Great anti-war joke.
A soldier ran up to a nun, Out of breath he asked,
“Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.”
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police officer ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the Military Police officers ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, ‘I can’t thank you enough Sister.
You see, I don’t want to go to war to Iraq .
The nun said, “I understand completely.”
The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs, love you in those nylons and garters, but I did not know that nuns wore high heels like you have on?!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher than my stocking tops, you would have seen a great pair of balls with a wanger….I don’t want to go to Iraq either!, "But thanks for the little nibbles and a lovely feel!" .
“Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.”
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police officer ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the Military Police officers ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, ‘I can’t thank you enough Sister.
You see, I don’t want to go to war to Iraq .
The nun said, “I understand completely.”
The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs, love you in those nylons and garters, but I did not know that nuns wore high heels like you have on?!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher than my stocking tops, you would have seen a great pair of balls with a wanger….I don’t want to go to Iraq either!, "But thanks for the little nibbles and a lovely feel!" .
6 years ago
