After a seriously taxing week at work I decided to go check out a local swingers resort. My plan was to determine if this resort was suitable for a visit by me and the Mrs. So acting as a (out) or 'Oumuamua' (that's the name of the unknown 700' long phallic object that just cruised by earth) I drove the 38 or so miles to the resorts location. I was not here to p.l.a.y but simply to get the lay of the land...no pun intended. I arrived only to dis.cover that there is no admittance without purchasing a room after 7pm, it was about 7:15pm and traffic had been horrible, even so I was not aware of… Read more
