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OH HEY! IT'S ANOTHER Q & A !

OH HEY! IT'S ANOTHER Q & A !

I'm cold, bored and horny hmmmmm............................................................................................................................................................................................................TIME FOR SOME QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS!!! xD

You know the drill folks, anything goes, no holds bard, no safe spaces allowed, get your dicks set and your pussies wet!

If it's Lewd, crude and rude it's welcome on here!
Anything from the most mundane to the down right insane!

post your questions down below and i'll jump on them quicker then a cowgirl rides a colt ^_-






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Which hentai made you cum fastest? - kasshim

Bible black Origins part 2, the scene where they summon the demon and the red head gets the tentacle treatment xD
I also love Residence and Pandra



Worst movie you've watched - cumsalot89

The cat woman movie, watching that made me want to throw molten nacho cheese into my eyes >_<


You mentioned in another qa about wanting to be futa. What kind of futa would you be? Like dick, vag & no balls vs just dick & vag? Size and shape of cock? - cerealbusiness

Well I would haft to be a dick and balls futa if we're talking in real life because I'd want to shoot loads for sure but I definitely find the no balls futa more attractive, plus the balls get in the way of the pussy xD I always loved the idea of the clit extending into a dick, so practical lol, as far as size and shape go here's an ideal pic





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Can you remember the first time you discovered Hentai? - Outsider74

Urotsuk**oji - Legend of the overfiend and Urotsuk**oji - Legend of the Demon Womb on syfy channel when i was 13 xD you can watch them here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfsmqagi0ks&t=756s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a74LDdQZVrI
enjoy xD






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1st a modest question. Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, Dragonage: Inquisition, or The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt. Which did you put the most hours into? - umknown

Well after checking my steam profile the results are:
Skyrim / all dlc : 1174 hours multiple characters
Inquisition / all dlc : 462 hours 3 characters
The Witcher 3 / both expansions : 257 hours one play through

loved all three but the witcher 3 takes the prize


2nd and slightly dirty one. Which characters did you romance/marry in Mass Effect 1,2, and 3,Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, Dragonage: Inquisition, and The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt? - umknown

Mass effect : Did liara through all three of them. Garrus through 2 & 3 ( he's the best romance imo ) also fucked Tali at my drunken apartment party xD






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In Skyrim I didn't do much romance, I was do busy eating dragons and shouting Lydia of the throat of the world but I think I might have married Ysolda at some point ^_^

Inquisition : on my qunari I romanced Sera on my Elf I romanced Solas, on my dwarf I romanced The iron bull and on my human I romance Cassandra

and on Witcher 3 I had to go with Yennefer ( Triss the Traitor is just a one night wonder )






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3rd an really dirty one. How do you want to cum; human dick, dog knot, horses cock, dragon dick, alien "probe", vegetable, random object, your choice of dildo, your choice of vibrator, or other? - umknown

Other / Tentacles ofc they can do everything the others can and so much more xD






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Would you rather have sex with a dog or a horse? Why and how? - ArclightSwe

How about a dog with the dick of a horse eh, didn't think of that shit did you xD. A horse if it was safe and physically possible but I'd want to be able to take the whole think in not this 6-7 inch crap! all the way right to the base and then squeeze his coconut sized balls and feel my belly swell as the cum runs down my leg....( goes and watches animopron again ^o^ )






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Whats the largest amount of things you've shoved inside yourself at the same time and what were they? Why not try to fit just one more? ;) - DJMusician1

lol well if we're talking amount of toys, I once had twelve 2 inch anal beads in my ass, a butt plug (can't have them falling out xD ), an 8 inch purple ribbed dildo in my pussy and a 9 inch black dildo down my throat and a disaronno and ice in my right hand xD

If we're not talking toys then yes, I've had all three holes filled ^_-






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Fairly random question, what keeps you cumming back to this site after all this time,even as friends cum and go? - DeltaForce95

Well I cum back to the site when i'm horny, good thing for you all I'm horny quite often xD but I really like the set up and system on xhampster but if they really want to get back in my good books they'd let me post vids again, it's been locked for ages -____-


Favourite hentai/adult game? Can be a western one, but mods for stuff like Skyrim and others don't count. So something that is meant to be an adult game from the beginning. - elementh

Sorry to say but I don't really play hentai/adult games, I'm to busy fucking myself to HMV's lol so apart from a few simple flash games like this https://www.comdotgame.com/play/biocock-intimate I don't have any experience with them.


Would you rather have a son or a daughter? Not to do anything weird with them, just if you had k**s - elementh

I honestly I wouldn't mind either, but I think I'd find raising a boy easier since I'm bi and kind of already have a foot in a males mind, plus growing up with my brothers has made me used to boys, tho raising a kick ass little girl would be great to, dam it ! and you know what they say, your son is your son only until he finds a girlfriend but you daughter is your daughter until you die xD

Was curious if you even tried/managed fisting? I am very tight and when I get really really turned on and everything is wet and slippery 4 fingers is most I ever fit (and I have small hands)... and trust me, several guys tried their best but.... nope - Anonymous

Well the only person to ever get their whole hand in me was a 5ft Chinese girl my ex and me hooked up with a few years back, her hands were so tiny tho and I was sopping wet. It was crazy when she started fingering my cervix O_o
It was probably the fullest I've ever felt, my girlfriend did have a black strap-on up my ass to, needles to say we went through a lot of lube that night xD






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Why _is_ a raven like a writing-desk? - majordenis

"Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front!" xD






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majordenis
majordenis 6 years ago
Why _is_ a raven like a writing-desk?
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elementh 6 years ago
Would you rather have a son or a daughter? Not to do anything weird with them, just if you had kids
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elementh 6 years ago
Favourite hentai/adult game? Can be a western one, but mods for stuff like Skyrim and others don't count. So something that is meant to be an adult game from the beginning. 
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DeltaForce95
DeltaForce95 6 years ago
Fairly random question, what keeps you cumming back to this site after all this time,even as friends cum and go?
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DJMusician1
DJMusician1 6 years ago
whats the largest ammount of things you've shoved inside yourself at the same time and what were they? Why not try to fit just one more? :wink:
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umknown
umknown 6 years ago
3rd an really dirty one. How do you want to cum; human dick, dog knot, horses cock, dragon dick, alien "probe", vegetable, random object, your choice of dildo, your choice of vibrator, or other?
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umknown
umknown 6 years ago
2nd and slightly dirty one. Which characters did you romance/marry in Mass Effect 1,2, and 3,Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, Dragonage: Inquisition, and The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt?
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umknown
umknown 6 years ago
1st a modest question. Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, Dragonage: Inquisition, or The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt. Which did you put the most hours into?
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cumsalot89
cumsalot89 6 years ago
I agree on the cat woman movie.Big disaster for DC comics.
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Outsider74
Can you remember the first time you discovered Hentai?
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cerealbusiness 6 years ago
You mentioned in another qa about wanting to be futa. What kind of futa would you be? Like dick, vag & no balls vs just dick & vag? Size and shape of cock? 
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NovaRC99
NovaRC99 6 years ago
Can you order me to keep edging until the start of 2018 please? Be as nasty as you want with me!
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cumsalot89
cumsalot89 6 years ago
Worst movie you watched
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kasshim 6 years ago
Which hentai made you cum fastest?
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