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Personal information
I am:
anyOone, 59 years old, female, heterosexual
From:
Charleston, United States
Seeking:
Male, heterosexual
Languages:
English
Education:
BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation:
Bored Housewife
Income:
Average
Relationship:
Taken
Kids:
Yes, we do not live together
Religion:
Agnostic
Smoking:
Occasionally
Drinking:
Several times a week
Star sign:
Leo
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Large
Hair length:
Very long
Hair color:
Brown
Eye color:
Blue
Height:
5 ft 4 in (163 cm)
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About me

Here to have some fun. Nothing taken too seriously. Love to swap pics and chat with other People.

Leave a comment below if you friend request me. And always remember "Bless your heart" is a euphemism with many meanings - none of them good.


I LOVE LOCAL REQUESTS BUT PLEASE AT LEAST HAVE SOME CONTENT! So many want to chat and/or meet but are unwilling to share ANY content. We need to develop some trust but if you wont share publicly, FINE!!! At least share with your friends.

PLEASE SHOW YOUR AGE AND LOCATION IN YOUR PROFILE!

UPDATE: PLEASE, SHOW YOUR FUCKING AGE AND LOCATION OR FUCK YOU!!!

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW OLD YOU ARE OR WHERE THE FUCK YOU LIVE, MAKE SOMETHING UP AND PUT IT IN YOUR PROFILE FOR FUCK'S SAKE...

Truth or Dare... NOT!


I've been deleting most 'out of country' friend requests. I speak ENGLISH. If your profile isn't in English why are you wasting both our time? Help us all out and have some sort of base information in your profile. Age and location are a must. If your worried about posting content send it to me via email. [email protected] , I even check that email sometimes.

Hope to make some LOCAL friends for chat and picture sharing. What happens after that is anybodies guess. More interested in chat fun to really find some true friends. I'm a big girl so if that bothers you, go away. If you ignore me and 'friend request' me without commenting on my profile, you are a dick!!! I am not some 'random add' for you to objectify.

Here is a 100% real photo of me. I'm the one in the middle...

I've always been 'round' even when I was thin but after an injury Ive become less fit and bigger. Would LOVE to see a local support group (or even a sexercise class) of us BBW's and SSBBW's to get in shape and support each other in our effort to stay healthy (and flexible). Email anytime. I like the gmail because google (in addition to e-mail) has chat and even phone calls from my computer. Mine is [email protected] although, I am guilty of checking it only occasionally.

Like I said, help a gal out and have some sort of base information in your profile. Age and location are a must. And just a side note fellows, although a picture of your cock is always great, put it in a gallery and pick something fun for your avatar. It is my experience that a dick picture as an avatar only denotes bisexuality or at the least being open to bisexuality which is FINE. Just don't be all offended when dude's start to hit you up. Make your intentions clear and decisive. It will save time and net you greater results. Saying that, I'll let you know up front I give BDSM a hard pass!

See, images can be fun, they don't have to be a punch in the balls. Hard pass on any BDSM!

Who knew I'd get so many e-mails from the local girls! Wow. Get your butts on here and make a profile. The Men here in Charleston want to hear from you.

UPDATE: So many emails and pictures. PLEASE post them to xhamster.

Anyone who says I haffa 'like', 'comment' or 'subscribe' to content can fuck all the way off!!!

IF YOU GOT THIS FAR AND STILL HAVEN'T PUT YOUR FUCKING AGE & LOCATION IN YOUR PROFILE, BUT FIGURED OUT HOW TO UPLOAD A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK AS YOUR AVATAR, I HOPE THIS DOG FUCK'S YOUR FACE TOO...
You think I should change my avatar and use this?

WARNING: You do not have my permission to use any of my profile information, pictures, videos, blogs, or stories in any form or forum both current and future, (you can use it in the past if you can figure out how to do it) If you have, or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to an ass woopin.

(does this even work? I have no idea. So many use some sort of disclaimer so I'm POSITIVE it will protect my privacy)...

PRIVACY UPDATE: Since getting under the umbrella of this insane protection I have stopped locking my doors at night and I now leave the keys in my car everywhere I go. (NOT)

NO ANIMALS OF ANY KIND, YOU FUCKING PERVERTS!

Special note to all the folks who feel compelled to msg for NO REASON! WTF? If you're not my friend or at least a local, WHY? Random "How are you today" msgs are annoying - Just stop it. I don't mind the rando "How about a little roll play" cuz, hell, why not (read my roll play post) could be fun.

Talk about Fast & Furious...
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hankypankie
hankypankie 1 year ago
Great profile 
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MikeForce1972
MikeForce1972 1 year ago
Love that profile photo, friend request sent 
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Paulstephens676 1 year ago
Yes we do go to central Florida!
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Paulstephens676 1 year ago
We love your profile pic!  What women actually look like!  
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Hippymilflover 1 year ago
Howdy. Hope to get an add and great about me 
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Buzzardgut 1 year ago
Hiya! I actually liked your comments on someone else's page so I came here to check you out! Hopefully you'll accept! 
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pippolo69
pippolo69 1 year ago
Hello. Thank You for accepting my friend request and I hope You like my profile and content
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jojones2016
jojones2016 1 year ago
We like to Chat & Share and build trust with real and open, honest people, this sound like you, we got to the bottom of your profile. Smiles J & J
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cwmro
cwmro 1 year ago
Thanks for the add x 
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Master_Christian
Master_Christian 1 year ago
Hi,  would love be your friend
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ToranaGTR
ToranaGTR 1 year ago
Thanks x
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jojones2016
jojones2016 1 year ago
We would like to be your friends, you seem so honest & down to earth :smile: J & J
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ToranaGTR
ToranaGTR 1 year ago
Great action profile picture :smile:
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Sukhvindr
Sukhvindr 1 year ago
You great lady
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cwmro
cwmro 1 year ago
Hopefully you will accept my friend request, I'm 60 from the UK xx
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Naughtynev69
Naughtynev69 2 years ago
Yummy
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starimacak 2 years ago
Perfect cover photos😊😊
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gioma
gioma 2 years ago
Excellent profile
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latinocaliente69
latinocaliente69 2 years ago
MFM that the best in practice you are very welcome :wink:
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SaroukhDZ23 2 years ago
Add me horny woman
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LonelyGuy93
I love your profile pic, mmmmmmmmm, love to tell you what I did when I first saw it?
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jackmiof 2 years ago
would love suckle at your huge tits!
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xxmarcinnxx
xxmarcinnxx 2 years ago
Sexy and horny
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bacdrluvr17 2 years ago
to anyOone : Two cocks are definitely better than one 
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anyOone Host 2 years ago
to bacdrluvr17 : Ding, Ding, Ding!
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bacdrluvr17 2 years ago
MFM 
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Krali_Marko
Krali_Marko 2 years ago
Thanks for adding me, sexy :heart:
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JuarezQ 2 years ago
Thin crust
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sfgreek72
sfgreek72 2 years ago
Thick crust always lol
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yurekrutz
yurekrutz 2 years ago
Thick. Every time.
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