Destroy Dick December!

I wrote another long post last Sunday but unfortunately most of it disappeared after submitting! It was really upsetting since it was great, and you guys would've loved it. I've seen others complain about such problems on xHamster, but now I've learned my lesson. It happened all over again today, but I've figured out the glitch (emojis, I think!). Make sure to always have a separate backup!

Anyways, I still want to recap some of it since it was a great pornosexual moment.


As the prompt behind the post, I first mentioned a tweet from the inredible Angela White on Nov 29 in which she was advertising a Black Friday sale, with these words: "Destroy Dick December is almost upon us... you're going to need some help from @Brazzers ;) Don't miss out on the biggest sale of the year!" https://twitter.com/ANGELAWHITE/status/1200504199974273024

I thought this was just hilarious, and not sure if I'd come across the Destory Dick motto before but it's been around for a couple of years. It's clearly a play on No Nut November, which I don't practice but of course I'm still down with ending the year on a bang!


By the way, if you haven't already seen Angela White's photoshoot with Playboy Plus released last week, you are in for a treat! And you can see why Brazzers would get her to advertise their greatest sale of the year, considering she's got a whopping 1.1 million followers on Twitter! That's easily way more than a lot of mainstream celebrities. She's a perfect model to advertise anything, even Jada Stevens's unmatched ass like in the pic above!

So, I think I may be already on my way to destroying my dick this December, as I started off the month with a full-blown porn immersion last weekend.

Basically, I had spent an amazing load on Thursday to this pic of Breanne Benson's ass in a thong. I hadn't worshipped her since back in the summer (July 6 to be exact), so it was well deserved. There was a time I was quite infatuated with her, and I can still see why -- though I def think she looks much better as a brunette than a blonde.








While she may not have much assets to speak of in terms of her butt and boobs, she's still obviously good quality material where it matters, i.e. her pussy lips and fuckholes.

But most importantly, I love that she's got such a gorgeous, even lusty face. That, combined with the long skinny legs almost give her the classic "tits on a stick" look. Basically, she's a total babe with a stunning model-like appearance, and still manages to seem like a slutty bimbo that's good for a fuck and not much more.

After that great session, I skipped a day due to a trip, but was right back at it all afternoon on Saturday worshipping the one-and-only Adriana Chechik, while also appreciating some of Ashley Fires's work.

I'm sure most of you would agree that if there's ONE pornstar alone who could singlehandedly make us pornosexuals destroy our dicks, it would have to be Adriana Chechick.


But after some serious edging that afternoon on Saturday, my session ended with a crazy, unexpected leakage without actually cumming. So it was a bit of a ruined orgasm, though it was still interesting to watch the thick white cream oozing out of my cock.

The thing is, since I was still downloading some scenes by Kenzie Taylor, I got horny again pretty soon and started stroking maybe not even 10 mins later. Kenzie is really quite sexy, and it's too bad I haven't worshipped her much (only once this year, back on July 26). I think she probably deserves my sperm one of these days.



I was particularly impressed to notice Kenzie's attractive asshole. It's got a neat pink look, and an almost perfect sphincter that seems adequately tight. And her anal scenes suggest that she def knows how to get fucked in the ass.

Anyways, I was still so porn-high, I just wanted to go crazy for Adriana. I started watching her HardX scene with Allie Haze, who is so fucking pretty and one of my longtime porn-crushes. Then, just about an hour after the first release, I blew a second time. Oh man, if I only I could describe the way I sprayed for Allie! She was bent over getting fucked doggystyle, and then her tight asshole gaped so perfectly.


What made it memorable was the smell. Thanks to the system I've got for my masturbation sessions (which I should maybe tell you guys about sometime in more detail), the sweet aroma of my fresh seed just wafts in the air of my Porn Cave and it just makes for a mid-blowing experience. Even better when you can use your earlier juices as a lube, as I did that day.

Of course, as her fans know, Allie is a certified anal slut, and she may look like the cute girl next door but she's a filthy slut and fucks like a pro! I think that cumming for her ass is always guaranteed to be a worthy tribute.


So that was my last load of the month for November and I had aching balls all day on the 1st of December, but of course I still ended up worshipping 10 different pornstars all afternoon and welcomed the new month with a tribute to Brooklyn Chase.

Alright, that's all for the recap. This month, I'm looking forward to revisiting or catching up on some of the best scenes of the year. What about you guys?