LOCALS

Honestly, there isn't many of you that are close enough to play..
So if you are close to Portland.. Please contact me. (Miles.. Not hours!!)
I can't host. Don't bother asking me. If you do, I will ignore you.
(If you ask me to come over while I have my son, I will block you and make sure never to have contact with you.. Ever!!!)
I'm pretty fucking awesome, and if you read and actually listen to what I have to say, go by my rules.. You'll get pretty far with me.