What a wild weekend
This entire month has been anything but normal or even business as usual and hubby and I needed to disconnect from everything and everyone... So on Thursday April 23rd, I decided that this was our weekend and I secured a babysitter for our 17 month old daughter for the entire weekend as we needed to kick our heels up, or at least get my skirt blown up.
8:00 A.M. on Friday could not get here quick enough as I was waiting to run out the front door with our little bundle of joy as this was also going to be the first time she has been out of my sight since the day she was born and I was heartbroken and relieved all at the same time and if my memory is correct I do believe I was jogging out of the front door of the babysitters house all the way to my car and as I was driving away I do believe I heard rubber squealing from my tires that was sort of muffled from the dance club music that was blaring from my car speakers, the music was so loud that my windows and steering wheel were all vibrating to the music!
I arrived back at the house in record time and went running into the bedroom and told the husband to get up, get showered and dressed as we had lots of things to do today... We were going to relive our 20's in a single weekend but the only problem with that was, it was 10:00 am in the morning and what nightclubs are open at 10:00 am especially during the COVID-19 crap as this queen has been cooped up in the house for way too long and all I wanted was massive amounts of alcohol and lots of hot guys to look at and drool over. Since we were not quite sure where we could go drink adult beverages at and converse with other men, I made us a pitcher of Mimosas at home which quickly led into shots of Patron and then it was time to hit the streets in search of fun people to party with! It did not take long for us to stop at this 7-11 store where some pretty boys were hanging around out front and we went over and started talking to them, one thing led to another and I told them i they didn't have anything better to do then they should hop in the car and let momma fix them a drink!
Drinking we did and then they got on the phone and called people next thing I know we have a house full of hot men that wanted to party and they did not care what happens! We got to partying pretty heavy and next thing I know it's the next day we all naked in the hot tub and it's Sunday morning! I was tore up from the floor up and we made us some new special friends but I am sure that they got to party all weekend long, got laid multiple times, had everything brought to them and it didn't cost them a single penny... I am quite sure that was the deciding factor as I was spending our money as if I were Paris Hilton, but it did not matter as it was so exhilarating to let our hair down and say "fuck it" to adulthood and responsibilities as I had hot little 20'ish year olds that were paying us some attention, worse case scenario I would walk a little funny for a week or so and we would have some stories to tell or they would come back again sometimes but either way, we came out the winners.
Monday morning rolls around and 3 of them are still here and reality sets in and I am thinking ok... These twinks have got to go as we have to go get our daughter and transform back into Ward and June Cleaver! The cutest one with the huge cock popped up and had to spoil the whole weekend by telling us that he was going to be our boy and we were going to live happily ever after... Naw, Naw, Naw, why the hell did he have to go and ruin it by bringing "love" into this weekend... Let's keep it real if we may, we had you over, we got you liquored up with an endless supply of party favors and everything y'all wanted and we had a whole lot of wild sex but the party's over and we have to step back into our real lives as we have a c***d, 3 dogs to think about and we could not explain the new houseboys to our friends and family, more importantly ain't no way in hell I would parade you around our 17 month old daughter before having you checked out by the NSA! SMH Having a weakness for pretty boys with many problems that I try to bring under my wing and fix and try to solve all of there problems in a hurry and a snap but I started listening to the stories of how hard they have had it and I about lost it! I was thinking to myself, now you have gone and done it you idiot there is no way that you are going to let leave without making sure they have a nice clean warm bed to sleep on and food in there stomach...
We ended up getting them a room at an extended stay hotel for a month where they have a kitchen and more like a home instead of couch surfing. Then came the grocery shopping trip for them because they needed to eat and last night I found myself online ordering them some new clothes so they could go job looking! They just had to show up again tonight wanting to show their gratitude for what we did for them and I have to ask myself, why in the f**k does wanting to be a tramp have to be so complicated and hard! SMH
8:00 A.M. on Friday could not get here quick enough as I was waiting to run out the front door with our little bundle of joy as this was also going to be the first time she has been out of my sight since the day she was born and I was heartbroken and relieved all at the same time and if my memory is correct I do believe I was jogging out of the front door of the babysitters house all the way to my car and as I was driving away I do believe I heard rubber squealing from my tires that was sort of muffled from the dance club music that was blaring from my car speakers, the music was so loud that my windows and steering wheel were all vibrating to the music!
I arrived back at the house in record time and went running into the bedroom and told the husband to get up, get showered and dressed as we had lots of things to do today... We were going to relive our 20's in a single weekend but the only problem with that was, it was 10:00 am in the morning and what nightclubs are open at 10:00 am especially during the COVID-19 crap as this queen has been cooped up in the house for way too long and all I wanted was massive amounts of alcohol and lots of hot guys to look at and drool over. Since we were not quite sure where we could go drink adult beverages at and converse with other men, I made us a pitcher of Mimosas at home which quickly led into shots of Patron and then it was time to hit the streets in search of fun people to party with! It did not take long for us to stop at this 7-11 store where some pretty boys were hanging around out front and we went over and started talking to them, one thing led to another and I told them i they didn't have anything better to do then they should hop in the car and let momma fix them a drink!
Drinking we did and then they got on the phone and called people next thing I know we have a house full of hot men that wanted to party and they did not care what happens! We got to partying pretty heavy and next thing I know it's the next day we all naked in the hot tub and it's Sunday morning! I was tore up from the floor up and we made us some new special friends but I am sure that they got to party all weekend long, got laid multiple times, had everything brought to them and it didn't cost them a single penny... I am quite sure that was the deciding factor as I was spending our money as if I were Paris Hilton, but it did not matter as it was so exhilarating to let our hair down and say "fuck it" to adulthood and responsibilities as I had hot little 20'ish year olds that were paying us some attention, worse case scenario I would walk a little funny for a week or so and we would have some stories to tell or they would come back again sometimes but either way, we came out the winners.
Monday morning rolls around and 3 of them are still here and reality sets in and I am thinking ok... These twinks have got to go as we have to go get our daughter and transform back into Ward and June Cleaver! The cutest one with the huge cock popped up and had to spoil the whole weekend by telling us that he was going to be our boy and we were going to live happily ever after... Naw, Naw, Naw, why the hell did he have to go and ruin it by bringing "love" into this weekend... Let's keep it real if we may, we had you over, we got you liquored up with an endless supply of party favors and everything y'all wanted and we had a whole lot of wild sex but the party's over and we have to step back into our real lives as we have a c***d, 3 dogs to think about and we could not explain the new houseboys to our friends and family, more importantly ain't no way in hell I would parade you around our 17 month old daughter before having you checked out by the NSA! SMH Having a weakness for pretty boys with many problems that I try to bring under my wing and fix and try to solve all of there problems in a hurry and a snap but I started listening to the stories of how hard they have had it and I about lost it! I was thinking to myself, now you have gone and done it you idiot there is no way that you are going to let leave without making sure they have a nice clean warm bed to sleep on and food in there stomach...
We ended up getting them a room at an extended stay hotel for a month where they have a kitchen and more like a home instead of couch surfing. Then came the grocery shopping trip for them because they needed to eat and last night I found myself online ordering them some new clothes so they could go job looking! They just had to show up again tonight wanting to show their gratitude for what we did for them and I have to ask myself, why in the f**k does wanting to be a tramp have to be so complicated and hard! SMH
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