This World Is Strange....
Amazingly enough I'm not referring to Corona. I'm not trying to sarcastically shed light on how our lack of political give-a-fucks and inability to pry ourselves away from the shortcomings of really awesome (if understood properly) tools like social media and websites with tons of dicks on it. But sadly it's all too easy to allow ourselves to become deeply invested in what some rich family does (because some $$$marketing guy tells Kayne if he doesn't say that "Trump hates Corona-people" and, instead, sits on his lap on TV for 10 mins, he will sell 400000000 Yeezes. For the record I like Kayne. I also think he could benefit from some private head work time and we could stop literally taking time away from our very busy lives to allow another guy, for example, to gain traction and eventually elected as the PRESIDENT OF CRAZY 45 YEARS AGO RACISM AND SEXISM AND MINORITIES ARE BAD LAND. He sucks. I hate the fact hate groups feel empowered and women, minorities, ANY orientation should be going backwards ever, and though we felt some clearly not wise use of cigars was the end of the president as an institution, now we just don't care about truth, accountability, anything. And you know what? It's for the best. He will be gone soon.
But again let's go back to HOW he got here - because he wasn't voted in on his knowledge of how our country, or government, our preexisting relationships with the world and international bodies around us, what barriers have been overcome for gays, trans, lesbians, WOMEN, MINORITIES, that before 9/11 hate groups were treated like terrorists if they used long riffles to scare and ran over people, or blew up shit in OKC, or sent bombs in the mail.... in the least they had to practice their hate like everyone else practices their hate - without threatening other people's well being. I hate supremacists, but unless Klan members like dropping loads to gay dudes dressed in festive accoutrement (those hoods aren't hot, sorry), I think they will be ok with my rage boners. But all of this is very systematic of a larger issue - people don't understand the digital world, how much social media can mess with your happiness, ability to process what matters, what is fake, and most importantly, how much exposure WE allow these influences to have upon us without even seeing a problem. I'll give Trump one single credit - he is very good at manipulating our (and by our, I mean those cool guys having rallies without masks and such....make sure you hug and share beers because that will teach us pinko fagliberal obamadogs) attention, not by intelligence, duh, but just understanding acoustics, timing, how fickle and easy to forecast opinion, underestimating how much he's fucking up because he's never really got punished in the past for ruining economies or teaching boys it's ok to stick your fist in a vagina....if you yell, know key words, and when it clearly starts to blow up, blame liberals, mexicans, some mayor trying to keep their city from dying by lying, victimizing, it doesn't matter. People allowed this to happen because it was easier to seek reliability in the wildcard then either understanding what happened during the elections to make an educated decision on if she was evil or not, or respect the fact we have had VERY close elections now MANY MANY times in the recent past. Even before I knew what a hanging chad was, I knew I had to vote because being gay, caring about the environment, education, future, wanting marriage, lots of reasons, always way more reasons to go then any excuse like "rain" or "obvious winner" or "panepidemic" could amount to. We are lazy. He knows how to fingerbang Americans like puppets because it's easy, because we thrive on the insanity because most of us have conditioned ourselves to yearn to be immersed in the crazy. And when you eventually realize how much it controls your world, once you are able to respect how easy it is to let your entire upbringing on social dynamics, self worth, reasonable behavior, decency and basic respect for others disappear.
So back to why I'm bitching. This obviously fake bot account tried to friend me here. To me, after 2 seconds of looking over the first page, it was clearly not real. But I took the time to click two links in the page for shits and giggles, and that sealed the deal. So, because it takes SO little effort, I report these bot accounts because it gives me false feelings of power and that gets me super rock hard. Actually I could care less. That page was dropped there months ago and is dead. No one is checking it. It has an icon. A few vids and a URL to another webpage. Hell the icon wasn't even a real face - it was CG, and yes close to real, but just off enough to make me question......IS that real? Anyways, after reporting I felt I needed somehow come to terms with the fact this account had HUNDREDS of followers and people talking to it for months up to this morning. And maybe there's a part of me that hopes some low level offshore interns are getting a bowl of rice to post 300 "thanks dude! You are cute" shits on this page. But why waste that rice when clearly nothing needs to be done because the internet is dumb and people are either not equipped to deal with this complex world, or they can't give a shit enough to understand how much they can get fucked by it.
Yes this is a very wide kinda on point circle of dogbrain barf fluffing of what is now my rock hard conclusion: we are all posting stuff that's at least considered adult. Sometimes people post stuff that's WAY WAY past adult. Sometimes the stuff we post would get us fired, or banished from groups, or too many emails wanting to get a piece of this sexy puppy (I know I answer when I'm not bitching about the world sucking), but you should care about the basic shit going on around here. If people are talking to dead accounts, either they know and just need more friends because those stats get you cred and that gets you more sex....or they are too involved in this environment that they don't question things anymore - need to work on more dick vids and get more friends. Or maybe they don't care enough about any of this. We just press buttons and don't read and it's all just us finding the most efficient ways to turn our digitized loads into self esteem. And if the need for validation either by posting more porn or befriending more (seriously websites - I'm weird. I rarely pay for porn and this shit isn't ever even remotely interesting. I'm too weird for any of this crap because all you are doing is giving a dude who can't be a whore right now because a very real epidemic might have fucked the world for a year or two so I have a lot more time to press *report* and write this mini essay.
Ok dog - on topic - ALL of these educated guesses really suck. I get more peeps = more chances to have likeminded porn filtered to you + being popular makes up for sorted adolescence or years when the world thought your kinks were silly or it's just nice when someone says you are sexy. Albeit often petty and a huge bandaid, yes flattery when it comes to you, sex and "art" you made better help you feel temporarily better. And if people hate it - well you don't want to fuck those people anyways, and they live in Siberia, so who cares? Someone will nut too it, and if not, hey you archived your social schedule for posterity and eventually you know you will go back and shamefully get off to it because we are all attention whores and fuck dem haters - this shit is Michael Bay smut. Respect!
But let's say you had privacy restrictions - whoops now some indian k**s have rice AND your worst smut. So what else have you overlooked? Metadata? Did you check to make sure some guy you fucked 4 months ago wasn't having a convo with that other guy you only kinda liked but he didn't steal so whatever - make sure they aren't talking about how you should stop collecting tiny indian c***dren because....BOOM FBI..also that isn't the rice you like anyways so let them go enjoy the holiday. But seriously if you don't know what metadata is, or privacy shit, or the fact that once it's on the internet it's THERE FOREVER so make sure it's what you want for real real real real real real X10 before you post. In the least people just might not invest enough to even have an opinion. And if this website's norm (or any of this nature - I love Xhamster and this is not at all systematic of this awesome provider - it's more or less life now, dicks or not) if this website consists of *braindead people click buttons bleep boop boop*, then I'm going to invest the same and just find porn that gets my dick hard and stop approving friend requests, or thanking accounts for making hot shit, or looking at profiles to see if they might be weird like me....because, again, if you don't care enough to see who or what you are exposing the most intimate parts of yourself with (more or less), maybe you should not see my dick.
Being sexually active takes work. Being a nasty crazy dog/pig/sissy/DILF/other/yadayada, takes far more investment and work on top of all the difficulties just using our privates correctly. If we are lazy here we shoot ourselves in the dick (or other parts). In our little ways we are turing weird interests into less weird. We are utilizing websites like this to create safe spaces for people who like to take loads while dressed like a dog because my brain thinks that's cool and that is OK! But please do care enough to maybe want to learn about this friend request person, or how I'm awesome because I wanted to help you survive the world wide....where's my lube? I'm done! Time to go back to finding the worst (aka: hottest) you have to offer.
You now do a little. Just a tinnnnnnny bit more work will show me you care! Ask questions, stick your penises in my butt. Thanks for listening! I'm a dog. Don't listen to me! (No really do listen, but also fuck me, breed me so hard because I just called you all stupid mindless dumdums - I'll be waiting! :3)
Woof!
But again let's go back to HOW he got here - because he wasn't voted in on his knowledge of how our country, or government, our preexisting relationships with the world and international bodies around us, what barriers have been overcome for gays, trans, lesbians, WOMEN, MINORITIES, that before 9/11 hate groups were treated like terrorists if they used long riffles to scare and ran over people, or blew up shit in OKC, or sent bombs in the mail.... in the least they had to practice their hate like everyone else practices their hate - without threatening other people's well being. I hate supremacists, but unless Klan members like dropping loads to gay dudes dressed in festive accoutrement (those hoods aren't hot, sorry), I think they will be ok with my rage boners. But all of this is very systematic of a larger issue - people don't understand the digital world, how much social media can mess with your happiness, ability to process what matters, what is fake, and most importantly, how much exposure WE allow these influences to have upon us without even seeing a problem. I'll give Trump one single credit - he is very good at manipulating our (and by our, I mean those cool guys having rallies without masks and such....make sure you hug and share beers because that will teach us pinko fagliberal obamadogs) attention, not by intelligence, duh, but just understanding acoustics, timing, how fickle and easy to forecast opinion, underestimating how much he's fucking up because he's never really got punished in the past for ruining economies or teaching boys it's ok to stick your fist in a vagina....if you yell, know key words, and when it clearly starts to blow up, blame liberals, mexicans, some mayor trying to keep their city from dying by lying, victimizing, it doesn't matter. People allowed this to happen because it was easier to seek reliability in the wildcard then either understanding what happened during the elections to make an educated decision on if she was evil or not, or respect the fact we have had VERY close elections now MANY MANY times in the recent past. Even before I knew what a hanging chad was, I knew I had to vote because being gay, caring about the environment, education, future, wanting marriage, lots of reasons, always way more reasons to go then any excuse like "rain" or "obvious winner" or "panepidemic" could amount to. We are lazy. He knows how to fingerbang Americans like puppets because it's easy, because we thrive on the insanity because most of us have conditioned ourselves to yearn to be immersed in the crazy. And when you eventually realize how much it controls your world, once you are able to respect how easy it is to let your entire upbringing on social dynamics, self worth, reasonable behavior, decency and basic respect for others disappear.
So back to why I'm bitching. This obviously fake bot account tried to friend me here. To me, after 2 seconds of looking over the first page, it was clearly not real. But I took the time to click two links in the page for shits and giggles, and that sealed the deal. So, because it takes SO little effort, I report these bot accounts because it gives me false feelings of power and that gets me super rock hard. Actually I could care less. That page was dropped there months ago and is dead. No one is checking it. It has an icon. A few vids and a URL to another webpage. Hell the icon wasn't even a real face - it was CG, and yes close to real, but just off enough to make me question......IS that real? Anyways, after reporting I felt I needed somehow come to terms with the fact this account had HUNDREDS of followers and people talking to it for months up to this morning. And maybe there's a part of me that hopes some low level offshore interns are getting a bowl of rice to post 300 "thanks dude! You are cute" shits on this page. But why waste that rice when clearly nothing needs to be done because the internet is dumb and people are either not equipped to deal with this complex world, or they can't give a shit enough to understand how much they can get fucked by it.
Yes this is a very wide kinda on point circle of dogbrain barf fluffing of what is now my rock hard conclusion: we are all posting stuff that's at least considered adult. Sometimes people post stuff that's WAY WAY past adult. Sometimes the stuff we post would get us fired, or banished from groups, or too many emails wanting to get a piece of this sexy puppy (I know I answer when I'm not bitching about the world sucking), but you should care about the basic shit going on around here. If people are talking to dead accounts, either they know and just need more friends because those stats get you cred and that gets you more sex....or they are too involved in this environment that they don't question things anymore - need to work on more dick vids and get more friends. Or maybe they don't care enough about any of this. We just press buttons and don't read and it's all just us finding the most efficient ways to turn our digitized loads into self esteem. And if the need for validation either by posting more porn or befriending more (seriously websites - I'm weird. I rarely pay for porn and this shit isn't ever even remotely interesting. I'm too weird for any of this crap because all you are doing is giving a dude who can't be a whore right now because a very real epidemic might have fucked the world for a year or two so I have a lot more time to press *report* and write this mini essay.
Ok dog - on topic - ALL of these educated guesses really suck. I get more peeps = more chances to have likeminded porn filtered to you + being popular makes up for sorted adolescence or years when the world thought your kinks were silly or it's just nice when someone says you are sexy. Albeit often petty and a huge bandaid, yes flattery when it comes to you, sex and "art" you made better help you feel temporarily better. And if people hate it - well you don't want to fuck those people anyways, and they live in Siberia, so who cares? Someone will nut too it, and if not, hey you archived your social schedule for posterity and eventually you know you will go back and shamefully get off to it because we are all attention whores and fuck dem haters - this shit is Michael Bay smut. Respect!
But let's say you had privacy restrictions - whoops now some indian k**s have rice AND your worst smut. So what else have you overlooked? Metadata? Did you check to make sure some guy you fucked 4 months ago wasn't having a convo with that other guy you only kinda liked but he didn't steal so whatever - make sure they aren't talking about how you should stop collecting tiny indian c***dren because....BOOM FBI..also that isn't the rice you like anyways so let them go enjoy the holiday. But seriously if you don't know what metadata is, or privacy shit, or the fact that once it's on the internet it's THERE FOREVER so make sure it's what you want for real real real real real real X10 before you post. In the least people just might not invest enough to even have an opinion. And if this website's norm (or any of this nature - I love Xhamster and this is not at all systematic of this awesome provider - it's more or less life now, dicks or not) if this website consists of *braindead people click buttons bleep boop boop*, then I'm going to invest the same and just find porn that gets my dick hard and stop approving friend requests, or thanking accounts for making hot shit, or looking at profiles to see if they might be weird like me....because, again, if you don't care enough to see who or what you are exposing the most intimate parts of yourself with (more or less), maybe you should not see my dick.
Being sexually active takes work. Being a nasty crazy dog/pig/sissy/DILF/other/yadayada, takes far more investment and work on top of all the difficulties just using our privates correctly. If we are lazy here we shoot ourselves in the dick (or other parts). In our little ways we are turing weird interests into less weird. We are utilizing websites like this to create safe spaces for people who like to take loads while dressed like a dog because my brain thinks that's cool and that is OK! But please do care enough to maybe want to learn about this friend request person, or how I'm awesome because I wanted to help you survive the world wide....where's my lube? I'm done! Time to go back to finding the worst (aka: hottest) you have to offer.
You now do a little. Just a tinnnnnnny bit more work will show me you care! Ask questions, stick your penises in my butt. Thanks for listening! I'm a dog. Don't listen to me! (No really do listen, but also fuck me, breed me so hard because I just called you all stupid mindless dumdums - I'll be waiting! :3)
Woof!
4 years ago
