My (Cream) Pie Chart for 2019: Top 10 Goddesses
I promised a year-end review in my previous post back on new year's day but unfortunately I couldn't do it sooner while traveling. Finally, I got a chance this weekend to study my first-ever porn worship log for 2019 and analyze the data, which I'm excited to share – along with glimpses of a few worship scenes from my Porn Cave.
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The Creampie Chart
First off, the CreamPie Chart i.e. a pie chart aggregating all the pornstars for whom I blew a load. This means the one goddess whom I would choose to honor by making an offering at the end of a long worship and edging session typically involving many others.
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A Pantheon of Goddesses
Now, the most important thing to note about the chart above is just the sheer variety of slices you can see, each representing a different goddess! Together, this is my pantheon of cummunion-goddesses for 2019 – numbering a total of 167 unique babes (only the most prominent of whom are lableled above on both sides).
I consider this an achievement worth celebrating because 2019 was the year in which I expanded my pornist goals by exploring more and more porn, exposing myself to new and overlooked goddesses, and trying my best to cum for as many different pornstars as I could!
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During my worship in 2019, I've spilled a grand total of 278 cum loads for these goddesses who deserved every drop of my seed. In the chart above, the blank slice marked "N/A" represents 48 sessions during which I was able to edge without releasing (The record is mostly complete, except for some occasional gaps).
Top 5 Goddesses
Based on all of the data I've compiled and analyzed, below is a list of the top 5 goddesses to whom I dedicated the most number of offerings in 2019, represented by the thickest of all the slices in the chart above (color coded as noted below)
1) JADA STEVENS (yellow)
2) ADRIANA CHECHIK (neon pink)
3) PETA JENSEN (orange)
4) KELSI MONROE (bright green)
5) KATRINA JADE (dark blue)
Jada: My Queen Goddess
As you can see, Jada Stevens remained my reigning Queen Goddess all year. Jada earned a total of 21 loads from me (not counting leakage or pre). The numbers just prove what I already know, which is that she's one of my greatest porn crushes ever! I basically LIVE to worship Jada's ass, and the air I breathe every moment feels like a sweet sniff of her holy cunt and sublime asshole. When I raise my cock for her, I honor every inch of her porn-flesh with my hardness and my leakage, until I spray the sacred cream of devotion. Hail Queen Jada!
Previous Top 5 and New Superstars
Apart from Jada, however, the interesting trend I notice is that all the other pornstars basically shot to the top of the list from before! (except for Kelsi, who went slightly down from #2 to #4). Compare the above list with my First Quarter report from earlier in the year (April 2019).
1) JADA STEVENS (still #1)
2) KELSI MONROE (now #4)
3) MANDY MUSE (now #8)
4) KENDRA LUST (now #10)
5) AJ APPLEGATE (now #9)
It feels pretty amazing to compare these patterns, as it means I was able to increase my dedication to goddesses like Peta and Katrina until I drove them to my top 5 list. I've already discussed Peta Jensen at length here before, the subject of my first blog post. In fact, I think some the worship involved in compiling that post was the main reason why she ended up earning a total of 10 loads. Here's a glimpse from one of those sessions: (you can see the full version of the collage in the pic below at my post linked here: https://xhamster.com/posts/9708282)
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Amen to Adriana!
But most important of all, I'm proud of where my annual worship led goddess Adriana Chechik on the chart! While of course I've been a devoted fan of hers for several years like countless pornosexuals everywhere, during the first few months of 2019 she still wasn't in my top 5 cummunion list. But by the end of the year, she rose of the ranks as she continued to drive me crazy with her supertstar filth and extracted the most blissful loads I could spill.
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The Top 10 of 2019
In addition to all of the goddesses named so far in the two lists above, my top 10 for 2019 also includes: Anikka Albrite at #6 and Jayden Jaymes at #7 (both of whom earned 5 loads each). So here is the final top 10 list as it stands at the end of 2019:
1) JADA STEVENS
2) ADRIANA CHECHIK
3) PETA JENSEN
4) KELSI MONROE
5) KATRINA JADE
6) ANIKKA ALBRITE
7) JAYDEN JAYMES
8) MANDY MUSE
9) AJ APPLEGATE
10) KENDRA LUST
I'm sure you've noticed a pattern above :) Yes, I'm an ass addict! I still fucking love boobs, and I worship Peta's bolt-on bimbo tits and the glorious pair on MILF goddess Kendra. But this list shows that when it comes to making an offering, I seem to go for the ass-heavy babes.
The Pornosexual Life
Of course, all of the above data is just focused on what I like to call the "goddess at the altar" i.e. the one I spilled for, whereas countless others have earned my edges, my precum and sweet-smelling leakages during numerous hours of worship. Next up, I'll examine some of that data and share the results in a future post.
Unlike some of you veteran Pornosexuals here, this was my was first year keeping a record of masturbation sessions. I'm glad I was able to keep it up and and successfully log these details all year. It's such a great way to keep track of my pornosexual history, to reflect on my personal tastes, and most importantly to find out which goddesses deserve more attention.
Hail Porn! May the Goddesses accept our Cummunion.
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First off, the CreamPie Chart i.e. a pie chart aggregating all the pornstars for whom I blew a load. This means the one goddess whom I would choose to honor by making an offering at the end of a long worship and edging session typically involving many others.
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Now, the most important thing to note about the chart above is just the sheer variety of slices you can see, each representing a different goddess! Together, this is my pantheon of cummunion-goddesses for 2019 – numbering a total of 167 unique babes (only the most prominent of whom are lableled above on both sides).
I consider this an achievement worth celebrating because 2019 was the year in which I expanded my pornist goals by exploring more and more porn, exposing myself to new and overlooked goddesses, and trying my best to cum for as many different pornstars as I could!
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Top 5 Goddesses
Based on all of the data I've compiled and analyzed, below is a list of the top 5 goddesses to whom I dedicated the most number of offerings in 2019, represented by the thickest of all the slices in the chart above (color coded as noted below)
1) JADA STEVENS (yellow)
2) ADRIANA CHECHIK (neon pink)
3) PETA JENSEN (orange)
4) KELSI MONROE (bright green)
5) KATRINA JADE (dark blue)
Jada: My Queen Goddess
As you can see, Jada Stevens remained my reigning Queen Goddess all year. Jada earned a total of 21 loads from me (not counting leakage or pre). The numbers just prove what I already know, which is that she's one of my greatest porn crushes ever! I basically LIVE to worship Jada's ass, and the air I breathe every moment feels like a sweet sniff of her holy cunt and sublime asshole. When I raise my cock for her, I honor every inch of her porn-flesh with my hardness and my leakage, until I spray the sacred cream of devotion. Hail Queen Jada!
Previous Top 5 and New Superstars
Apart from Jada, however, the interesting trend I notice is that all the other pornstars basically shot to the top of the list from before! (except for Kelsi, who went slightly down from #2 to #4). Compare the above list with my First Quarter report from earlier in the year (April 2019).
1) JADA STEVENS (still #1)
2) KELSI MONROE (now #4)
3) MANDY MUSE (now #8)
4) KENDRA LUST (now #10)
5) AJ APPLEGATE (now #9)
It feels pretty amazing to compare these patterns, as it means I was able to increase my dedication to goddesses like Peta and Katrina until I drove them to my top 5 list. I've already discussed Peta Jensen at length here before, the subject of my first blog post. In fact, I think some the worship involved in compiling that post was the main reason why she ended up earning a total of 10 loads. Here's a glimpse from one of those sessions: (you can see the full version of the collage in the pic below at my post linked here: https://xhamster.com/posts/9708282)
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But most important of all, I'm proud of where my annual worship led goddess Adriana Chechik on the chart! While of course I've been a devoted fan of hers for several years like countless pornosexuals everywhere, during the first few months of 2019 she still wasn't in my top 5 cummunion list. But by the end of the year, she rose of the ranks as she continued to drive me crazy with her supertstar filth and extracted the most blissful loads I could spill.
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The Top 10 of 2019
In addition to all of the goddesses named so far in the two lists above, my top 10 for 2019 also includes: Anikka Albrite at #6 and Jayden Jaymes at #7 (both of whom earned 5 loads each). So here is the final top 10 list as it stands at the end of 2019:
1) JADA STEVENS
2) ADRIANA CHECHIK
3) PETA JENSEN
4) KELSI MONROE
5) KATRINA JADE
6) ANIKKA ALBRITE
7) JAYDEN JAYMES
8) MANDY MUSE
9) AJ APPLEGATE
10) KENDRA LUST
I'm sure you've noticed a pattern above :) Yes, I'm an ass addict! I still fucking love boobs, and I worship Peta's bolt-on bimbo tits and the glorious pair on MILF goddess Kendra. But this list shows that when it comes to making an offering, I seem to go for the ass-heavy babes.
The Pornosexual Life
Of course, all of the above data is just focused on what I like to call the "goddess at the altar" i.e. the one I spilled for, whereas countless others have earned my edges, my precum and sweet-smelling leakages during numerous hours of worship. Next up, I'll examine some of that data and share the results in a future post.
Unlike some of you veteran Pornosexuals here, this was my was first year keeping a record of masturbation sessions. I'm glad I was able to keep it up and and successfully log these details all year. It's such a great way to keep track of my pornosexual history, to reflect on my personal tastes, and most importantly to find out which goddesses deserve more attention.
Hail Porn! May the Goddesses accept our Cummunion.
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