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I am no longer responding to "hi." Or, "Great boobs," "Hey Baby" (or "Bae" or other names I'm not), and such. Up your game, fools.

I'm not interested in Skype or voice (this is because I can't talk in the first place--no vocal cords, you see), and I'm probably not interested in meeting.

Despite that, I'm a stay at home house-mom whose inner slut craves cocks and heavy breast-attention...really just about anything that involves my breasts, degradation and pregnancy risky sex with bondage and forced restraint and relactation. The more humiliating and breast-centric the better. And I have not completely stopped lactating since I started when I was 19 (before I was even pregnant).

Imagination, punctuation, grammar and spelling are required, not optional.

OMG, why do you friend request anyone without messaging first? Hello?

UPDATE 1: I now automatically decline any friend request with only a dick pic, males with female avatar pics, no photo of a person, and I block those who message me without a complete sentence. Not to be a princess, but there are so many of you messaging me; I can't keep up, so it's triage time.

UPDATE 2: Not accepting friend requests from people I haven't had a conversation with. I don't care how awesome you imagine your cock is, and it's very nice of you to share, but I'm interested in who you are, not what you have. So, no.

UPDATE 3: The more I think about it, the more I'm here hoping to make a connection in-world in Second Life. If you tell me more about that, we'll have a better chance of connecting. At least in SL. OK? OK.

UPDATE 4: tell you what, if you say "Bob the Magic Octopus" to me--in your FIRST message? I might actually believe you have read my profile. That would be nice.

UPDATE 5: By popular demand, I now have a wish list on Amazon. http://a.co/6XfcCyo (use copy-and-paste).