What is wrong with me Doctor
Me:
Good afternoon Doctor,
You asked me to come by and give me the results of the test. Could you make any sense of the results, so i finally know whats wrong with me?
Doctor:
Have a seat son, because it's complicated. After analyzing your test result, comparing them to others, and reviewing them with some of my peers, we are shocked to say the least. In my 40 years as a medical doctor, i've never came across a case like yours. It seems that you suffer a exceptional case of "switcharitus". You seem to enjoy having sex with men, women and trans. This explains your huge hunger for cocks and holes. And also your appitite for cum, pussy and assjuice, and even body odeurs. We are baffled how this originated in you, and we currently don't have any treatment for it. I guess, what I'm trying to say is, that you are gonna have to live with this condition for the rest of your life.
Me:
Ohhh doctor, thank you so much. It finally makes sense now, puts things in perspective.
One last thing, i've noticed you've been rubbing your cock the entire time during this conversation. Should i file a complaint to the medical board, or do you want to take care of that rock hard cock of yours and lick your ass while doing so?
Doctor:
Uhhhh, hhmmm, i don't know what to s....
Me:
Get that cock over here, unzip and tell your secretary that you have a patient who requires immediate personal attention to help him overcome this terrible news.
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Switch
96% Experimentalist
93% Ageplayer
90% Voyeur
85% Non-monogamist
83% Primal (Prey)
77% Primal (Hunter)
63% Rope bunny
63% Submissive
61% Degrader
57% Rigger
53% Exhibitionist
49% Brat
43% Daddy/Mommy
40% Vanilla
39% Dominant
38% Brat tamer
37% Sadist
33% Masochist
31% Pet
25% Slave
20% Boy/Girl
7% Owner
4% Master/Mistress
4% Degradee
http://bdsmtest.org/r/ZaU7hmWN
Good afternoon Doctor,
You asked me to come by and give me the results of the test. Could you make any sense of the results, so i finally know whats wrong with me?
Doctor:
Have a seat son, because it's complicated. After analyzing your test result, comparing them to others, and reviewing them with some of my peers, we are shocked to say the least. In my 40 years as a medical doctor, i've never came across a case like yours. It seems that you suffer a exceptional case of "switcharitus". You seem to enjoy having sex with men, women and trans. This explains your huge hunger for cocks and holes. And also your appitite for cum, pussy and assjuice, and even body odeurs. We are baffled how this originated in you, and we currently don't have any treatment for it. I guess, what I'm trying to say is, that you are gonna have to live with this condition for the rest of your life.
Me:
Ohhh doctor, thank you so much. It finally makes sense now, puts things in perspective.
One last thing, i've noticed you've been rubbing your cock the entire time during this conversation. Should i file a complaint to the medical board, or do you want to take care of that rock hard cock of yours and lick your ass while doing so?
Doctor:
Uhhhh, hhmmm, i don't know what to s....
Me:
Get that cock over here, unzip and tell your secretary that you have a patient who requires immediate personal attention to help him overcome this terrible news.
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Switch
96% Experimentalist
93% Ageplayer
90% Voyeur
85% Non-monogamist
83% Primal (Prey)
77% Primal (Hunter)
63% Rope bunny
63% Submissive
61% Degrader
57% Rigger
53% Exhibitionist
49% Brat
43% Daddy/Mommy
40% Vanilla
39% Dominant
38% Brat tamer
37% Sadist
33% Masochist
31% Pet
25% Slave
20% Boy/Girl
7% Owner
4% Master/Mistress
4% Degradee
http://bdsmtest.org/r/ZaU7hmWN
4 years ago