Single

Okay. Relationships. I’ve been single for a few years, ever since my ex got a ‘restraining order’ (who even does that?). Anyway, I think I might be ready for another, but where does one find love these days? Also I’m torn between wanting to be treated like royalty and wanting a guy chin-deep in my ass on the daily. It’d be nice to have both but I can’t find either at the minute. Can you help? I’m really nice, I wash my clout most days and I’m almost completely STI free. If you have any single guy mates, send them in to me. They must be pretty big though as my downstairs looks like a Boeing 747 hit it. Thanks in advance