord run from the house, the 50lb movie screen (since the garage didn't have any white walls in it and our bed sheets were all patterns) in order to watch a couple of 8mm fuckin' BLACK and WHITE (the color not the interracial sex) SILENT (yup no fuckin' sound) films about 10 minutes long. And whoa to the person who mis-thread the fucking projector and fucked up the film so we had to splice the motherfucker back together with clear Scotch tape and hope it held until after the next crew of guys got the setup so we couldn't be blamed. And we couldn't even wack off while watching since we were surrounded by our friends. Maybe if we were in the money someone could have gone to the seedy adult book store on the wrong side of the tracks in a town 50 miles away and bought a new 8mm film- fresh from Sweden or some shit.<br/><br/>Yup, you young adult folks got it so fucking easy ta' watch the porno...free and easy.<br/><br/>Now get off my fuckin' lawn...<br/><br/>search for "negrofloripa" for bbw lesbian videos<br/><br/>Made it down here did ya?<br/>Disclaimer WARNING: Any and all institutions using this or any Adult Friend Finder site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action.