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Personal information
I am:
42 years old, male, heterosexual
From:
South Africa
Seeking:
Female, heterosexual
Languages:
English
Education:
BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation:
Police
Income:
Low
Kids:
No, but maybe want some
Religion:
Agnostic
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Star sign:
Capricorn
Webcam:
Yes
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Average
Hair length:
Short
Hair color:
Black
Eye color:
Brown
Height:
5 ft 10 in (178 cm)
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About me

== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
95% Voyeur
86% Dominant
84% Exhibitionist
79% Rigger
79% Experimentalist
71% Degrader
71% Brat Tamer
71% Non-monogamist
70% Ageplayer
69% Daddy/Mommy
67% Primal (Hunter)
61% Master/Mistress
57% Sadist
54% Switch
48% Owner
45% Vanilla
38% Rope Bunny
20% Submissive
20% Masochist
14% Brat
13% Girl/Boy
10% Degradee
9% Primal (Prey)
6% Slave
2% Pet
See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php1158001

First and fore most, Thank you to Ms Lovebites for the most awesomest introduction gif ever:



And now back to the nitty gritty

I never know what to put up here. Perhaps I don't care about it or perhaps I just don't want to get as involved with this site as I once did. I guess at this point in time I'm using Xham for exactly the reason it was created 'Just porn, no bullshit' So I'm gonna throw a few random stuff together in this bio and leave it at that. I mean honestly it's not as if the ladies frequenting this site log on everyday with the thought of 'OOOO I wonder what Raistlin put on his profile today' SAD but true as Metallica would say.

So first and foremost, why I love this site? WOMEN The most beautiful thing on this planet, whether they know it or not. I will admire the female form untill the day I die.



Which leads us straight into the one thing that will get me hard no matter what. No matter if I have just been shot, attending the saddest funeral in the world or plummeting to my death at 374 miles per hour I will get a hardon if I see or think of a girl kissing another. It's just my thing. I'm extremely pro lesbians :P



See I'm hard



and again



and again xD

This is how I see myself and don't think it will ever change.



I am completely and utterly addicted to gaming, always have been and always will. It's even worse than my addiction to porn so call me a geek, nerd, dweeb whatever it's what i like and love. And yes scantily clad pixelated women who kicks ass also turn me on, so fucking sue me.



And since I'm into gaming that also means I'm into Sci-fi and fantasy stuff. Star Wars, Star Trek, Game of thrones that type of thing. Basically the Big Bang theory was created for me :P



Did you see the tattoos on the two girls in the previous pic? i sure as hell noticed it. Yip I go completely mental for girls with tats. Right up there with the girl kissing girl fetish. Tattoos and artfully done piercings will get me going in ways you will never understand.



And done.

And with that, I'll leave you with these few words of wisdom, uttered by people way cooler than I will ever be.

'Sometimes me think what is friendship?' and then me say 'Friend is someone to share last cookie with.' . Cookie Monster

'I am a bear of little brains and big words bother me.' Winnie the Pooh

'The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.' Edmund Burke
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Dark_Witch
Dark_Witch 8 years ago
You're not around. But Happy Birthday.
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Love-Bites 8 years ago
to 4Raistlin : Ooooooh, are you being a butt today? Don't be a butt today. I need my precious pessimist to be firing on all cylinders.
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4Raistlin
4Raistlin Host 8 years ago
to Love-Bites : Only a female can be disappointed by that response
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Love-Bites 9 years ago
to 4Raistlin : Can't even love me on the interwebz hey. Sad me. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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4Raistlin
4Raistlin Host 9 years ago
to Love-Bites : Thank you my queen.

The feeling is most definitely mutual.
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4Raistlin
4Raistlin Host 9 years ago
to fionaglassfield : im good just avoiding you cause I am to lazy to write your story
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Love-Bites 9 years ago
Happy birthday, to the big love of my life. You are amazing and intelligent and sexy and I don't know what I'd do without you. Obsessively, madly, always.

Also, ladies (and gentlemen who are so inclined) back off; this one is mine.

Love you.
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fionaglassfield
fionaglassfield 9 years ago
Thank for the lovely message hows u?
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Dark_Witch
Dark_Witch 9 years ago
to 4Raistlin : I see that where you been? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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4Raistlin
4Raistlin Host 9 years ago
to Dark_Witch : As quiet as a warship on a farm dam
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4Raistlin
4Raistlin Host 9 years ago
Thank you very much
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fionaglassfield
fionaglassfield 9 years ago
Hows u?
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Dark_Witch
Dark_Witch 9 years ago
hows things over here?
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4Raistlin
4Raistlin Host 9 years ago
to Dark_Witch : Just camping, not the fishing type. Don't like hurting the fishies for no reason
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Dark_Witch
Dark_Witch 9 years ago
fishing?
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4Raistlin
4Raistlin Host 9 years ago
to Dark_Witch : The only way to eat a steak, I am impressed with your choice. Also Americans should really try genuine wood fired BBQs. Much better than gas.

But since we know you lean more towards the lesbian side (atleast at the moment) how would the blowjob go down? xD
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Dark_Witch
Dark_Witch 9 years ago
You can put me down for a nice juicy medium rare steak
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4Raistlin
4Raistlin Host 9 years ago
to Dark_Witch : I try my best to please :wink:
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Dark_Witch
Dark_Witch 9 years ago
kinda forgot to mention that.
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Dark_Witch
Dark_Witch 9 years ago
BTW I like seeing my name in someone status. :grinning:
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4Raistlin
4Raistlin Host 9 years ago
to Dark_Witch : Your wish and all that...

Thank you for the belated birthday wishes. Did not make a fuss about it so no worries. don't ever turn 33, it's old
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Dark_Witch
Dark_Witch 9 years ago
you need to change your status. Sorry I missed your birthday it seemed to came when I was at my most sick with my cold.
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4Raistlin
4Raistlin Host 10 years ago
How was I a butt?
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4Raistlin
4Raistlin Host 10 years ago
to Love-Bites : Too much... always find it too appealing
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Love-Bites 10 years ago
*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
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4Raistlin
4Raistlin Host 10 years ago
New avatar for me... I don't know that girl looks seriously into it. You'll have to convince me you crave it as much :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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4Raistlin
4Raistlin Host 10 years ago
Hard to choose which one I prefer. I'll just take both I guess :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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4Raistlin
4Raistlin Host 10 years ago
to truearian : Thanks for stopping by
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truearian
Awesome profile boet, love the introductory gif, so true
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kellykins2u
kellykins2u 10 years ago
Happy Halloween sweety! :smile:
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