About

Right, I've been on here long enough so I may as well do a more detailed introductory blah blah.

Well, what is there to say?

I'm half Irish/half Catalan (I could say I'm half Spanish, but the Catalans are a proud lot, and I was always told to be proud of my Catalan heritage. So there we go). I was born in the Republic of Ireland, then we went to live in Barcelona, then we came over here. And no I can't speak Catalan. I used to be able to. And I was never taught Castillo - just in case anyone tries to message me in either language.

I'm a gay man living in London, doing what most gay men do, eat sleep, fuck and repeat.

You'll know by now what I look like if you've seen the pictures I've got on here. Yes I am a hairy sod (Hence the name Chewie - work it out!), but please, don't call mer a bear. I am not a bear. Its not my thing. I'm just someone who's got enough body hair for a platoon. Physical stats are above, so thats them covered. What else? Oh yes, I have Asperger's. Which basically means I know lots of things about everything, have a high IQ and can pretty much remember everything I've read, watched or heard (We use more of our brain you see). Hence nicknames like Sheldon, Walking Encyclopaedia, The Borg. I like it. And it aint a disability. Think of it as Human 2.0.

Why am I here? Well the porn mainly. I love watching it. Obviously the gay porn. But occasionally I find myself drifting to the bisexual stuff. Hell, as long as there's a fit bloke in it with a huge dick fucking an arse like there's no tomorrow, I'll be happy.

Have started to interact with some of you lovely lot, and am up for chatting initially. It may progress to meeting up with some of you, but we'll see. I don't do requests - I'm not a DJ. I'm here to get off on whatever you awesome people have uploaded. I sometimes to cam, but it's not very often as I get annoyed at people telling me what to do by a bunch of people who think they know better. And as someone who's got Asperger's (look it up, you are on a computer or whatever), that's the quickest way to piss me off.

Also, what on earth is KIK?

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