If this post brings a smile on your face, you owe

Frankly, it is stupid to even think that you would want to be with any of the hundreds of horny guys that post pictures of their little willies here or promise you the best 4 minutes of your life with them? I'm sure that one or two of them are hotter than I am, and eye candy is a damn fine thing, I agree. But let's talk quality for a couple of minutes, okay?

I'm a normal guy, cultured and travelled, with esoteric tastes and desires. Have a great job and believe in living a fun-filled life.

It's not true that I JUST want to get laid. I want to be deliriously happy while we're doing it. I want YOU to be happy while we're doing it. I want you to have to stop in the middle for water to stave off dehydration. I want you to get glassy-eyed and wild when you're orgasming, and I want you to collapse on me. And then I want to keep doing it, and see how many more times I can take you there.

I don't care if you're single, married, divorced, or whatever. Hell, I don't even care if you don't tell me your real name. :) I do care that you're not a bitch to me, that we respect one another, and that we both enjoy ourselves when we have the time.

Let's connect, talk see where we want to go with this.

Tell me about you in a genuine light. So, if you are game for some awesome company and good times. Reply. I will revert on all queries.

Cheers,