Somebody, PLEASE: Fuck My Fat Sissy Faggot Ass!

...I don't know what to do or where to turn, i am just damnably DESPERATE to get my hungry sissy faggot fuckhole beaten up with the throbbing hard cocks of Real Men... I am not k**ding around, this Covid emergency has had me crawling the walls with sexual frustration. Backgrounder, my roomie/my ex hasn't been helping out too bloody much and all having spent virtually the entire last two weeks at home, 24/7.

It's just awkward enough that I'd prefer not having to get into it all with the guys I'd most enjoy having shag me senseless. Just... sidestep it, if possible. Come on, we've got, what - more than one-third the nation's entire population all in the "Golden Horseshoe" of southern Ontario, there has to he at least a few of you willing to pin me down and plow me like the horny lil slut I am...