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Personal information
I am:
Colin, male, heteroflexible
From:
Indianapolis, Indiana, United States
Seeking:
Not sure
Education:
BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation:
Security Analyst @ Anthem
Income:
Big
Relationship:
Open
Kids:
Yes, we live together
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Several times a week
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Average
Hair length:
Short
Hair color:
Brown
Eye color:
Hazel
Height:
5 ft 10 in (178 cm)
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About me

After my wife had her first kid a couple years ago her vaginas been all torn up (it's a bit like throwing a hot dog down a hallway if you know what I mean) so I'm here looking for a little something extra on the side. I'm 37 yo, nerdy, my favorite musician is Shakira, I'm conservative on the outside but freaky underneath. I live just Southwest of Ellenberger park in the Irvington area so I was thinking we could meet up there while the wife's playing with the kiddo and slip off into the wooded area. I'm open as to males, females, whatever, whatever age. A mouth is a mouth, right? And I'm not apposed to fucking with autistics or people that might be depressed, etc. If you tell anybody, though, I'll smear the fuck out of you. I'm a security expert so I know how to hack too.
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tearingherring
tearingherring 1 year ago
Thanks for the invite, Colin. I feel I need to set things straight about you wife's vagina. I have to admit, it wasn't the kid that tore it up. We can talk about it when I see you under the Ellenberger bridge next. Well, you know, when my mouth isn't full.
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