Get to know me
Are you male or female? Male
Age? 51
At what age did you start masturbating? Very young
How many times a week do you masturbate? 0-3+ : depending on a wide variety of variables
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? 1-2 time dependent
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? No
Outdoors? Yes
At work? No
Every room in the house? No
In a car while driving? *blink*blink* Er, no. WTF?!?
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Does future fantasy S.O. count?
A friend? Yes
A friend's partner? No
A stranger? Yes
A co-worker? Yes
A member of the same sex? No
A member of the opposite sex? Yes
A past lover? Yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? Often
Standing? Less than above
Kneeling? Honestly, about the same as standing
Sitting? Sure -- ummm, internet
Lying on tummy? Very rarely
How do you play:
With left hand? Sure, my right hand's right hand man is left hand!
With right hand? Yup (all right hand keys, these)
With a toy? Occasionally
With water from bath? No, nor shower
Written erotica? Yes: reading, writing, or collaborating.
Pictures? Yes: muchly, especially if paired with good words, be they few or many.
Videos? It took me like four years to get around to creating an xhamster account, so...a fraction of my solo action.
Something on TV? Rarely
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? Yes
(HEREBY PROPOSING MASTURBATION BE ADDED AS A LEGITIMATE CATEGORY: YES!)
Group sex or orgies? Meh
Blow jobs/oral sex? Not blowjobs, licking pussy only
Cumshots? Creampies are best
Age play? Not really
S&M? Sure
Role playing? You rang? (appears as aging rock star just past his prime -- or is it a middle-aged genius of fantasy novel authorship that is revealed to be a virgin upon sharing a drink with a fangirl of early 30s who has been reading him for more than a decade -- or -- wait, is it that widower who has moved into the neighborhood, alone and working as a photographer and videographer for a local studio that mainly does business and family portraits, or the occasional wedding, who seems to make even women his age turn into giggling girls when around his calm, sure, strong presence -- or -- or -- or?!?)
Kinky? Right on.
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes, not recently enough
A chat room dialogue? Chat room, cyberverse realm, etc.
Exchanged stories or pictures? Whenever the fates smile upon me
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes, but only by those who were lovers/FWBs so not a major deal
Masturbated for a man/woman? In person, and otherwise
Masturbated for the same sex? Probably, whilst being duped
Masturbated in a group? With another person should be included, which would be a yes a LOT more times than the yes for in a group...but, yes to that, too.
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? For one...so far
Masturbated for a video? For that one, and a couple others, yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Occasionally there, and elsewhere. See earlier time issue.
insert something or play with your ass? A few tries, but...meh
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? A mint or piece of gum? Water bottle?
Use pain as a method of playing? Not by myself (stealing this answer, and wondering how often it has been kept, and will be used in the future!)
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? Occasionally
When was the last time you masturbated? 3 days ago
Are you wet or hard now? HARD!
Are you going to masturbate now? There's a good chance, but it depends on inspiration level
Are you a masturbation addict? Perhaps several times in my life, for spurts of days or weeks, so to speak ;)
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes, and it turns me on to hear others talk about it
What is the most you have played in one day? (24-hour period assumed)
- Masturbation: 5?
- Sex: 3 separate women, with two for two rounds -- youth before AIDS ::: with one woman, who was bent on beating an old record I'd had for a decade of 7 times, doubled it by waking me at 5am and doing her best to feed and hydrate and clean me, make sure I had naps, and making sure I didn't have to do all the work
Copied from an amazing gal on here, plussizequeen [https://xhamster.com/users/plussizequeen]. Repost and share with me, you sexy people, you!!!
Age? 51
At what age did you start masturbating? Very young
How many times a week do you masturbate? 0-3+ : depending on a wide variety of variables
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? 1-2 time dependent
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? No
Outdoors? Yes
At work? No
Every room in the house? No
In a car while driving? *blink*blink* Er, no. WTF?!?
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Does future fantasy S.O. count?
A friend? Yes
A friend's partner? No
A stranger? Yes
A co-worker? Yes
A member of the same sex? No
A member of the opposite sex? Yes
A past lover? Yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? Often
Standing? Less than above
Kneeling? Honestly, about the same as standing
Sitting? Sure -- ummm, internet
Lying on tummy? Very rarely
How do you play:
With left hand? Sure, my right hand's right hand man is left hand!
With right hand? Yup (all right hand keys, these)
With a toy? Occasionally
With water from bath? No, nor shower
Written erotica? Yes: reading, writing, or collaborating.
Pictures? Yes: muchly, especially if paired with good words, be they few or many.
Videos? It took me like four years to get around to creating an xhamster account, so...a fraction of my solo action.
Something on TV? Rarely
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? Yes
(HEREBY PROPOSING MASTURBATION BE ADDED AS A LEGITIMATE CATEGORY: YES!)
Group sex or orgies? Meh
Blow jobs/oral sex? Not blowjobs, licking pussy only
Cumshots? Creampies are best
Age play? Not really
S&M? Sure
Role playing? You rang? (appears as aging rock star just past his prime -- or is it a middle-aged genius of fantasy novel authorship that is revealed to be a virgin upon sharing a drink with a fangirl of early 30s who has been reading him for more than a decade -- or -- wait, is it that widower who has moved into the neighborhood, alone and working as a photographer and videographer for a local studio that mainly does business and family portraits, or the occasional wedding, who seems to make even women his age turn into giggling girls when around his calm, sure, strong presence -- or -- or -- or?!?)
Kinky? Right on.
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes, not recently enough
A chat room dialogue? Chat room, cyberverse realm, etc.
Exchanged stories or pictures? Whenever the fates smile upon me
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes, but only by those who were lovers/FWBs so not a major deal
Masturbated for a man/woman? In person, and otherwise
Masturbated for the same sex? Probably, whilst being duped
Masturbated in a group? With another person should be included, which would be a yes a LOT more times than the yes for in a group...but, yes to that, too.
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? For one...so far
Masturbated for a video? For that one, and a couple others, yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Occasionally there, and elsewhere. See earlier time issue.
insert something or play with your ass? A few tries, but...meh
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? A mint or piece of gum? Water bottle?
Use pain as a method of playing? Not by myself (stealing this answer, and wondering how often it has been kept, and will be used in the future!)
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? Occasionally
When was the last time you masturbated? 3 days ago
Are you wet or hard now? HARD!
Are you going to masturbate now? There's a good chance, but it depends on inspiration level
Are you a masturbation addict? Perhaps several times in my life, for spurts of days or weeks, so to speak ;)
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes, and it turns me on to hear others talk about it
What is the most you have played in one day? (24-hour period assumed)
- Masturbation: 5?
- Sex: 3 separate women, with two for two rounds -- youth before AIDS ::: with one woman, who was bent on beating an old record I'd had for a decade of 7 times, doubled it by waking me at 5am and doing her best to feed and hydrate and clean me, make sure I had naps, and making sure I didn't have to do all the work
Copied from an amazing gal on here, plussizequeen [https://xhamster.com/users/plussizequeen]. Repost and share with me, you sexy people, you!!!
5 years ago
I think it is time to write a proper message to you, for I believe this now goes beyond mere commentary. As always, thank you!