Who’s your favourite Oirish sexy celebrity ride? Read more
Who’s your favourite Derry Girl you wank to?
I love Erin because she’s a total ride. Read more
Christmas Wank!
Hi! I hope you all have a good wank over my sexy bum this Christmas! Read more
Website gone to pot
Not only can’t I post dodgy videos, my galleries are locked and I can’t even dm pictures of my sexy arse to anyone who wants to wank over them. What’s going on? Aaaaaarrgh! Read more
Spunk My Ass, Motherfuckers!
Hi! Has anyone had a good wank over my sexy ass recently? Please let me know! Read more
My Ass Is So Sexy!
My ass is so sexy I sometimes wank to it. Who thinks I’m mad? Read more
The Celebrity Human Centipede Challenge
A lot of those social media challenges are a bit lame. Wouldn’t it be great to see celebrities crawl about with their tongues in someone else’s bum holes and see how many hits they’d get. I would like to see Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry do it. Who would be your choices? Read more
Cute Wee Kylie Minogue
I heard cute wee Kylie is moving back to Australia for good. No chance of meeting her now. It’s back to wanking I suppose. Read more
Sexy Rock Bitches
Those mad bitches Debbie Harry and Shirley Manson are not playing together in concerts next year so there’s no chance of having a threesome backstage with them. What a pity! Read more
No more dodgy videos
I have decided to stop making dodgy videos as I can’t be arsed with filling in those forms for verification. Read more
Spunk My Ass!
Who would like to make a sexy cumtribute video over my sexy bum? Please let me know if you made one! Read more
Sexy Oirish Political Biddies
Which one of these mad political biddies would you shag? Mary Lou McDonald or Arlene Fossil? Read more
Sexy Metal Bitches
Who’s your favourite sexy metal bitch you wank over to? Miley Cyrus doesn’t count. Read more
Sexy Bitches!
Has anyone ever wanked over sexy Katie Hopkins or Ann Coulter? Read more
Who’s all wanking off today?
My sexy bum won’t spunk itself! Read more
Hi! Have you wanked over my sexy bum today?
Has anyone had a good wank over my sexy ass yet? Read more
Cumtribute My Sexy Bum!
Is there anyone out there who would like to make a video of a picture of my ass getting splattered with cum? Read more