Likes and Dislikes
I have been referred to as bland before. I always laugh because it is far from the truth, just part of the mask one wears in daily life. I got plenty of fetishes, likes, dislikes, etc. I have never taken then time to just spell things out though, so I figured this might be a good place to do it.
Female Looks - I am first and foremost an ass man. I love a shapely derriere more than anything else, but I will say that boobs are a very close second. I love breasts of all sizes, but I like naturally large breasts best. Silicon is fine and all, but the fakeness isn't very sexy. Very few gals look better with the fake boobs (but exceptions to the rule exist). I love long shapely legs, the sort of legs that can wrap around me or hold me in place when she hits that particular moment. I love long hair on a woman, preferably of the darker variety, though my Irish roots betray me when a redhead is around. Blondes have never really done much for me, especially today with all the fake blondes. If you are going to dye your hair, you got to remember to have the carpet match the d****s. I am not a fan of tattoos. I know a lot of people like to get ink, but to me, it makes most people look trashy. I suppose it doesn't matter for guys, but very few women can pull off ink looking good. You have to just be amazingly beautiful to start off with or you have to get the perfect tattoo in the perfect spot. I have known women in both of those categories, but nearly all I meet or see with ink look worse for it, at least to me.
Fetishes - We all have them. From simple things like clothing or body type or ethnicity to crazy things like bondage, S&M, and food. I got the typical guy fantasies I guess when it comes to clothes. I am a sucker for a French maid or a Catholic school girl, though a naughty nurse or teacher is fine by me as well. I am a sci-fi nerd at heart so a girl in a Leia costume or perhaps dressed in Sith costume is exciting, but for me Star Trek is king and being in a Trek uniform, especially if you go all out and add make up to make yourself another race is a particular turn on. I love women of all sizes, but I particularly love a curvy gal. I have a voyeuristic side in regards to being filmed. though I keep that sort of stuff under lock and key for personal use. I enjoy a good strip tease, and have a particular love of silk and lace. I have a bit of a semen fetish in my mind. I love to cum (who doesn't), but I love the feel of it when I ejaculate inside a pussy, but also love to gives facials and cum all over a pair of nice tits. I particularly love a woman who not only enjoys giving a good bj, but can manage to keep me in her mouth when she gets me to orgasm and even more, swallows.
I might be the only guy in the world that isn't into threesomes, orgies, or lesbians in general. I have never found lesbian interactions all that stimulating, with the exception being if I have a particular interest in both females. That leads into the various group options. I am not a big group sex guy. I like to focus my attention solely on one person, and I like the same in return. I also don't enjoy having to compete with others in the bedroom (so c***dish, especially when you are the bigger guy). I just don't like having other guys around while I am pleasing a lady. I have a big fetish for pussy eating as well. I really love to do it, and have been told I am rather good at it. I particularly enjoy getting into a 69 so we can both have fun. My preferred sexual positions are doggy and missionary. It might seem bland, but I like to hear my lady moan when I pound her doggy style and I love the intimacy that comes when you are in missionary. I enjoy cowgirl and reverse cowgirl as well, but they pale in comparison to the others for me.
I love fucking all over the place. The bedroom is classic, and I do love to fuck there, but in the house, so many places can be so fun. The kitchen on the counters, or on a table in the dining room. In the shower is always fun, or in the laundry room (if you want to cheat a bit you set the washer from spin cycle and it does most of the work for you). I love doing it on sofas, and my favorite is doing it in the walk-in closet when other people are in the house (the thrill is amazing). My ideal place to do have sex outside the home would be the beach at night. Both of you wet, you press her into the sand and make her remember all about her womanhood and how much she appreciates your manhood.
I love the mixture of cultures in sex. Breaking barriers and making myth of tales about the different racial groups. I love the raw sexual energy from black girls, the spice from Latinas, the exotic thrills from Asians, and the passion from white girls. I love hearing a woman speaking in tongues while I fuck her, especially Spanish or Italian. I love the dirty talk you get from white and black girls alike. And I like the release you get when an Asian girl has her first orgasm within a few moments of you breaking past her previous barriers and the total release you have from that point forward.
Just a little bit of me, if you were wondering.
Female Looks - I am first and foremost an ass man. I love a shapely derriere more than anything else, but I will say that boobs are a very close second. I love breasts of all sizes, but I like naturally large breasts best. Silicon is fine and all, but the fakeness isn't very sexy. Very few gals look better with the fake boobs (but exceptions to the rule exist). I love long shapely legs, the sort of legs that can wrap around me or hold me in place when she hits that particular moment. I love long hair on a woman, preferably of the darker variety, though my Irish roots betray me when a redhead is around. Blondes have never really done much for me, especially today with all the fake blondes. If you are going to dye your hair, you got to remember to have the carpet match the d****s. I am not a fan of tattoos. I know a lot of people like to get ink, but to me, it makes most people look trashy. I suppose it doesn't matter for guys, but very few women can pull off ink looking good. You have to just be amazingly beautiful to start off with or you have to get the perfect tattoo in the perfect spot. I have known women in both of those categories, but nearly all I meet or see with ink look worse for it, at least to me.
Fetishes - We all have them. From simple things like clothing or body type or ethnicity to crazy things like bondage, S&M, and food. I got the typical guy fantasies I guess when it comes to clothes. I am a sucker for a French maid or a Catholic school girl, though a naughty nurse or teacher is fine by me as well. I am a sci-fi nerd at heart so a girl in a Leia costume or perhaps dressed in Sith costume is exciting, but for me Star Trek is king and being in a Trek uniform, especially if you go all out and add make up to make yourself another race is a particular turn on. I love women of all sizes, but I particularly love a curvy gal. I have a voyeuristic side in regards to being filmed. though I keep that sort of stuff under lock and key for personal use. I enjoy a good strip tease, and have a particular love of silk and lace. I have a bit of a semen fetish in my mind. I love to cum (who doesn't), but I love the feel of it when I ejaculate inside a pussy, but also love to gives facials and cum all over a pair of nice tits. I particularly love a woman who not only enjoys giving a good bj, but can manage to keep me in her mouth when she gets me to orgasm and even more, swallows.
I might be the only guy in the world that isn't into threesomes, orgies, or lesbians in general. I have never found lesbian interactions all that stimulating, with the exception being if I have a particular interest in both females. That leads into the various group options. I am not a big group sex guy. I like to focus my attention solely on one person, and I like the same in return. I also don't enjoy having to compete with others in the bedroom (so c***dish, especially when you are the bigger guy). I just don't like having other guys around while I am pleasing a lady. I have a big fetish for pussy eating as well. I really love to do it, and have been told I am rather good at it. I particularly enjoy getting into a 69 so we can both have fun. My preferred sexual positions are doggy and missionary. It might seem bland, but I like to hear my lady moan when I pound her doggy style and I love the intimacy that comes when you are in missionary. I enjoy cowgirl and reverse cowgirl as well, but they pale in comparison to the others for me.
I love fucking all over the place. The bedroom is classic, and I do love to fuck there, but in the house, so many places can be so fun. The kitchen on the counters, or on a table in the dining room. In the shower is always fun, or in the laundry room (if you want to cheat a bit you set the washer from spin cycle and it does most of the work for you). I love doing it on sofas, and my favorite is doing it in the walk-in closet when other people are in the house (the thrill is amazing). My ideal place to do have sex outside the home would be the beach at night. Both of you wet, you press her into the sand and make her remember all about her womanhood and how much she appreciates your manhood.
I love the mixture of cultures in sex. Breaking barriers and making myth of tales about the different racial groups. I love the raw sexual energy from black girls, the spice from Latinas, the exotic thrills from Asians, and the passion from white girls. I love hearing a woman speaking in tongues while I fuck her, especially Spanish or Italian. I love the dirty talk you get from white and black girls alike. And I like the release you get when an Asian girl has her first orgasm within a few moments of you breaking past her previous barriers and the total release you have from that point forward.
Just a little bit of me, if you were wondering.
6 years ago