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SO WHERE IS THE UPLOAD BUTTON FOR PICTURES AT???

IT WAS HERE LAST TIME I LEFT… Read more

Posted by ahaha 3 years ago 18

DEDICATED TO THOSE WHO POST INFO OR DROP NAMES

This is another public service announcement...Getting sick of these pillow talking ass dudes always I know who this is this is such and such her name is blah blah blah she from my city I use to fuck her when I post pics up.Like just shut the fuck up so we can keep the train rolling.Its already some real live snitches on here anyway that be branging these women straight to the exact page thinking they gon get some pussy points.Done had that shit happen more than a couple of times. These women dont just magically pop up here its… Read more

Posted by ahaha 6 years ago 14

LADIES IF YOUR INTERESTED...FELLAS CHIME IN IF YOU

First off I wanna say thank each and every one of my people on here that have been showing my page love from the start and all the newcomers...I get alot of emails/comments a day and I try to respond to all and sometimes I miss it so I apologize on that part if I havent responded.I try to keep this page updated as much I can thruout the year on a daily...I know I slacked up a lil bit but that was due to some outside stuff I was dealing with.So with that said I have a HUGE FAVOR TO ASK OF THE LADIES AND FELLAS YOU CAN GET IN ON IT TOO. I've created a group outside of Xhamster similiar to my… Read more

Posted by ahaha 8 years ago 8

LET ME MAKE A ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT MY PROFILE

I will no longer be accepting no blank profiles and you can thank http://xhamster.com/user/Debo338 for it. This dude has been asking me for months about a video in my profile which I dont give a fuck about in my profile...for 6 months str8(straight for non hip guys..Just k**ding but kinda serious)......Keep asking me do I have a longer version of it have a I found a longer version of it...I think I know who is....And with me telling yall this is one of the reasons I stop uploading amatuer vids I find because bitch ass shit like this......So tonight he writes me a message calling me some man… Read more

Posted by ahaha 8 years ago 31

J WATSON READ THIS IF IT GET TO YOU SOMEHOW

http://xhamster.com/user/jwatson911 You've sent me a friends request about 3 times now I think and I've denied that shit all 3 times........I aint forgot about some time ago me and you had some words about some bullshit I seen you involve in on here Let me jog your memory if you forgot I saw you conversating with a White woman on here letting her repeatedly call you a NIGGER and you kept answering to it and not saying shit simping for some racist pussy you was never gonna touch and I pull your card about that shit and you tried to come at me like I was in the wrong about it and defend he… Read more

Posted by ahaha 9 years ago 14

ABOUT THE THINGS I UPLOAD...GOTTA EXPLAIN CLEARLY

So of course as most of you know.I like to upload pics rarely vids anymore due to what im about to write.I find alot of shit thru my travels of internet and some of this shit Ive just had for years sitting around in folders that Im trying to get rid of that I've had for years.So imma gonna start about why I hardly post videos anymore.I've stated before I got alot of videos in folders i've collected over the years.Some of it i've release and a bunch of it I still got.Now I dont know how many times I gotta keep saying this I dont need to steal or repost nothing off anyones page.I cant nor have e… Read more

Posted by ahaha 9 years ago 11

LAST NIGHT SEX SESSION WITH 36 YEAR OLD BLACK MILF

So I wrote about this new black milf I been seeing some days ago...Well got dammit im back again.Its been 2 weeks and I have fucked this lady 5 times already.I dont even get a chance to call her to fuck.She call me asking for the dick.She call the first four times and I call the last time which makes the 5th time we've fucked......So last nite we hooked up again and man the shit was crazy fast and wild as fuck....Just to describe her a bit im 31 years old but i still look like a 20 somthing year old in the face.Shes 36 and looks very grown lady in the face.She in the medical field(She some kin… Read more

Posted by ahaha 9 years ago 17

36 YEAR OLD BLACK MILF FROM MISSISSIPPI

NOW THIS IS JUST A SAMPLE OF WHAT HAPPEN LAST NITE ...NOT THE FULL COURSE...IM JUST GONNA DROP SOME WORDS DICK SUCKING,HAIR PULLING,SPIT(HERS),NIPPLE LICKING(MUTUAL),TITTY SUCKING,PUSSY LICKING,CLIT RUBBING,HEAD HANGING OFF THE EDGE OF THE BED WHILE UPSIDE DOWN DICK SUCKING,HARDCORE FUCKING,MAJOR SHIT TALKING,KISSING,TONGUE KISSING,DEEP THROATING,I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO(HER)BODY RUBBING,ON THE KNEES DICK SUCKING,MULTIPLE NUTS BUST(MUTUAL),LICKING BALLS,TELL ME WHATS YOUR FANTASY(HER),SOME SERIOUS LUSTFUL ASS EYE CONTACT,DOGGYSTYLE,THROWING THAT ASS BACK TO ME,DICK BEATING,FACIAL....… Read more

Posted by ahaha 9 years ago 14

TO ALL MY XHAMSTER FRIENDS...PLEASE READ

I just got 1 favor to ask...Just 1!!! I can take criticism if you generally dont like my pics I post and send me a thumbs down its cool...Not everyone has the same taste.So Im not the one to ask the xhamsters to PLEASE comment or rate the stuff I put up. So recently everytime I upload my pics and I know Im slanging good shit here the best quality stuff and I try to appeal to everybody about what they like within range.So the thing is as soon as I upload within minutes my galleries are a… Read more

Posted by ahaha 9 years ago 66

**DAMN SHE GOT DAT WORK**

RESPECT THE WALK OFF!!!!!… Read more

Posted by ahaha 9 years ago 13

**RESPECT**

A xhamster user left a comment on one of my black beauty galleries and commented....DAMN WHAT A NAPPY HEADED HO Rather than go back and forth about it I simply just deleted the comment and blocked the user because I found the comment distasteful and in very poor taste I must say adding the ho part especially.Many say hey its just a picture...Maybe but not in the context of how I use the picture to represent something....And Dont matter If I would have heard him say the same thing offline to a female like that… Read more

Posted by ahaha 9 years ago 8

**WARNING...MUST READ**

THIS IS MY LAST TIME WARNING Y'ALL http://xhamster.com/user/DerrickSwag2 This dude runs about 4 or 5 pages posing as a female and I done saw some of you ladies and gentlemen on these pages especially the males commenting on this FAKE pages he uses...these 2 pages the most but I have saw more http://xhamster.com/user/BlackAnalQueen http://xhamster.com/user/MarshaeTheBBW and his newest one http://xhamster.com/user/CheyenneTheBBW all which is http:… Read more

Posted by ahaha 9 years ago 49

**MUST BE SOMETHING ABOUT THIS PROFILE**

"THESE COWARDS WANNA START BEEF CAUSE THEY THIRSTY FOR PROMO" -KING LIL G I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THIS STATEMENT TO ITS FULLEST!!!! THESE XHAMSTER DUDES LOVE COMING AT ME OVER THE DUMBEST SHIT BACKING NOTHING UP WITH LOGIC...JUST LETTING ANY STUPID THANG FLY OUT THEY MOUTH LOL. I GOT A TIP FOR YA AND THIS IS MY BEST ADVICE...WHY DONT YOU THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK AND ARE YOU GONNA END UP LOOKING LIKE A DUMB ASS FOOL FOR SAYING IT!!!! THATS WHY IT PAYS TO READ BOOKS AND STUDY AND HAVE BRAI… Read more

Posted by ahaha 9 years ago 7

I JUST GOT THIS INVITE FROM THIS WACK RACIST BITCH

So as the title said I just got this invite from this wack racist bitch.Who I guess thought I was mesmerized by her age(BECUZ YOU KNOW AHAHA LOVE THE OLDER LADIES),white skin,and blue eyes and thin ass lips that thought just because she is black dick loving whore im just suppose to accept the invite....Naw bitch!!!!! I went thru the page she referring to black people as niggers and people who love black people as nigger lovers and then on top of that you got these 2 black muthafuckas one who I've seen on another racist page showing his teeth grinning smiling and shit and giving her the ok t… Read more

Posted by ahaha 9 years ago 50

WHY DOES THIS DUDE PROFILE LOOK EXACTLY LIKE MINE?

I DONT LIKE THAT SHIT....NOPE...I DONT LIKE THAT SHIT SAME WORDS SAME KINDA PICS ALOT OF TITLES I MADE UP...ALL ON THIS PAGE AND HE JUST JOINED ASS IN THE KITCHEN(WHO ELSE GOT ASS IN THE KITCHEN EXCEPT ME..NOW THIS DUDE) ITS SOMETHING ABOUT WOMEN IN THIS POSITION..WOMEN LAYING FLAT ON THEIR STOMACH ASS OUT(NOBODY ELSE WAS PUTTING THESE PICS OUT EXCEPT ME) DAMN SHE GOT DAT WORK(C'MON NOW...DAT SHIT CAME OUTTA MY MIND)...AINT NOBODY ELSE MADE DAT SHIT UP....I just made that shit up while looking at a pic… Read more

Posted by ahaha 10 years ago 12

HAVE A LOOK INSIDE

HOW DOES SHE CHILL AFTER A STRESSFUL DAY????… Read more

Posted by ahaha 10 years ago 17

TRULY FUCKING PATHETIC...MY SECRET DISLIKER

Obviously you have no life and I prove you have no life,but to sit on a porn site and dislike all pics without looking at them.You just go thru em all dislike dislike dislike LOL...AS if they doing this have some significance to them. I uploaded this particular set http://xhamster.com/photos/view/3790680-63550731.html about 3 or 4 hours ago...every pic but one was dislike.....So I waited a couple of minutes deleted the set and reuploaded to put the idiot to the test to see if dislike em again and GUESS WHAT???He dislike every last pic in this set this time.So he failed miserably for my… Read more

Posted by ahaha 10 years ago 17

CONFESSIONS OF A 40+ YEAR OLD BLACK WOMAN TO ME

So today early this morning I had another fuck session with this grown lady I been fucking for a lil while now.So when the session is over shes laying across the bed butt ass naked in that position I like(FLAT ON HER STOMACH ASS OUT).Im putting my clothes on getting ready to leave and she stops me before I walk outta her room.She tell me I wanna tell you something...She says I would walk you to the door but I cant move(LAUGHING WHILE SHE SAYS THIS).So then she tell me what I wanna tell you is Im addicted to you… Read more

Posted by ahaha 10 years ago 8

MARSHAE THE BBW (XHAMSTER USER) GOT SUMTHIN TO ASK

I Just Got to say It!!!!! Some pics I uploaded a long time ago(SHE SHOWS HER FACE SAME EXACT BODY ALSO) http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/1929649/p_a_t_pussy_ass_titties_edition_vol_19.html Same pic you got on your page thats in my set I uploaded a while ago(DOESNT SHOW FACE AND BODY DOESNT MATCH UP) http://xhamster.com/photos/view/3226068-53686175.html Funny how you got that same pic on your my nudes gallery,but its not your face and yet you said its your pic...Get outta here wit that bullshit.....And dat aint you in my video I uploaded as you proclaimed it was!!!! All you bo… Read more

Posted by ahaha 10 years ago 15