Get In Where You Fit In
I was visiting the west coast with a couple of buddies for about a week. While in LA, we got invited to the largest swingers' club in southern Cali. Before going, one of our friends offered all of us some Viagra. I declined, but my buddy Reggie took one to hold to on for later. We get to the club, & it's the size of a Walmart! It's divided into rooms all designed for special fetishes.
There are hundreds of people there & half of them are walking around fully nude. There's a huge dance floor, where several women are giving head to men. We tour all of the rooms, including the "Dark Room" that was so dark we literally had to hold hands to walk through. I was very interested in the gloryhole room, but for some reason didn't stop to test them out.
We finally settle on a room where an orgy of about 20 people is just starting to breakout. Reggie decides that this is the time to pop his Viagra & join in on the fun. I tell him "Look, you may want to break the pill in half because it's 100 mg" He says "Fuck it! I'm taking the whole thing!" Then this fool strips butt naked and attempts to join in on the fun. He's literally trying to pick a spot in the orgy & can't seem find one.
By now, he's sporting a raging hard one, with nowhere to put it. Finally, one of our female friends tells another to touch it. Just as she says that, the girl's husband walks in hearing that & says "How you gonna tell my wife to touch another man's dick while I'm not in the room?" Everybody gets silent & you could cut the tension with a butter knife. I broke the silence & said "Well Reggie, looks like you're all dressed up with no place to go!"... Everybody laughed & the tension was gone.
This fool walks around the club ass naked for the rest of the night, sporting a unused erection. About an hour & a half later, where in a room & a woman finally pushes him up against the wall, tongue kissing him & grabbing his dick. Just as they're getting hot & heavy, a bouncer walks in the room & yells "TIME TO GO PEOPLE!" Poor Reggie...… It just wasn't his night.
There are hundreds of people there & half of them are walking around fully nude. There's a huge dance floor, where several women are giving head to men. We tour all of the rooms, including the "Dark Room" that was so dark we literally had to hold hands to walk through. I was very interested in the gloryhole room, but for some reason didn't stop to test them out.
We finally settle on a room where an orgy of about 20 people is just starting to breakout. Reggie decides that this is the time to pop his Viagra & join in on the fun. I tell him "Look, you may want to break the pill in half because it's 100 mg" He says "Fuck it! I'm taking the whole thing!" Then this fool strips butt naked and attempts to join in on the fun. He's literally trying to pick a spot in the orgy & can't seem find one.
By now, he's sporting a raging hard one, with nowhere to put it. Finally, one of our female friends tells another to touch it. Just as she says that, the girl's husband walks in hearing that & says "How you gonna tell my wife to touch another man's dick while I'm not in the room?" Everybody gets silent & you could cut the tension with a butter knife. I broke the silence & said "Well Reggie, looks like you're all dressed up with no place to go!"... Everybody laughed & the tension was gone.
This fool walks around the club ass naked for the rest of the night, sporting a unused erection. About an hour & a half later, where in a room & a woman finally pushes him up against the wall, tongue kissing him & grabbing his dick. Just as they're getting hot & heavy, a bouncer walks in the room & yells "TIME TO GO PEOPLE!" Poor Reggie...… It just wasn't his night.
5 years ago