Our story

We begin in Kansas where a dirt farmer meets his soon to be wife. After being married 10 years, he suddenly vanishes leaving her high and dry. Clod that he is, he writes to her leaving accurate return address. Incensed, she sells the farm and sets out after him, determined to learn why he's been such a dick. He is found in a whore house near Hollywood, CA. The women there decide that Lovetta needs to chill out and after some "training" she does. Homer moves outta the house and the two are reunited and living in LA.