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Personal information
I am:
By The Sea, 53 years old, female, heteroflexible
From:
Northeast coast of the USA, Maine, United States
Seeking:
Male, heteroflexible
Interests
and fetishes:
and fetishes:
About me
READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END AND MESSAGE ME THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION (I shouldn't have to remind you, just do it)
I want to make sure you actually read the ENTIRE "about me". Have fun!
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If you want to chat, I ONLY chat with those in the USA or at least on my side of the globe.
Which means:
/North America,
Europe area
Canada,
anywhere the USA owns.
(If you don't know the territories the USA owns .. Google THEM!)
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You have to Converse with me here on Xham FIRST before contacting me on KIK. Or you will be blocked!
Kik ID is. WhippetyThings
Don't call me a bitch, because you couldn't follow simple directions.
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I will not add you as a friend or talk with you if:
* Don't read this to the end and answer the question
* You ask my age when I say I am doing homework
* if you're UNDER the age of 40 (not even 39 1/2)
* If you ask me "what I am doing here"
* 10 years over or /under my age
* profile blocked to just friends
* NO age listed in your profile
* if you are married/taken
* Aren't Democrats
* You ask my age
NOT interested in the following:
(These are things I have been asked)
* Sending you my unwashed underwear
* Selling you my unwashed underwear
* becoming your slave master
* anything gross or unsanitary
* violence / bondage/tying-up
* being you're slaves' mistress
* Giving out my cell number
* SHARING YOUR PARTNER
* Photos of your genitals
* interested in tributes
* using my camera
* REPUBLICANS
* Fisting
YES, I know this is a PORN SITE!
Why even tell me?!?
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If you have a comment for my pics or stories, please leave them there!
You do not have to message me and tell me have great BREASTS! l have a comment, leave it ON the pic/story. STOP telling me how much you like my parts! Need to say something.
........LEAVE. COMMENTS. ON. THE. PHOTO / STORY....
.........DO NOT MESSAGE YOUR COMMENTS TO ME!.......
...........YOU. WILL. BE. BLOCKED. IF. YOU. DO.!.........
My parts DO NOT define me as a person, but they are a part of me! Saying me is gorgeous from looking at JUST my parts, won't get you anywhere unless you like being blocked . . .
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If you do read the whole thing message me with:
the name of the Devo song that sounds like Whippet...
Telling me, You don't know the answer when you can look it up on the web, will only get you lol'ed . . . Sorry, NOT AN EXCUSE!!! I gave you the BANDS NAME!
Whippet - breed of dog - Which I breed, show, train, and live with
Devo song - ________ ___
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Bythesea71 Host 1 year ago
My full profile is now in with my stories as a post!!.. no more excuses!!
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