Today was a good day

I never put my finger in my tight bootyhole
But I did today
I never fucked the edge of my mattress until I oozed cum
But I did today
I never used my kitchen spatula to fuck my wet pussy during breakfast
But I did today
I never licked married cum out of my boss' hands
But I did today
I never let a delivery driver anal fuck me and eat his nut on my pizza
But I did today
Never say never...live for today.