Best of 2018 Splooge List: Splooge-ageddon

And here it is, my traditionally late as fuck list of my favourite pornstars of the last 12 months. Ish.
This is by no means a list of every smoking hot porn whore who's got me off this last year, but these are the ones who have stuck in my mind and have kept me wanking like a mad man well into 2019. There are some old favourites, some rising stars, some chicks who have killed it in 2018, and as always a few newbies (to me anyway) to keep an eye on. Some of them might be a little too mainstream and dare I say 'vanilla' for a lot of my jerk off brethren, but fuck it, these hot sluts have milked me dry a lot.
So without further ado, let's crack on with (surprise surprise).....

Kleio goddamn Valentien
The only chick to show her face (among other things) on every one of my lists. Kleio is my permanent favourite, an absolute goddess to me. Haven't seen as much of her as I would have like this year, but what I have has been a treat. Her body is tight, toned, with just enough jiggle, and just seems to be getting better and better.




Kenna James
I think sluts who fall into the "too pretty for porn" category are some of my favourites. And this little slice of perfection definitely comes under that hea
ding. Long legs and a tight arse is my fucking kryptonite and Kenna's got both for sure. And fucking rejoice!! She now takes cock!! One of my favourite graduates from the girl/girl school of porn, I just fucking love her. Cute girl next door, sexy schoolgirl, or even the boss bitch calling the shots, she can play every part and never fails to drain my balls.



Kissa fucking Sins
Now we're fucking talking. 2018 was the year of Kissa. She did so much, and it was all so good!! I'm a dedicated ass man and Mrs Sins more than ticks that box. An insanely hot body, she just seems to be getting, naughtier, harder, filthier... fuck me, she's good. Talk about an ass that won't quit, I can't wait to see what Kissa's got in store for us in 2019.



Katrina Jade
Another pretty good year for Katrina, she's really stepped it up. Her body is naturally phenomenal, and I'm a sucker for the tits and tats combo. She looks good from every angle, and even better getting her holes filled, Katrina's never fails to get me off.



Karma RX
What did I say about tits and tats? Well Karma's got both in fucking spades. And what a year she's had! When I first saw her I thought she might be on the fringes of the mainstream scene, but fuck me she's blown her way straight to the top! An amazingly hot body with a cracking set of bolt ons, and recently doing her first mainstream anal scene, I think Karma might be queen of 2019 too. If you've not seen her... what the fuck have you been doing?!




Abigail Mac
I've always had a major thing for Abigail, her body is a fucking masterpiece. She's a solid performer, but maybe never hit the heights that she could have. Used to remind me a bit of Audrey Bitoni in that she was smoking hot and never did anal, but Abigail smashed that comparison by bending over and taking one (several) cocks up the arse in a series for Tushy, even showcasing her first dp for us too. So maybe less like Audrey, more like Nicole Aniston. Either way, whether it's straight up vanilla, a little bit of assfucking, or a spot of girl on girl, she's fucking fantastic.



Tori fucking Black
What can I say about this legend? Since the first time I say Tori I've been hooked, and she came booming back this year with some cracking scenes. Like I said before, legs and arse, that's my weakness, and Tori is all about the long legs and the tight round arse.



Evelin Stone
A relative newbie, I am in fucking love with Evelin. I could jerk to this chick morning, noon and night for the rest of my life and never get bored. For me she is just so damn hot, her body is tight, toned, and tanned to perfection, and she plays the 'sweet and innocent with a side of naughty' role so fucking well. She's not been as prolific as when she started, but I'm hoping that will change.


Sloan Harper
Like Evelin I first saw Sloan in an NVG vid, and I've never looked back! All blonde hair and a juicy body ripe for fucking, I can't get enough of her. Seems to be going from strength to strength with the big name mainstream sites, I think the next year could be big for Sloan.



Alexa Grace
Blonde? Check. Long legs? Check. Juicy ass? Check check. I'm a simple man of simple pleasures, and Alexa ticks every box and then some. Straying close to too pretty for porn territory, I've always been a fan of Alexa. What can I say, I like seeing hot girls get fucked!


Candice Dare
All. About. The ASS. Juicy, round, jiggly, spankable, thicc slice of perfection that needs to be worshipped. I dunno what I want to bury in that ass first, my face or my dick. Fuck me I love her arse. pair that with those big doe eyes staring up at you when she's choking down a dick and that's me well and truly spent.


Daisy Stone
So I'm sounding like a broken record, but fuck you guys, I'm a dedicated ass man!! And Daisy has most definitely got an ASS. Round, bouncy, juicy and oh so fuckable, I can't get enough. She's started doing an increasing number of anal scenes and I for sure can't wait to see how far she can go.


Kendra Spade
All I can say is Fuck. Me. Kendra is every kind of smoking hot. I am partial to a crazy hot asian chick every now and then and I think Ms Spade is the top of my list in that regard. She started off pretty well, another NVG graduate like Evelin and Sloan, and she's just been getting better and better. Her body is amazing, and she's done some wonderfully filthy scenes. Hope she keeps it up this year. Oh, also... got to love that bush.



Gia Derza
A total newbie, this bottom heavy hottie did anal from the get go. I've got a lot of time for that. Cute and thicc, I think Gia might be one to watch this year.


Athena Palomino
Just look at her. She's a blonde goddess. Fucking perfect body. Built for fucking. She was always going to make my list, but I really wish she'd do more. I hope Athena sticks around in the industry but I'm not sure she will. But fuck me I'm going to enjoy her while she's here!


Bridgette B
I don't really have to say anything here. Just look at the pictures. Look! Plastic perfection here, Bridgette does it all. So unbelievably sexy and slutty, I don't know anyone who hasn't wanked like a monkey over Bridgette at least once. Right now she's fighting it our with a couple of others for my favourite MILF (Cherie Deville and Krissy Lynn fyi), but there's just something about this full bodied whore that gets me going. I say something. It's the tits.


Brooklyn Chase
I think I'm a little late to the party with Brooklyn. She's one of those I've always been aware of but never really watched. Until now. I got sucked in (I wish!) by those bright eyes and giant tits, and now I'm fucking hooked. Brooklyn might not be the dirtiest girl by any means, but she's not afraid to get her backdoors smashed in. And just wait til you see those fake knockers all oiled up... ;)


Silvia fucking Dellai
Ah the euros. I fucking love the euros. And Silvia is right up there at the top of the list for me. She's got an amazing slim body, with a couple of tats thrown in for good measure, and a decent pair of fake tits that don't look out of place on her slimline frame. She's done some stuff with her twin sister Eveline Dellai (who's also shooting her way up my list), and some great scenes for Evil Angel.



Susy goddamn Gala
You want to see a body built for fucking? Look no further than this Spanish doll. I mean fuck me, she's plastic perfection. Some of the best fake tits I've seen, and an arse so tight and round I'm thinking of dedicating a church to it, I can't get enough of this continental fuck doll.



Alexxa Vice
Finally some homegrown talent! There are quite a few Brit sluts I could have added to the list, but I'm going all in on Alexxa. She might be from Yorkshire but as a Manc I won't hold that against her. Seeing how willing she is to bend over and take a good hard assfucking is more than enough to make up for it! She's got a cracking body, and a great set of bolt on tits, not to mention a few nice tats (can't beat that combo), I just know I'll be jerking it to this filthy fitty for a long long while.



Cherry fucking Kiss
Now this chick is one of my favourite pornstars altogether, let alone euro sluts. This Serbian fuck angel is absolutely perfect. She does it all. You want to see her do some great stuff, just check out and of her LP scenes. Anal, gangbangs, DP, DAP, DVP, fuck, the list goes on. Absolute filth, but can still pull off the gorgeous girl next door kind of vibe too, Cherry is always near the top of my list of wank fodder.





And there we have it. 2018 is done and dusted, and the 2019 has started with a proper bang. I suspect that the majority of these cocksluts will still be in major rotation this time next year, I'm just looking forward to seeing what new cum sluts can force their way to the top with them.

As always, love to hear what you guys think, so leave a comment, and happy wanking!!