Masturbation Survey
Are you male or female? Male
Age? Over 70
At what age did you start masturbating? 12
How many times a week do you masturbate? At least once, maximum of 3
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Usually once, but sometimes twice -- other times I’m just into playing and "saving up" for a good solid orgasm later.
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? Don't take baths
Outdoors? Not these days, but used to live in rural area and did then
At work? No
Every room in the house? No, just bedroom, bathroom or office (at computer)
In a car while traveling along the interstate? No
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Yes
A friend? Yes
A friend's spouse? Yes
A stranger? Sometimes
A co-worker? Sometimes
A member of the same sex? Sometimes
A member of the opposite sex? Yes
A past lover? Yes, definitely
(My fantasies range through most women I've been with sexually and some I haven't. I can remember what I/she/we looked like when we had sex, the most vivid memories being when we were "doggy" style and I could see her pussy lips, inner labia and asshole clearly. I also have fantasies of men, especially frotting and docking (where I'd have to be the one inserting cock in foreskin because I'm circumsized, which looks really amazingly hot), giving & receiving blowjobs, seldom/never anal.)
What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes, and when I do I love to watch myself shoot my load on me (& how far)
Standing? Yes, mainly in the shower
Kneeling? Rarely
Sitting? Yes, mostly at the computer
Lying on tummy? No
How do you play:
With left hand? Yes
With right hand? Yes
(I'm ambidextrous when it comes to which hand I use, and the one I'm not stroking my cock with is usually caressing my balls. Sometimes use both hands on my cock to get started if not already hard -- I alternate hands stroking underside and it always works.)
With a toy? Sometimes something in my asshole
With water from bath? Don't take baths, but with soap in shower and also with hand-held shower head aimed various ways
Written erotica? Yes
Pictures? Definitely yes
Movie clips online? Absolutely yes
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? Usually not
What is your favorite porn: (ranked in order)
Straight sex between man and woman? 1 (but only if done the way I like -- my big complaint in viewing porn is men who pound a woman's pussy hard & fast. It seems insensitive and probably not that much fun for many women. Once, though, I had a lover for about a month who only liked fast pumping. I went along with it, although it minimized my own pleasure. My own experience is that it's much more satisfying for both to go slow, prolonging & intensifying the sensation for both, and speed up a bit at the end if needed.)
Gay or lesbian sex? 5
Group sex or orgies? 3 (small groups, not orgies -- like MMF & MFF)
Blow jobs/oral sex? 2 (in my own sexual experience, there's something about this that's even more intimate than straight fucking)
Cumshots? 4 (but not on woman's face, please)
Age play? No
S&M? No
Role playing? No
Kinky? 6 (depends on what and my mood -- for instance, I like pissing videos and photos but find that a little goes a long way)
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? No
Exchanged stories or pictures? No
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes, especially by my wife
Masturbated for a man/woman? No/Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? Only when very young
Masturbated in a group? Only when very young
Masturbated for a photo? No
Masturbated for a webcam? No
Masturbated for a video? No
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes, love getting my nipples hard & sensitive
Insert something or play with your ass? Yes, both -- especially in shower with soapy finger
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? No
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? Sometimes (I like the different tastes depending on what I've eaten, and I'm also fond of eating my pre-cum for the same reason)
When was the last time you masturbated? Couple days ago
Are you wet or hard now? Yes
Are you going to masturbate now? No, but probably later today
Are you a masturbation addict? Probably
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes
What is the most you have played in one day? If we're talking about currently, a couple times, but historically much more -- at times suffered from very sore cock
Did you touch yourself while answering this survey? Yes, and ate lots of delicious pre-cum.
Age? Over 70
At what age did you start masturbating? 12
How many times a week do you masturbate? At least once, maximum of 3
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Usually once, but sometimes twice -- other times I’m just into playing and "saving up" for a good solid orgasm later.
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? Don't take baths
Outdoors? Not these days, but used to live in rural area and did then
At work? No
Every room in the house? No, just bedroom, bathroom or office (at computer)
In a car while traveling along the interstate? No
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Yes
A friend? Yes
A friend's spouse? Yes
A stranger? Sometimes
A co-worker? Sometimes
A member of the same sex? Sometimes
A member of the opposite sex? Yes
A past lover? Yes, definitely
(My fantasies range through most women I've been with sexually and some I haven't. I can remember what I/she/we looked like when we had sex, the most vivid memories being when we were "doggy" style and I could see her pussy lips, inner labia and asshole clearly. I also have fantasies of men, especially frotting and docking (where I'd have to be the one inserting cock in foreskin because I'm circumsized, which looks really amazingly hot), giving & receiving blowjobs, seldom/never anal.)
What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes, and when I do I love to watch myself shoot my load on me (& how far)
Standing? Yes, mainly in the shower
Kneeling? Rarely
Sitting? Yes, mostly at the computer
Lying on tummy? No
How do you play:
With left hand? Yes
With right hand? Yes
(I'm ambidextrous when it comes to which hand I use, and the one I'm not stroking my cock with is usually caressing my balls. Sometimes use both hands on my cock to get started if not already hard -- I alternate hands stroking underside and it always works.)
With a toy? Sometimes something in my asshole
With water from bath? Don't take baths, but with soap in shower and also with hand-held shower head aimed various ways
Written erotica? Yes
Pictures? Definitely yes
Movie clips online? Absolutely yes
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? Usually not
What is your favorite porn: (ranked in order)
Straight sex between man and woman? 1 (but only if done the way I like -- my big complaint in viewing porn is men who pound a woman's pussy hard & fast. It seems insensitive and probably not that much fun for many women. Once, though, I had a lover for about a month who only liked fast pumping. I went along with it, although it minimized my own pleasure. My own experience is that it's much more satisfying for both to go slow, prolonging & intensifying the sensation for both, and speed up a bit at the end if needed.)
Gay or lesbian sex? 5
Group sex or orgies? 3 (small groups, not orgies -- like MMF & MFF)
Blow jobs/oral sex? 2 (in my own sexual experience, there's something about this that's even more intimate than straight fucking)
Cumshots? 4 (but not on woman's face, please)
Age play? No
S&M? No
Role playing? No
Kinky? 6 (depends on what and my mood -- for instance, I like pissing videos and photos but find that a little goes a long way)
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? No
Exchanged stories or pictures? No
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes, especially by my wife
Masturbated for a man/woman? No/Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? Only when very young
Masturbated in a group? Only when very young
Masturbated for a photo? No
Masturbated for a webcam? No
Masturbated for a video? No
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes, love getting my nipples hard & sensitive
Insert something or play with your ass? Yes, both -- especially in shower with soapy finger
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? No
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? Sometimes (I like the different tastes depending on what I've eaten, and I'm also fond of eating my pre-cum for the same reason)
When was the last time you masturbated? Couple days ago
Are you wet or hard now? Yes
Are you going to masturbate now? No, but probably later today
Are you a masturbation addict? Probably
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes
What is the most you have played in one day? If we're talking about currently, a couple times, but historically much more -- at times suffered from very sore cock
Did you touch yourself while answering this survey? Yes, and ate lots of delicious pre-cum.
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