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OKAY, I GOT SICK OF SIFTING THROUGH SO MANY BULLSHIT FRIEND REQUESTS THAT I'M PRETTY MUCH DONE WITH IT. WHEN YOU'RE AS COOL AS ME AND THIS GUY:

THEN YOU ATTRACT A LOT OF ATTENTION.
IF YOU WANT TO BE A FRIEND THEN SEND ME A PM AND PLAINTIVELY REQUEST IT. MAYBE INCLUDE A REASON WHY AS I DON'T FRIEND JUST ANYBODY, AND IT WILL MAKE PROCESSING YOUR REQUEST THAT MUCH EASIER. FRIEND COLLECTORS, DON'T BOTHER WASTING MY TIME AND FUCK OFF!!!

Now, with THAT out of the way:

I love women more than anything else on Earth!

I like various shapes and sizes but, if forced to choose, I prefer them petite with small tits, round butts, & substantial pussy lips. Over the last several years, I've come to appreciate A, AA, and (once I found out that they existed) even AAA cups. A little hair "down there" doesn't hurt as, while I may like 'em small & young, I'm not into the underage fantasy thing.

I CAN'T STAND fake tits, or fake anything for that matter. I wish women would understand that "factory stock" condition is better than any aftermarket parts they could ever put on. In fact, I find it makes them look prematurely old, or like clowns when they get work done on their face - scary stuff. I generally don't like tattoos as well, but they can be overlooked depending on the girl (i.e. Tori Black). One time, I pulled-one-off to Bonnie Rotten, so whatever.

I love pussy juice. From squirt, to cream, to everything in between. It's one of my biggest turn-ons, and something oft misunderstood by most men (it's not "cum" you guys).

I'm into a little bit of everything except gay/tranny-type stuff. Mostly "normal" stuff, but on occasion I'll get into some more kink-oriented stuff.

There are so many women in the biz that I love for so many reasons that the list would be endless. So, I'll break 'em down basically for now (perhaps I'll sort them further in the future).

Some of my favorites in terms of (but not limited to) tits are:
Allie Haze
Amai Liu
Amia Miley (pre-boobjob)
Amy Lee (pre-boobjob)
Andrea Anderson (!)
Anfisa (!) (Russian?)
Angel Long
Anne Howe
Ashley Blue
Ashley Long
Aubrey Belle
Brianna Love
Cayenne Klein
Corina Taylor
Courtney Simpson (!)
Dani Jensen
Elle Alexandra
Franziska Facella
Georgia Jones
Gigi Rivera (!!) (OMG, an all-time fav)
Ivana Fuckalot
Jenna Haze
Jessie Andrews
Kacey Jordan (!)
Kat
Kennedy Kressler (!)
Kylie Richards (!)
Lexi Love (pre-boobjob)
Lily Carter (This girl is amazing!)
Mary Anne
Meggan Mallone (pre-boobjob)
Micah Moore (pre-boobjob)
Natasha Shy
Nikki Charm (!) (one of the cutest ever)
Remy LaCroix
Riley Jensen (!) (pre-boobjob - a total package)
Riley Reid
Sabrine Maui
Sara Jaymes (!) (super-cute)
Sasha Blonde
Sierra Sinn
Sindy Vega (!) (though her sternum bugs me somewhat)
Stephanie Sage
Teagan Presley (pre-boobjob)
Tia Cyrus
Tori Black
Tyler Stevenz
Veronica Rodriguez
Zoe Voss
Zoey Kush
Zuzana Zeleznovova

These lists are by no means inclusive. There are all manner of Asians, Russians, new girls whose names I've yet to learn, and older girls who I've forgotten that I find to be stunning and should've made it on.
If you know of any similar-type girls that you think are missing, especially girls similar to ones with (!)'s, then let me know.

To show that my tastes are well-rounded (no pun intended), here are some other favs, body-wise:
Alexis Texas (when she's fit - or at least as fit as she gets)
Alison Angel
Belladonna
Bree Olson
Carli Banks
Casey Calvert
Charley Chase
Chloe Foster (!!)
Dani Daniels
Dillion Harper
Eve Lawrence (she reminds me of someone, which allows me to overlook the fake tits)
Faye Reagan (love those puffies)
Harmony Rose
Heather Hunter
Holly Michaels
Jada Stevens
Jenna Jameson (one of only a literal FEW whose fake tits I can look past)
Karli Montana (so underrated)
Katie St. Ives
Lela Star (pre-boobjob, and pre-everything else she did to try to look like Kim Kardashian)
Lexi Belle
Loni Sanders
Malena Morgan
Maria Ozawa
Marie Luv
Mia Bangg
Mia Malkova
Mischa Brooks
Missy Stone
Monique (ebony)
Nicole Grey
Nicole Ray
Paulina James
Penny Flame
Sammie Rhodes
Sasha Grey
Tiana Lynn

I have a bit of a penchant for vaginas. I prefer longer inner lips and big clits (i.e. Dominika C), but I'm down for some puffy clams now & then (i.e. Riley Reid). Here's a list of some favs:
Alyssa Branch
Andie Valentino
Dominika C (!!!) (The Total Package!)
Gigi Rivera (!)
Jana Jordan
Kacey Jordan (!)
Katie St. Ives
Kimberly Kane (!!)
Lexi Belle
Lily LaBeau
Lily Thai
Marie Luv
Nicole Ray
Riley Jensen (!!!) (not the biggest fan of the ink, but otherwise... I think she's perfect)
Riley Reid (!) (I question some of her squirting, but I still love her)
Sheena Shaw
Stephanie Sage

And, as I mentioned, I love when girls cream on cocks, or get so wet that they drip. It's something I've really started liking in the last few years, so I've started noticing it more often. I'm always looking for (quality) new stuff, and rewatching scenes where I didn't notice it before. I don't like the obviously fake stuff (which certain sites and cam girls tend to perpetrate), or when they just have a yeast infection.

Because I've only been taking note of it more recently, I don't have the list of girls that I would like - and when I do notice it I tend to be "preoccupied", so sometimes it doesn't get documented. I'm gonna try to get some examples of what I mean and maybe some folks could help by pointing out some scenes. Some girls do it on the reg, while some only occasionally - maybe only when there is chemistry w/ the male talent.

Oh, yeah. Being a fan of the female orgasm, I love it when you can see the pussy contractions as well. It's too bad that most of those type of vids that I find are old fat ladies - not what I'm looking for. Tori Black is (was, I guess) good about showing off her contractions sometimes, especially on her cam shows - if anyone has, or can get, any of those then hook me up!

Some creamers off of the top of my head that I like are:
Amy Reid (especially her FTV stairs solo - wow)
Ariel Alexus
Bailey Brooks
Brianna Love (in Lex the Impaler 3 when she rides him)
Chloe Morgan
Jenna Haze
Karlie Montana (she gets pretty wet - she did a scene with Voodoo for named "High Noon Hard Ride" where there's a small gush that drains out when Voodoo pulls out of her during doggy - it's fucking hot)
Kristina Rose (there's a threesome scene - I can't recall the studio or the talent - where she's squatting while giving head, and you can see a thick clear stringer dangling from her pussy)
Leslie (from FTV)
Madison Chandler (in PAWG/The Ass on This White Girl)
Missy Stone
Sasha Grey

Here are some visual examples of what I mean:
A Kina Kai scene - the creaming starts @ 6:18:



Jocelyn & Mandingo from "Booty Talk 43". Creaming starts @ 7:00.



I love watch girls get themselves off, and a pulsating pussy just might the most beautiful thing in the universe. It's not the best example as you can only get an idea of how wet she is at the end when she spreads her lips and you cans see a couple of stringers, but it's still pretty hot:



There are so many that I can't think of right now. I've a bunch of links I'll have to look over - so, to be continued...


I loves me some squirting, too. Memorable squirters include:
Angela Stone (= to, if not > Cytherea)
Brianna Love
Casey Calvert
Charley Chase
Cytherea (of course)
Inari Vachs
Karlie Montana (I think the scene is called "Pumping Orgasms" from RealExGirlfriends/PornPros - she squirts during reverse cowgirl)
Lily Thai
Marie Luv
Missy Stone
Nikki Charm
Paulina James
Riley Reid
Sasha Knox
Sindee Jennings
Tia Cyrus (w/ Rico Strong a scene from BangBros/Monsters of Cock aptly titled, "Rico Strong Makes the Pussy Squirt")
Tiana Lynn
Veronica Rodriguez

And that just leaves me with my all-around favs. At this level, rankings just don't even apply. My top-tier girls (in alphabetical order) are:
- Chloe Foster
- Gigi Rivera
- Lily Carter
- Malena Morgan (NOT a lesbian in real life - and a total freak)
- Monique (the Ebony Goddess)
- Riley Reid
- Tori Black
- Veronica Rodriguez
- Zoey Kush

Some funny (NON-PORN) girls I like:

Allie Ward
Kristen Wiig
Milana Vayntrub
Nasim Pedrad
Natasha Leggero (OMG, she was sooo hot in the first episode of Garfunkel and Oates)

I figured that the no-man's-land of my profile would be an apt place for the "porn studs" that I dislike:
Erik Everhard (the man w/ the plastic penis)
John Strong (one of the "bebe brothers" - he's always saying, "Yeah bebe, fuck bebe, shit bebe, fuck yeah bebe, etc.)
Michael Stefano (the other "bebe brother" - except he says it even more. To the point that I want to chop off his head)
Barrett Blade
Brother Love
Jamie Gillis
Mick Blue (a motherfucking orangutan - and you can't avoid his euro-trash ass because he's fucking EVERYWHERE)
Shorty Mac
Tyce Bune
--And I'm sure some didn't make the list because while typing this, my dick retreated back into my body and I had to quit.

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