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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy… Read more

Being an adult means you need to communicate, apologize, and tell the truth.... Don't dress to impress... - dress what you can afford! If you use the bricks from your old house to build a new one... you will end up with the same shaky foindation.. and by the house I mean #relationship Men do gossips like old women and girls - today I saw it ha... Big shout out to those ladies/slags who had sex before marriage - but still can't eat PORK - CAUSE ITS A SIN haha which one hurts more? 1. seen but no reply 2. unseen but online? Stop being the one who always makes efforts - relax… Read more

Who stays up all night to talk to you. Fall in Love with the boy who calls you beautiful not hot. Fall in Love with the boy who holds your hand in public. Fall in Love with the boy who isn't on 50 other girls best friends list. Fall in Love with the boy who walks you home and texts you when he gets home. Fall in Love with the boy who talks about his future with you in it. Fall in Love with the boy who supports you fully. Fall in Love with the boy who'll dance with you in the car to your favorite song. Fall in Love with the boy who still thinks you're beautiful without makeup. Fall in Lov… Read more

BETWEEN "IMAGINATIONS" AND WHAT "REALLY" HAPPENS: A FEW ISSUES TO KNOW !!!! #CAUTION: The Post Is Long, Raw, And #STRICTLY For The Unmarried. This is a marriage recipe for the unmarried. Though I'm not in their league, lol, but I have to be kind to them and carry them along. I can see a lot of them, guys and girls, men and women, boys and girls, praying very fervently to get married to whom they love, because they see that as one of the most important points in their lives. Of course, marriage is a promising event a proven achievement in the art of romantic love and living. In fact, marr… Read more

A man saw a snake being burned to death and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did, the snake bit him causing excruciating pain. The man dropped the snake, and the reptile fell right back into the fire. So, the man looked around and found a metal pole and used it to take the snake out of the fire, saving its life. Someone who was watching approached the man and said: “That snake bit you. Why are you still trying to save it?” The man replied: “The nature of the snake is to bite, but that's not going to change my nature, which is to help.” Do not change your nature simply because… Read more

Sex is a physical need which differs from person to person And it certainly has nothing to do with one's Character.. There are people who want to marry only a virgin girl because they think a virgin girl are good in character..LOL..what sort of logic is that? What matters the most is her commitment to the relationship...it's disgusting to even think about virginity as a scale to measure someone's character....... I consider one's Character according to Honestly, Integrity & Other important virtue that promote good habits.. Why is that we always judge a girl's character by her virginity… Read more

1. Call him by a pet name 2. Allow him to exercise his authority as the head of the family. 3. DO not challenge him when he is hurt. 4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology n explain why you behave that way that annoyed him. 5. Be quick to say "I'm sorry dear" whenever you offend him, insist on his forgiveness, appreciate and kiss him when he does. 5. Be quick to say "I'm sorry dear" whenever you offend him, insist on his forgiveness, appreciate and kiss him when he does. 7. Honor his mother 8. Insist that he buys a gift for his parents and so be… Read more

1) don't break her heart. 2) don't pretend you love her. 3) don't tell her she is ugly. 4) don't compare her to your EX 5) don't take her love for granted 6) don't shout on her. 7) don't beat her 8) never cheat on her 9) don't disrespect her 10) don't waste her time if you will not marry her 11) don't make her break her decision of "NO" sex before marriage" 12) don't make her feel unloved 13) don't **** her 14) never fail to say she is beautiful 15) don't disgrace her in the public 16) don't impregnate her and deny it 17) don't expose her secrets to your friends and family 18) don't lie… Read more

A teacher brought balloons to school and asked the k**s to blow them up. And everyone writes their name on a balloon. They threw all the balloons in the hallway and the teacher mixed them up from one end to the other. Then the teacher gave them 5 minutes to find the ball with their name on it. k**s were going in every way, looking frantically, but when the time was up, nobody had found their own ball. Then the teacher told them to take the ball closest to them and give it to the person whose name is written on it. In less than 2 minutes each had their own ball. In the end, after students we… Read more

Men need sex We love it. They say ain't nothing like it on this earth. The ain't nothing men want most. . The only game a men can't live without playing be sex We don't care about non else We need the cookie We need to be physically engaged with the woman we love. A woman who is loyal to us and supports us. they way to do that is by making love. I don't believe theres any straight man out there who doesn't love sex. Steve Harvey said "woman no-matter how much a man his wife". His family .his house his role of being the men of the house, the one who is bringing money in to the familys… Read more

An American tourist was in Kenya on an expendition. He entered a boat and midway into the journey, he asked the boat guy a question, "Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology, or Criminology?" The boat guy said, "No. I don't know any of these." The tourist then said, "What the hell do you know on the face of this Earth? you will die of illiteracy!" The boat guy said nothing... After a while, the boat developed a fault and started sinking. The boatman then asked the tourist, "Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology?" The frightened tourist said, "No!" The boat g… Read more

Son : Mom I have "STD" infected Mom : chinekeeeeeeeee weeee - stay thereooooo... don't come backooooo eiyiuiu Son : why mom? I don't have a place anywhere to go I'm coming back home. Mom : Nooooo my son oooooh if you come here you will infect your wifeoooooooh then your wife will infect your brotherooooooh then your brother will infect the maid ooooooh then maid will infect your fatheroooooooh then your father will infect meooooooh then l will infect the garden boyoooooooh then the garden boy will infect your sisteroooooooh... If your sister is infected eiyiiii the whole village is… Read more

A real relationship must have simple fights, trust, faith, tears, and genuine laughter. Jealous, Communication, patience, weird/stupid unnecessary arguments; no hiding secrets, true love and most importantly there must be forgiveness on both sides. No one is perfect on earth, we all make mistakes in our relationships but the best solution is to accept your mistakes and say SORRY to your loved one. It’s a small word but it means a lot. Many of us find it so hard to say it out yet it costs nothing, but it only eases the tension between lovers. Say it from deep inside your heart. Don’t fake it p… Read more

Never you loose a good man/woman because of money/sex. In the society today,ladies want a man that is living large and guys want ladies to have fun with. Money blows like a wind, He may not have today,but with his vision, persistent, hustle, your courage and prayers,he will make it large. Guys on the other hand,sex is not everything you need from a lady. Ask her what she want,ask her questions about her life,help her become someone prominent, encourage her,teach her how to fish so she'd never ask for fish again but instead she will fish and feed herself. Let it not always be about money a… Read more

1. Everyone has rolls when they bend over. 2. When someone tells you that you're beautiful, believe them. They aren't lying. 3. Sometimes we all wake up with breath that could kill a goat. 4. For every woman unhappy with her stretch marks is another woman who wishes she had them. 5. You should definitely have more confidence. And if you saw yourself the way others see you, you would. 6. Don't look for a man to save you. Be able to save yourself. 7. It's okay to not love every part of your body....but you should. 8. We all have that one friend who seems to have it all together. That woman with… Read more

Learn it,practice it and use it 1. Look deep into her eyes and make sure u dont shy away. 2. Hold her to zero distance, make sure your chest get in touch with her breast and feel the warmth from it. 3. Then give her a wet deep kiss, then whisper to her "you are so beautiful" Kiss her again and tell her "I love u honey" 4. Go on and romance her, hold her breasts, romance it softly and slowly while kissing her, eventually tell her" One day u will kill me with this kind of love" 5.She will start breathing so fast meaning that she's ready but don't rush, take things slow. 6. Romance her for… Read more

1. If you get offered a quick Job, no matter how broke you're, walk away.Say No & don't look back; even if it's for charity, Baleka! 2. No earphones while walking in the CBD. 3. When you see a lot of People running & Shouting "Vimba" Just know something is about to go down 4. When someone offers to sell a brand new smartphone at a cheapest price in the CBD, Baleka! 5. Don't be shocked when you see celebrities at Braam / NewTown they're always there. 6. Do not wear Mini Skirts in Jo'burg CBD 7. Never go to China Mall alone, that side is a bit quiet & dangerous; You will be jac… Read more

Men don’t talk. Many are dying on the inside while still trying to keep a brave face in front of their wives,c***dren and fellow men. Many men are walking with their death certificates in their pockets regularly checking their expiry some even wishing to bring it forward. Wives ...Yes your man may not be as perfect as you want him to be,maybe even annoying but today please encourage him to fight on. He does not need you to bash him when he comes home in the evening... c***dren...Your dad May not be able to provide for everything you want. It kills him deep down inside that he cannot b… Read more

1. Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job. 2. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. 3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home. 4. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. 5. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself. CALL 911, UNLOCK YOUR DOOR,. CHEW AN ASPIRIN. Then, 6. Since many people are… Read more

1. Don’t call someone more than twice continuously. If they don’t pick up your call, presume they have something important to attend to; 2. Return money that you have borrowed even before the other person remembers asking for it from you. It shows your integrity and character. Same goes with umbrellas, pens and lunch boxes; 3. Never order the expensive dish on the menu when someone is giving you a lunch/dinner. If possible ask them to order their choice of food for you; 4. Don’t ask awkward questions like ‘Oh so you aren’t married yet?’ Or ‘Don’t you have k**s’ or ‘Why didn’t you buy a hous… Read more