2017 Splooge List Vol 1: Back in Business

So here we are again. Finally. I've been planning on sorting this list our for a while now, but real life really kicked me in the bollocks at the start of the year and I've been playing wank catch up ever since, as far as these lists go. I planned on putting this together a couple of months ago, but I'm a lazy bastard and didn't, so here it is now!

I've slimmed it down a little and picked my favourite targets from the year so far. The majority have featured on this list before, and there are a couple of Splooge List staples, but there are a few new faces that have really caught my eye.

So without further ado, here we go with 2017....

Kleio Valentien. Of course she's going to make an appearance. She's my favourite. She doesn't seem to have done as many scenes this year, but she's recently done an analized scene, with plenty of assfucking and a bit of squirting. It would have been rude of my not to knock one out.



Next up is Chanel Preston. Number 2 with a bullet, Chanel is my other favourite. Rocking body, great personality, and always going for it in her scenes. Again, she seems to have slowed down a little bit this year, but she's always going to have a place in my wank bank.



The incredible Madison Ivy... I was far far too excited when I saw that Madison had made a return. That face. That body. Piercing eyes, a tight little arse, and a set of tits that would make a grown man weep, she's finally back taking cock on film for our perverted enjoyment. I didn't realise how much I missed Madison's scenes until she came back. Really really hope it's not just a one off and she sticks around for a while.



Eva Lovia
And now my other other favourite. Eva is so hot it's ridiculous. Absolutely beautiful and a body that is out of this world, her arse is almost too peachy if that's possible! And finally, that perfect peach has been broken in. She's some pretty good scenes for Evil Angel, and it's great to see her getting fucked hard and dirty the way it should be. Only opened up that glorious arse for Tushy so far, here's hoping she takes it up the bum for some other studios and gets a real good assfucking.



Mia Malkova
Yet another girl who's too pretty for porn, Mia's come back with a vengeance this year with a few new anal scenes. And if there's an arse that is perfect for anal, it's belongs to the gorgeous Mia. She did a pretty fucking fantastic scene for HardX where you can see just how tight her juicy arse is... fucking love Mia.



Lana Rhoades
Sweet damn she's a goodlooking woman. Gorgeous blue eyes, cock sucking lips,ripe natural tits and a tight round arse, her body is off the scale hot. Lana's really been racking up the scenes this year, plenty of anal, facefucking, and some dp action too. Always great to see a girl as smoking hot as Lana open up all her holes for as many cocks as she can handle.



Anna Bell Peaks
Another firm fixture in my wank bank, Anna Bell is a perfect example of the tits and tats combo that gets me going every damn time. Phenomenal rack and filthy as fuck, she's always a good choice to jerk off to. Cougar, MILF, whatever category you put her in, she's got more than enough to stand up to the hot young newbies trying to break into the biz. She's done gangbangs and spitroasts before, but this year she realised all of our dreams and took a cock in her tight arse. Can't wait to see her do more and more.



Harlow Harrison
Tits and tats yet again. I think I might like that combo. Harlow is absolutely stunning and every kind of sexy. And she is yet another pornstar who's started doing anal recently, even a couple of dps. One of her most recent scenes was for Burning Angel, a pretty great dp scene where she shaves her head... ok, sounds weird the way I described it, but she still looks incredible with a buzzcut. Definitely worth a watch.



Blair Williams
Who doesn't love a tall leggy, gorgeous blonde who deepthroats like a champ and has a newfound love of taking it up the arse? That's right, fucking no one. Always had my eye on Blair since she started and always hoped she'd be the next big name in porn. I don't think she'll reach the heights of the pornworld that I'm imagining, but she's still absolutely gorgeous and a top class fuck.Let's hope there's a lot more anal in her future.... and fingers crossed for more filth!



Gina Valentina
There's a special place in my heart/penis for latina pornstars. When I first started watching porn I was all about the latinas (I mean Shy Love, Jenaveve Jolie, Abella Anderson, Eva Angelina, Jasmine fucking Byrne.... the list goes on!) so when a new spicy treat comes along I get excited. And Gina gets me very excited. Super cute, sexy as hell and the ability to flip from girl next door to cock loving whore is something special. She's great in every scene I've watched, really hope she stays around and ups the filth level.



Candice Dare
It's all about that arse. I mean good god damn that juicy, round, jiggly, peachy, spankable slice of perfection is so so good I just want to bury my face in it. Among other things. Nothing makes me surer of the fact that I am an arse man more than seeing Candice's oiled up backside bouncing, twerking, and getting pounded. It's a real thing of beauty.



Cherie Deville
Talk about MILFs keeping it tight! Cherie's body is on point... tight, toned and ready for action, and she's always got a smile on her face. I was quite late joining the Cherie Deville party, but she's for sure one of my favourite MILFs now. Always gives a great performance and can get seriously dirty, she's always a good watch.



Susy Gala
That body. That. Fucking. Body. Absolutely insane. Surely being that hot is i*****l or something?! Fantastic pair of tits and a phenomenally spankable backside, I just hope it's a matter of time before she takes a cock in that gorgeous cock squeezing arse. Susy is right up there with my favourite euro sluts.



August Ames
August fucking Ames. A regular in my rotation, even if she is a bit vanilla. But damn... I've said it a fair few times about most of the women on this list, but August's body is out of this world. Absolutely flawless. Big juicy tits. Big juicy arse. She's several kinds of incredible.



Jillian Janson
Speaking of flawless individuals, Jillian is legitimately beautiful. Supermodel good looks, some of the longest legs around and a perfect round arse, Miss Janson is a real gift to porn.



Elena Koshka
Another stone cold beauty, she's got the legs and the looks just like Jillian. Always love seeing Elena in action, she went a little quiet but has come back with a couple of softer scenes recently, one of my favourites being a threesome with the next stunner on the list...



Kenna James
I fucking love Kenna. Like several of the girls I've included, Kenna falls into the category of too pretty for porn aswell. Solidly in the realm of girl on girl since her debut, she's recently done a handful of boy/girl scenes. While they might not be the hardest, I know I'll always enjoy seeing this stunner take on a cock. Her latest scene is a threeway with Elena Koska and James Deen, so if you're into beautiful young women fucking and getting fucked, it's definitely worth a watch.



Aidra Fox
Aidra is definitely working her way into my regular rotation. Started stumbling across her scenes a while back, now I'm eagerly awaiting her next release. Tight young body, and not afraid to take a cock up the arse, she's done some great scenes, can't wait to see what she does next.



And now for the newbies...

Moka Mora
I wasn't sure about Moka when I first saw her but that body won me over in the end! Big bambi eyes, a great rack and a great arse, she's really caught my attention in the last few months. She looks great bouncing that juicy arse on a dick, just waiting for her to take on a few more at a time now.



Kristen Scott
It took me a little bit of time to get into Kristen's scenes, but now I can't get enough. Super cute little fuck slut, she manages to have these elaborate leg shaking orgasms in every scene, the likes of which I've not seen since the days of Chloe Nichole. And, for me, that is not a bad thing. Not at all. Although she's already done an anal scene, I just hope she takes after Chloe and does a fuck load more!



Anya Olsen
Another cute little fuck slut who's new to my list, I don't know why Anya's not made an appearance before now. I watched a few of her scenes when she first started, but I wasn't hooked right away and I missed out on so much! It's only in the last month or two that I've really been seeking her out and I've not been disappointed. I mean this chick can fuck. And she loves anal. What's not to like about that?! Fucking gorgeous and filthy fuck, she's definitely working her way into my regular rotation.



Luna Melba
I like redheads. I like euro sluts. I like thick juicy arses. So I fucking love Luna Melba. A smoking hot Mediterranean chick with an arse that seriously won't quit and likes a good hard fucking. She's great. 5 guys and double anal? Not a problem for our Luna. If you want to see her in action, check out any of her LegalPorno scenes, they're all incredible. She's one my top 3 favourite euro pornstars, along with Susy Gala and the next entry on my list...




Silvia Dellai
Now this is my kind of girl. I don't know what it is about her, but I think she's absolutely stunning. And this Czech beauty can fuck. Another star for LegalPorno, she's done 5 guys, blowbangs, double penetration, double anal, triple anal.... and you want more filth? She's done scenes with her twin sister Eveline Dellai. Every now and then (normally when she's looking up with a cock deep in her mouth) I think she looks a little bit like Candice Dare... maybe it's the eyes, maybe it's the dick buried in her throat, whatever it is, I would love to see Silvia and Candice together. It won't happen, but if it did, I could die happy. And my bollocks exploding would be the cause. But anyway, say hello to my favourite euro porn slut.






And finally...

Evelin Stone
Fuck me this chick is hot. I've got some seriously high hopes for this one. Her body is crazy hot, she's got the cute/dirty combo down, and it seems like she really just likes to fuck! What more can you ask for?! First saw her in a couple of netvideogirls clips a month or two back and I've been on the hunt for her scenes ever since. Such a tight and toned body, plus a great attitude in every scene she's in, I can't wait to see where she goes next. Going to be keeping my eye on Evelin for sure.







And there we have it! The first half of 2017 is done! I'll try not to keep you fuckers waiting too long for the next one! Enjoy!!
And as always, comments are greatly appreciated!