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I am:
Male, heterosexual
From:
Bristol, United Kingdom

About me

Pints, beer , tweaking my winky and debating Nietzche or Sartre.

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Hello to all x hamsters, hope you are enjoying the site, as I really am.

I like wearing fluffy bear costumes..not sure why really. I also have some slippers.

Once ate a crocodile.

Once ate a person in the Andes to survive. Didn't like it.

I have a white van. I drive it sometimes.

Please ensure you use correct capitalization, grammatical structure and correct sentence periods before posting on my wall. If necessary double check your post to ensure your grammar is up to snuff.

Feel feel to discuss Nietzsche, Sartre or pluralism and atomism such as Empedocles.

I tweak my winky sometimes.
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BigDave_12345678
BigDave_12345678 Host 7 years ago
Better than the pics you keep stealing from the internet and then pretending to everyone that it's your 'wife'. Google image search blows retards away. Fook!
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BigDave_12345678
BigDave_12345678 Host 8 years ago
to davey_boy78 : Chris never turned up. Quelle surprise!
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davey_boy78
davey_boy78 8 years ago
So did this meeting happen?
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BigDave_12345678
BigDave_12345678 Host 8 years ago
to blastmytits : Haha. Angry Russian gay man makes scammer profile and lists it as being in the UK. Fook!
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blastmytits
blastmytits 8 years ago
Not in the UK, you fat piece of shit, and when a good looking person creates a profile on here, you assume it's a revenge profile? You are definitely a sad old fat pathetic pig.
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blastmytits
blastmytits 8 years ago
fuck you, cunt
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BigDave_12345678
BigDave_12345678 Host 8 years ago
Please do not get angry as Mandi did (and the other ladies) if I turn down your friend request and also correct your grammar.
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mandi_xxx 8 years ago
to BigDave_12345678 : And as for sending you a friend request...never in a million fuckin' years.
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mandi_xxx 8 years ago
to BigDave_12345678 : Have you even seen my profile you wankstain????
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mandi_xxx 8 years ago
to BigDave_12345678 : Fuck you loser
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mandi_xxx 8 years ago
You need to get a fucking life mate, and stop slagging off me and my friends. You're nothing but sad jealous loser.
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BigDave_12345678
BigDave_12345678 Host 8 years ago
to mandi_xxx : You're just mad I declined your friendship request. Get some interesting content and I'll friend you.
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mandi_xxx 8 years ago
Sad that you have to slag others off and make up piles of shit just to get some attention.
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cardiff_catherine 8 years ago
Stupid asshole.
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BigDave_12345678
BigDave_12345678 Host 8 years ago
to Cute_Claire : 'You're'.
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BigDave_12345678
BigDave_12345678 Host 8 years ago
to MoistMe : Please wash those skiddies.
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MoistMe
MoistMe 8 years ago
Poor Poor Sad Man
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Cute_Claire
Cute_Claire 8 years ago
Your just sad
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fannylickerr
fannylickerr 8 years ago
I think you should check your own grammatical structure before being a smart arse. You should follow your own advice and double check your post to ensure your grammar is up to snuff! Dickhead
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BigDave_12345678
BigDave_12345678 Host 8 years ago
Fine thanks peaches!
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BigDave_12345678
BigDave_12345678 Host 9 years ago
Been messaging you every day baby!
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heathersmall
I think Dave needs help in getting the girls... Run along and keep tugging Dave..
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slutcow
slutcow 9 years ago
You need to get some fucking help mate I'm all women and many real people on here know this and knows me in person you twat
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BigDave_12345678
BigDave_12345678 Host 9 years ago
to shellyturner : Don't fight this thing we've got baby. Fook!
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shellyturner
shellyturner 9 years ago
Wow you are fat! And ugly! Glad I'd never see your rancid smegma riddled excuse of a cock.
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