I'm making new jack-off buddies.
What's Double List? It's a new means to "friendship search", much like the old Craigslist personals and it's nationwide. You have to keep the verbiage down so you shouldn't say fuck or shit or blowjob, I guess. But you can say F*CK and SH!T and things like that. But more about that site later...
Funny story. I had answered an ad on Craigslist before they shut it down. Some 22 year old porn addict, named Tony was in search of someone "who loves porn and wants to perv out with him, the dirtier the better".
I answered, and he wrote me back saying he'd like to get together that night. I didn't think he was genuine, and actually thought this k** is too good to be true. Well, like most Craigslist ads, I didn't really follow up. We went back and forth, every few months for almost a year.
Then we met for coffee at a Starbucks that he picked out, and it was right next to my home! I met him and he was polite and well spoken, maybe a little shy and just a tiny bit nerdy. He said that "he knows his porn stars like some people know their sports figures". And we were off to my house to check it out.
I had an hour long porno of girls dancing naked on my big 70" HDTV when he walked into my "playroom". He immediately stripped and sat down on the sofa, with his big, long, hard dick in hand, and started gazing at the TV while he gently stroked his dick. And he's been coming over almost everyday for the last 7 weeks. Sometimes he even spends the night. And it's not that he doesn't want to drive drunk or high, either. He lives 1/4 mile from me and he walks over to watch porn.
He told me he was straight and didn't want me to suck him off or anything, but he cums alot and it's really nice to watch his youthful thick cum shooting out of his perfectly shaped cock. He likes to wear women's lace panties and he wore a butt plug all night one time while we watched porn, jacked off, drank and got high.
He also introduced me to another jack-off buddy of his, a 25 year old bi married guy named Allen. Allen's been over twice now, and I have sucked him off, but we didn't really make a friendship connection like I did with Tony.
Tony knows I'm bi and that I want so badly to suck him off some day, so he told me about Double List personal ads and we sat down together and wrote one out. We titled it, "Friends don't let friends watch porn alone" (much more polite than "j&ck @ff alone"). And we went on to give a description of what we're looking for... basically, jack off buddies that like to watch porn, chat about experiences and maybe a little sucky, sucky.
We got 17 responses in the first hour of our posting, and 29 by the next day. We're still working on the list but have 5 good potential, bi, jack-off buddies to follow up on.
I highly recommend trying Double List .com for anyone searching for new friends. Post an ad yourself or try answering one or two. Good, like-minded people are out there (and some weirdo's, so be careful).
Oh, by the way, last night we downloaded a bunch of his games (from "the cloud") to my XBox console. Now I'm going to be even more popular with the younger generation than ever.
Your host, Minister Steve.
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Update:
I've been busy sucking off my new Double List friends. It always amazes me how many married men live with orally-sexless marriages. So far I've met 12 guys and one woman. She wants to do a bisexual gang bang with us someday.
P.S. Tony finally let me suck him off.
Update:
A little while ago I placed an ad on DoubleList (they've taken up where Craigslist left off). I received 30-40 responses, 60% of which were flakes, and I ended up sucking off 15 married men in two weeks. I developed 4 very good "repeat" friends, all married and having very little sex at home, if any. My best relationship developed thru this ad was from a 66 year old married man who hadn't had sex in 5 years, and it showed. He came over to watch Monday Night Football (and porn on the big 70" HDTV, football on the 32" TV on the bar) and I sucked him off 4 times that night. I swear, every time I sucked him off, he'd cum, and 20 minutes later I'd look over and he was hard again, and again and again. And he came every time. He's been over 8 times so far and even fucked me in the ass once.
It's so nice to have good friends.
Update:
May 1, 2019
It's been almost 9 months now. I've had over 750 responses to my ads (ran 12 times), I've sucked off almost 75 guys (almost all of them married) and have developed 12 very good "repeat" friends who regularly cum over 2-3 times a month, each. I've had the pleasure of "hosting" at 6:00 AM for guys looking to get rid of their morning wood before work, and at 6:00 PM for guys leaving work looking to get sucked off before going home. I've got 3 regulars that come over to watch football (and get a blow-job) and have received a Fleshlight, butt plugs, panties and dildos from friends that say "I'll just leave this here so my wife doesn't find it".
"Mancave... build it and they will cum".
Funny story. I had answered an ad on Craigslist before they shut it down. Some 22 year old porn addict, named Tony was in search of someone "who loves porn and wants to perv out with him, the dirtier the better".
I answered, and he wrote me back saying he'd like to get together that night. I didn't think he was genuine, and actually thought this k** is too good to be true. Well, like most Craigslist ads, I didn't really follow up. We went back and forth, every few months for almost a year.
Then we met for coffee at a Starbucks that he picked out, and it was right next to my home! I met him and he was polite and well spoken, maybe a little shy and just a tiny bit nerdy. He said that "he knows his porn stars like some people know their sports figures". And we were off to my house to check it out.
I had an hour long porno of girls dancing naked on my big 70" HDTV when he walked into my "playroom". He immediately stripped and sat down on the sofa, with his big, long, hard dick in hand, and started gazing at the TV while he gently stroked his dick. And he's been coming over almost everyday for the last 7 weeks. Sometimes he even spends the night. And it's not that he doesn't want to drive drunk or high, either. He lives 1/4 mile from me and he walks over to watch porn.
He told me he was straight and didn't want me to suck him off or anything, but he cums alot and it's really nice to watch his youthful thick cum shooting out of his perfectly shaped cock. He likes to wear women's lace panties and he wore a butt plug all night one time while we watched porn, jacked off, drank and got high.
He also introduced me to another jack-off buddy of his, a 25 year old bi married guy named Allen. Allen's been over twice now, and I have sucked him off, but we didn't really make a friendship connection like I did with Tony.
Tony knows I'm bi and that I want so badly to suck him off some day, so he told me about Double List personal ads and we sat down together and wrote one out. We titled it, "Friends don't let friends watch porn alone" (much more polite than "j&ck @ff alone"). And we went on to give a description of what we're looking for... basically, jack off buddies that like to watch porn, chat about experiences and maybe a little sucky, sucky.
We got 17 responses in the first hour of our posting, and 29 by the next day. We're still working on the list but have 5 good potential, bi, jack-off buddies to follow up on.
I highly recommend trying Double List .com for anyone searching for new friends. Post an ad yourself or try answering one or two. Good, like-minded people are out there (and some weirdo's, so be careful).
Oh, by the way, last night we downloaded a bunch of his games (from "the cloud") to my XBox console. Now I'm going to be even more popular with the younger generation than ever.
Your host, Minister Steve.
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Update:
I've been busy sucking off my new Double List friends. It always amazes me how many married men live with orally-sexless marriages. So far I've met 12 guys and one woman. She wants to do a bisexual gang bang with us someday.
P.S. Tony finally let me suck him off.
Update:
A little while ago I placed an ad on DoubleList (they've taken up where Craigslist left off). I received 30-40 responses, 60% of which were flakes, and I ended up sucking off 15 married men in two weeks. I developed 4 very good "repeat" friends, all married and having very little sex at home, if any. My best relationship developed thru this ad was from a 66 year old married man who hadn't had sex in 5 years, and it showed. He came over to watch Monday Night Football (and porn on the big 70" HDTV, football on the 32" TV on the bar) and I sucked him off 4 times that night. I swear, every time I sucked him off, he'd cum, and 20 minutes later I'd look over and he was hard again, and again and again. And he came every time. He's been over 8 times so far and even fucked me in the ass once.
It's so nice to have good friends.
Update:
May 1, 2019
It's been almost 9 months now. I've had over 750 responses to my ads (ran 12 times), I've sucked off almost 75 guys (almost all of them married) and have developed 12 very good "repeat" friends who regularly cum over 2-3 times a month, each. I've had the pleasure of "hosting" at 6:00 AM for guys looking to get rid of their morning wood before work, and at 6:00 PM for guys leaving work looking to get sucked off before going home. I've got 3 regulars that come over to watch football (and get a blow-job) and have received a Fleshlight, butt plugs, panties and dildos from friends that say "I'll just leave this here so my wife doesn't find it".
"Mancave... build it and they will cum".
6 years ago
like the playroom - and is that a Cleveland Browns throw in the background ???