About

There can be only one and I'm it. You can decide for yourself how I got the name. But here are some suggestions ;-)

a) Because I used to work in the pub
b) Because I'm an absolute twat
c) Because mine is the best tool in the box

I'm an 'every body is a good body' kinda guy, but let's face it, I'm here for the curves. Shapely is the right way, the only way. So if you fit that description I'm your guy. If you don't ................ Fuck it, let's party anyway!!!

I don't claim to be able to right the world wrongs. But if you wanna hit me up to chat, cry on my shoulder, bitch or do any type of moaning ;-) feel free.

So if you fancy a good fuck, talk to anyone on here. But when you want a great fuck, you know where I am.

By the way, I'm a bit weird. Because, before I 'smash your back door in' or get 'balls deep in your gloriousness' I would kinda like to know who I'm banging. So if you're weird like that too. Come on down!