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1. You burn about 200 calories during 30 minutes of active sex. 2. Sex makes women's hair shinier and their skin glow because of all the extra oestrogen it causes them to produce. 3. According to the Durex Global Sex Survey, people normally lose their virginity at 17 years old. 4. American Jonah Falcon has the world's largest penis at 9.5 inches when flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect. ( Declare him Monster…lol) 5. The average penis size is 3.5 to 3.7 inches when flaccid and between 5.0-5.7 inches when erect………… ( Really…………….?) 6. Whales are the owners of the wor… Read more

Man:Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day! Woman: Go to hell Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman:… Read more

Few places for fun sexcapades that one must try sometime... 1. Kitchen (counter, floor, against the refrigerator) 2. Behind a waterfall 3. In the woods 4. Bar/Pub/Club bathroom 5. Public transportation (bus, taxi, train) 6. On the floor 7. On a grand piano (à la “Pretty Woman”) 8. On the Roof/Balcony 9. On top of the washing machine while it’s running (trust me. this is real fun) 10. On a boat/ship 11. Golf course at night 12. In a room with mirrors 13. In an airplane restroom 14. On the beach 15. In a tent 16. In a field at sunset (bonus: a co… Read more