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Your favorite BBW pornstars ...

I did a post on my website a few months back, showcasing my favorite BBW pornstar. Little did I expect, it has turned out to be me my most popular post on the site. Considering this is an avid community of porn enthusiasts, it only made sense to share my list here. On a sidenote, I'm glad sites like PlumperPass and PornMegaLoad exists. Seems like there are not a lot of high quality BBW porn sites out there. 1. Felicia Clover: Probably the best combo of big boobs and a big ass. 2. Klaudia Kelly: She's all bass at this point, but there is nothing wrong with that. Real talk… Read more

Posted by curvesaffinity 9 years ago 11

Strippers You Meet: The Possessor

I used to be a strip club "regular." Then I became a strip club social media coordinator. Then I found more productive things to do. I did learn a lot from my time engulfed in the adult nightlife, and one of those things is the types of strippers you are bound to run into at a club. Today, let's discuss "The Possessor." This is why you can't come across too interesting, or intelligent, or nice with a stripper. Once you buy a stripper drinks, tip them for their time, and offer great conversation, there is a chance they are going to become possessive of you as their customer. No other girl is… Read more

Posted by curvesaffinity 9 years ago

The "She Should Do Anal" List

It seems like anal is the hot trend in internet pornography these days. Every month is seems like someone new is on the anal train. Brazzers had the first anal scene for Madison Ivy, while HardX (and great production company) has given us anal scenes from Maddy O'Reilly, Allie Haze, and Jillian Janson. I don't know that I am necessarily privy to the latest trends in porn as I don't keep up with it as an avid follower. Still, I can't help but make the observation. So who are the girls we most want to see take the plunge? This list isn't about what's realistic, what wasn't, and what politi… Read more

Posted by curvesaffinity 10 years ago 8

Are You A Porn Addict?

I've recently become fascinated with the concept of not watching porn and masturbating, and how finding the strength to give up the tandem can be physically, emotionally, and mentally benefiting. I've read a countless amount of stories from people (okay, from men) citing the differences they are seeing in their own lives after weeks of abstinence. With it being the internet, it's hard to know what's true and what isn't. We have no way of knowing whether or not these stories are factual or merely exaggerated (or even fabricated) cases of men feeling different. Conceptually, it makes sense th… Read more

Posted by curvesaffinity 10 years ago 2

So You Want To Date A Stripper?

I did a post on this on my blog, Meninity, where I essentially give a laundry list of reasons for why men should not aim to date a stripper. My experiences from dating a few, as well as listening to others, seem to end in one common denominator: disappointment. However, because strippers are typically hot, I can understand if that doesn't deter you. Rather than continue to chronicle why dating a stripper isn't the best idea, I will give you some advice for making a date with a stripper a reality: • Treat her like a normal person: It sounds so simple, yet customers rarely ev… Read more

Posted by curvesaffinity 10 years ago 3

Have you heard of the Penilizer?

I recently got back into jelqing on a consistent basis. The results have been good. My EQ (erection quality) is improved, and I'm plump while in a flaccid state on a more consistent basis. I'm also taking Horny Goat Weed supplements from Vitamin Shoppe in conjunction with L-Arginine (which I actually use to assist with my gym workouts). Needless to say, I'm happy with what I am seeing. I don't hold any issues with my penis size. I am quite happy with it, actually. I am not doing this for enlargement. If enlargement becomes a byproduct of jelqing again, then all the better. My primary purpos… Read more

Posted by curvesaffinity 10 years ago

Oreos and Sex: Black Guys and Big Dicks

I'm a black man. I am devoid of most stereotypical black personality and character traits. Thus, I am an Oreo. In my world, if you are not acting "black," then you are acting "white." When it comes to dating and sex, being an Oreo means that a) people will naturally assume you only date white women, and b) white people feel comfortable approaching you about black sexual culture. This usually leads to annoying questions, like... ... What do you think about Richard Sherman? I don't think about Richard Sherman. I don't care about his rant after the game. I don't expect anyt… Read more

Posted by curvesaffinity 10 years ago

NFL Playoffs: Conference Championship Predictions

I'll do this early so I don't forget later this week. I'm in the middle of moving while convincing my girlfriend that our relationship can survive a longer commute, and lord knows I can't remember to do things when something else becomes my central focus. Went 3-1 on my picks yet again. Now things get incredibly tricky... New England Patriots over Denver Broncos: I know this is now the second time I have picked against the Broncos. Let me assure you I'm not a "hater", as most people have now resorted to calling anyone whose opinion doesn't match their fandom (because God forbid someo… Read more

Posted by curvesaffinity 10 years ago 1

NFL Playoffs: Divisional Round Predictions

3-1 last week. Not bad at all. I underestimated Andy Dalton's ability to randomly go to the toilet. I knew going in that the gap between him and Philip Rivers was a large one, but I wasn't expecting Dalton to completely lose his way. And before I get to my picks, let me say this: Dalton isn't a shit quarterback. Somehow we live in a universe where quarterbacks are either elite or they are shit. Dalton is a solid and serviceable starter. But the reality is that he isn't a franchise guy, at least not right now. That isn't a bad thing. Only eight to ten teams get to have a franchise-level q… Read more

Posted by curvesaffinity 10 years ago

NFL Playoffs: Wild Card Predictions

I don't care if this isn't related to sex, porn, big asses, dating, etc. It's the NFL Playoffs. That's a good enough reason to make a post about it. I actually predicted wins for Indianapolis and New Orleans today (so much so that I used the Colts as an ESPN Streak for the Cash pick). So naturally, I will be wrong from this point forward. San Diego Chargers @ Cincinnati Bengals I think both teams are entering this game at a similar level of play (a comment you can really make for most of the AFC as no one has stood out). This matchup comes down to Philip Rivers against the Bengals… Read more

Posted by curvesaffinity 10 years ago 1

Oreos and Dating: Only White Women?

I'm a black man. I am devoid of most stereotypical black personality and character traits. Thus, I am an Oreo. In my world, if you are not acting "black," then you are acting "white." When it comes to dating and sex, being an Oreo means that a) people will naturally assume you only date white women, and b) white people feel comfortable approaching you about black sexual culture. This usually leads to annoying questions, like... ... Do you only date white women? NO! That would be stupid. I would be missing out on so many wonderful people if I made a decision like this. I… Read more

Posted by curvesaffinity 10 years ago

Oreos and Sex: Why Do Black Guys Like Big Butts?

I'm a black man. I am devoid of most stereotypical black personality and character traits. Thus, I am an Oreo. In my world, if you are not acting "black," then you are acting "white." When it comes to dating and sex, being an Oreo means that a) people will naturally assume you only date white women, and b) white people feel comfortable approaching you about black sexual culture. This usually leads to annoying questions, like... ... Why do black guys like big butts? Full disclosure: I love big butts. Actually, let me be more clear: I LOVE big butts. Seeing a girl and her… Read more

Posted by curvesaffinity 10 years ago 1

Don't give a stripper your number!

If I could put the title in all caps, I would. However, I am not one to raise my voice. This is a common problem I am seeing at the strip club, leading to many men being very upset once their pockets are completely empty. With time, I will give you the full stories on the five different girls I have given my number to. For now, just understand this one lesson: don't give out your number. When strippers ask for your number, 90% of the time it is to make you their client. They may genuinely like your personality or think you are cute, but above all else, they like the fact that you will spend… Read more

Posted by curvesaffinity 10 years ago

My friends are shocked I have a black girlfriend..

Background: I'm a black guy that grew up around white people. I went to a predominantly white high school. I was one of six black guys in my class. So yes, I'm a bit of an Oreo. No, that doesn't mean I'm corny or completely inept when it comes to black culture. It just means I enjoy speaking with proper grammar and sentence structure while buying my clothes at Target, something black people in Atlanta simply don't do. I still carry many stereotypically black traits. I love girls with big butts. I tend to vote Democrat (you know, pending I actually vote). I love sweet tea and Kool-Aid. I cal… Read more

Posted by curvesaffinity 10 years ago 3

Backstage Pass: The VIP Room

Funny story: I'm now the social media coordinator for three strip clubs in Atlanta. I've learned a lot about how these clubs work, specifically, how the girls work the patrons. I'm not a guru, but I've experienced enough to share what I've learned. I'm making it my mission to continue to open up the discussion on how men should handle spending time at a strip club. Months back, I talked about the power of tipping. Today, we'll discuss the truth about the VIP room. You've all seen it at whatever club you visit. There is a dimly lit room, most likely covered by a curtain, where you see a d… Read more

Posted by curvesaffinity 10 years ago

Gentleman, always tip at the strip club...

Earlier tonight, I took my friend to the strip club. It was his first time being in a strip club in Atlanta. I make that distinction only because strip clubs in Atlanta are treated like hang out spots. When it's pass midnight, and you and your friends need something to do, the strip club is always a top option. Anyhow, I tried to educate him on the best ways to grab a dancer's attention. In Atlanta, especially considering the arrogance of a lot of men in the city, grabbing a dancer's attention isn't difficult. There are many ways to do it. However, the most basic way is also the most basic… Read more

Posted by curvesaffinity 11 years ago