That dreaded word 'LOCKDOWN'
It's a fucking nightmare! I can never dress up cos wife is here all of the time! Even if I try to slope off for a wank in her panties she either asks where I'm going, or, if I'm missing for 5 minutes, comes to find me!
My stash of sexy underwear and shoes in the loft might as well be on the fucking moon!
Sorry for posting old 'pre-lockdown' pics but your comments are all that is keeping my 'other side' going at the moment! At least I can log onto the PC for 5 minutes and have a wank!
As they say though, "Where there is a need, there is ingenuity" if they don't then they fucking should do! I have developed a way for having a quiet wank on my own in bed when my wife isn't up for it! I just pretend to snore a lot! She nudges me for about 10 minutes, I ignore her and keep snoring, then she buggers off into the spare room. Result! If I'm quiet enough I can even raid her underwear drawer! Best not to fall asleep in her lingerie like....jus sayin!
Stay safe you pervs XX
My stash of sexy underwear and shoes in the loft might as well be on the fucking moon!
Sorry for posting old 'pre-lockdown' pics but your comments are all that is keeping my 'other side' going at the moment! At least I can log onto the PC for 5 minutes and have a wank!
As they say though, "Where there is a need, there is ingenuity" if they don't then they fucking should do! I have developed a way for having a quiet wank on my own in bed when my wife isn't up for it! I just pretend to snore a lot! She nudges me for about 10 minutes, I ignore her and keep snoring, then she buggers off into the spare room. Result! If I'm quiet enough I can even raid her underwear drawer! Best not to fall asleep in her lingerie like....jus sayin!
Stay safe you pervs XX
4 years ago