Detailed profile info
If you want to add me a friend or correspond with me, please fill out your profile first or at least send me a personal message introducing yourself. I don't play the "Ask me whatever you want to know" bullshit game that men like to play. I'm not going to jump through hoops to get you to open up to me. You don't have to write me a dissertation, but, it would be nice if you put a little thought and personalization into your message.
I care more about quality than quantity so I will only play with the best. It takes time and patience to earn my trust but if you do, it is greatly worth the wait. Respect is given always and appreciated in return. I'm not talking about a one-time thing but a long-term relationship with someone who shares my interests (in and out of the bedroom), sensibilities, ethics, tastes and enjoyment in life.
I realize that this is a lot to ask from men who are on a porn site. However, humans have evolved from lesser beings so I'm sure there are some who can maintain their composure and humanity whilst looking at boobs.
So all things considered, please read my entire profile and if what I desire applies to you, I'd love to hear from you. If not, it's best to move on to some other lovely person with whom you have more in common. Here are my guidelines.
Yes to intelligence.
Yes to ethics.
Yes to class.
Yes to charm.
Yes to manners.
Yes to respect.
Yes to a good sense of humor.
Yes to patience.
Yes to good conversation.
Yes to good judgment.
Yes to feminists, liberals and Democrats.
Yes to common sense and the ability to weigh risks against rewards.
Yes to optimism, positivity, a sense of humor and a sense of adventure.
Yes to responsible sexual health.
Yes to condoms!
Yes to not having multiple baby mamas!
Yes to Geminis, Cancers and Sagitarrians. Maybe to Aquarians. :)
Yes to men who know how to behave like gentlemen, even on a porn site.
Yes to kink.
Yes to oral.
Yes to vaginal.
Yes to anal.
Yes to fingering.
Yes to fisting.
Yes to enemas.
Yes to spanking.
Yes to having good old-fashioned fun.
No BBCs.
No to anyone who sees my size or color as a fetish.
No to i****t.
No b********y.
No Scorpios.
No Republicans.
No derogative sexist, racist, homophobic language on your profile.
No swingers or indiscriminate sport-fuckers. (A small handful of trusted long-term partners is fine, but not random hookups with strangers.)
No-one based in Asia, Africa or the Middle East; it's a cultural thing. If women are viewed as property in your country, I have nothing to talk about with you.
No tobacco smokers or chewers.
No alcoholics.
No d**g addicts. 420 is fine! More than fine. Bring enough to share.
(Social drinking is fine. Recovering is fine. Kudos for kicking it!)
No to pushy people who ask for too much too soon and always push for more. I don't give in. I push back. So don't try it with me. We go on my timeline and level of comfort.
No-one who doesn't use a condom every single time they have sex with someone they're not in a monogamous relationship with. Hello, HPV, STIs and HIV/AIDS? It's a thing. Haven't you heard?
No-one who is is jaded and complains that women only date jerks. It's not true. Don't give up, fellas. Good people are out there. It sometimes takes a while for us to find each other.
No-one who is just a big ball of negativity and drama.
I don't fuck strangers. I like to take things slowly and get to know people until we are friends, are comfortable with how things are going and let things progress naturally rather than force something that just isn't there and may never be. Unless there is something going on emotionally and intellectually, nothing will take place physically.
I'm not looking for someone who grunts and has grass-stained hands from dragging his knuckles on the ground. You don't have to be in MENSA, but it would be nice if you picked up a book every now and then and take in a little culture. And by culture, I don't mean the kind of things you grow in Petri dishes. So please, have a brain and be a gentleman.
I care more about quality than quantity so I will only play with the best. It takes time and patience to earn my trust but if you do, it is greatly worth the wait. Respect is given always and appreciated in return. I'm not talking about a one-time thing but a long-term relationship with someone who shares my interests (in and out of the bedroom), sensibilities, ethics, tastes and enjoyment in life.
I realize that this is a lot to ask from men who are on a porn site. However, humans have evolved from lesser beings so I'm sure there are some who can maintain their composure and humanity whilst looking at boobs.
So all things considered, please read my entire profile and if what I desire applies to you, I'd love to hear from you. If not, it's best to move on to some other lovely person with whom you have more in common. Here are my guidelines.
Yes to intelligence.
Yes to ethics.
Yes to class.
Yes to charm.
Yes to manners.
Yes to respect.
Yes to a good sense of humor.
Yes to patience.
Yes to good conversation.
Yes to good judgment.
Yes to feminists, liberals and Democrats.
Yes to common sense and the ability to weigh risks against rewards.
Yes to optimism, positivity, a sense of humor and a sense of adventure.
Yes to responsible sexual health.
Yes to condoms!
Yes to not having multiple baby mamas!
Yes to Geminis, Cancers and Sagitarrians. Maybe to Aquarians. :)
Yes to men who know how to behave like gentlemen, even on a porn site.
Yes to kink.
Yes to oral.
Yes to vaginal.
Yes to anal.
Yes to fingering.
Yes to fisting.
Yes to enemas.
Yes to spanking.
Yes to having good old-fashioned fun.
No BBCs.
No to anyone who sees my size or color as a fetish.
No to i****t.
No b********y.
No Scorpios.
No Republicans.
No derogative sexist, racist, homophobic language on your profile.
No swingers or indiscriminate sport-fuckers. (A small handful of trusted long-term partners is fine, but not random hookups with strangers.)
No-one based in Asia, Africa or the Middle East; it's a cultural thing. If women are viewed as property in your country, I have nothing to talk about with you.
No tobacco smokers or chewers.
No alcoholics.
No d**g addicts. 420 is fine! More than fine. Bring enough to share.
(Social drinking is fine. Recovering is fine. Kudos for kicking it!)
No to pushy people who ask for too much too soon and always push for more. I don't give in. I push back. So don't try it with me. We go on my timeline and level of comfort.
No-one who doesn't use a condom every single time they have sex with someone they're not in a monogamous relationship with. Hello, HPV, STIs and HIV/AIDS? It's a thing. Haven't you heard?
No-one who is is jaded and complains that women only date jerks. It's not true. Don't give up, fellas. Good people are out there. It sometimes takes a while for us to find each other.
No-one who is just a big ball of negativity and drama.
I don't fuck strangers. I like to take things slowly and get to know people until we are friends, are comfortable with how things are going and let things progress naturally rather than force something that just isn't there and may never be. Unless there is something going on emotionally and intellectually, nothing will take place physically.
I'm not looking for someone who grunts and has grass-stained hands from dragging his knuckles on the ground. You don't have to be in MENSA, but it would be nice if you picked up a book every now and then and take in a little culture. And by culture, I don't mean the kind of things you grow in Petri dishes. So please, have a brain and be a gentleman.
6 years ago