About

I am a smart mouthed, sarcastic, ADHD having, Bisexual, MILF. I have a loud mouth and think I am hilarious. I have Heterochromia (two different colored eyes) and I am sassy, classy and a little bit trashy. I am very rarely serious and make jokes about really fucked up things that no one should joke about, because, to be honest, life is too short to be a baby and dwell on the bad in the world. I believe the world would be a better place if everyone unpuckered their buttholes and stopped taking themselves so seriously. I swear like a sailor and say things that would make a death row inmate blush. I am not in the business of stroking anyone's ego or sugar coating shit, I am not Willy Wonka. So if that's what you are looking for in life, I can promise you I will totally disappoint you.<br/><br/>I am FULL of useless information and badly timed jokes. I love listening to music and discovering new bands and singers. I love going to the strip club, watching porn, and I love blasphemy. I am very open and love all things sex. I can make almost anything a sexual innuendo and basically have the mind of a horny 16 year old boy. I am not everyone's cup of shit. I am basically a train wreck but I am always a good time.<br/><br/>I am in the process of setting up my OnlyFans and have been trying to get it together for a while now, but shit keeps popping up...thanks a lot ADHD...I PROMISE as soon as I get it all ready to go I will post the link here, so stay tuned if that's something you're into. I will most likely get the paid videos, pictures, and such going here as well but I just need to get the time to do so. IT WILL BE COMING SOONISH.<br/><br/>Welcome to my side show mother fuckers. Thanks for stopping by and stay classy.