Toy Story episode 1

I love sex toys - specifically dildos - but in general, I love sex toys. I recently got two new dildos to replace the retiring ones. One has very nice girth and length and the second - thanks to inaccurate description - has a pornstar's girth and length. Looks like a pleaser for sure, just not your everyday go to toy. At least for now. I imagine my slut craving will grow in due time.

This holiday season - as I was naughtier than usual, Santa got me something to fit my status. The -uhh - whatever the heck this thing is - sex furniture from Love Botz? - is freaking AWESOME. It looks like a suitcase rack you see in hotel rooms.


There is mounting plate for your dildo of choice and two strong, elastic bands for your ass. Your body weight stretches the bands, lowering you ass onto the dildo . Depending on one's weight, the elastic provides a decent amount to bounce back, leaving you to focus your energy on your gasping, moaning, squealing, etc. as the dildo plows into you repeatedly, as fast as you can bounce up and down.
Enough talking - time for me to bounce!