Too horny to be disappointed?
Quick note: Although my profile is mostly me being crossdressed, I sometimes hook up with guys while being in "normal" clothes.
So it's friday night, went out with my friends for some drinks. After a few hours, at 3 AM, they were done but I wasn't. Going home I took a little detour past some industrial lots and got on this dating app. Put up a quick ad saying I was looking for a dick to suck.
Within a few minutes some guy messaged me who said he was nearby in his car, he could come pick me up. I told him what I looked like and what I was wearing so he could recognize me. He told me he was 37 and driving a sportscar (just to be sure we didn't miss each other or approach the wrong person).
After five minutes of waiting a black "sportscar" drove up, more like a raggedy cheap old Mazda (I was pretty drunk so I don't exactly remember the brand). The kind of beat-up car you might get your k** who just got his license.
Anyway, he drove up and I decided to get in. This guy was overweight, short and not very attractive. He was wearing a black shirt and white (pretty tight) shorts. Seeing as I was still horny as fuck I decided to start feeling him up in the car while he was driving to a more secluded space. Well, let me tell you, it was a long search before I found anything. I started rubbing his leg, higher and higher and all I felt at that point was a tiny bump.
I untucked his shirt, put my hands down his shorts which was kind of hard because of his belly and how tight those shorts were. He adjusted himself in the seat a little so I could reach it easier. I finally found it, guess it was about 3 inches, small but hard. Small sack with tiny balls underneath.
We reached the place so we could get out of the car. It was alongside a quiet road, 3:30 AM where no one would pass so I was fine with it. Despite the disappointment of his size I was still horny, so first thing I did was drop to my knees, take his pants off and start sucking his dick. No matter how much I tried to deepthroat the guy it wouldn't work, it just wasn't that long. I licked and sucked his balls. I even surrendered control to him at one point to try and fuck my mouth but he wasn't much into that.
I think it went on for as little as 2 minutes to which point he said he was gonna cum already. I kept on sucking, let him cum in my mouth and spit it out afterwards. I'm not against swallowing, but if I'm not that into it I'm definitely not swallowing your cum.
Time to switch sides. I stood up, he got down on his knees. At this time my cock was still kind of soft, mostly because I was fucking drunk and part because I kind of lost my urges. Seeing there's nothing wrong with getting your dick sucked I still went with it. He finally got my dick semi-hard and got out some poppers. He asked me if I wanted a sniff. I have never used poppers and seeing as I was already drunk I decided not to do it.
He took a sniff and start deepthroating my hard 6,5" dick. This felt great. He kept on sucking and slurping for about 5-to-10 minutes (no idea how long exactly) until he started licking my balls. While licking I jerked myself off and came over his face, he seemed to enjoy it a lot.
Afterwards he dropped me off and we said goodbye, not exchanging numbers or other contact info.
Sooo.... Long story short: If you're in the mood to suck a dick, do NOT meet up with a small-dicked bottom but try to find a real man. The upside is that he was a great cocksucker. I guess your standards are much lower while your drunk.
So it's friday night, went out with my friends for some drinks. After a few hours, at 3 AM, they were done but I wasn't. Going home I took a little detour past some industrial lots and got on this dating app. Put up a quick ad saying I was looking for a dick to suck.
Within a few minutes some guy messaged me who said he was nearby in his car, he could come pick me up. I told him what I looked like and what I was wearing so he could recognize me. He told me he was 37 and driving a sportscar (just to be sure we didn't miss each other or approach the wrong person).
After five minutes of waiting a black "sportscar" drove up, more like a raggedy cheap old Mazda (I was pretty drunk so I don't exactly remember the brand). The kind of beat-up car you might get your k** who just got his license.
Anyway, he drove up and I decided to get in. This guy was overweight, short and not very attractive. He was wearing a black shirt and white (pretty tight) shorts. Seeing as I was still horny as fuck I decided to start feeling him up in the car while he was driving to a more secluded space. Well, let me tell you, it was a long search before I found anything. I started rubbing his leg, higher and higher and all I felt at that point was a tiny bump.
I untucked his shirt, put my hands down his shorts which was kind of hard because of his belly and how tight those shorts were. He adjusted himself in the seat a little so I could reach it easier. I finally found it, guess it was about 3 inches, small but hard. Small sack with tiny balls underneath.
We reached the place so we could get out of the car. It was alongside a quiet road, 3:30 AM where no one would pass so I was fine with it. Despite the disappointment of his size I was still horny, so first thing I did was drop to my knees, take his pants off and start sucking his dick. No matter how much I tried to deepthroat the guy it wouldn't work, it just wasn't that long. I licked and sucked his balls. I even surrendered control to him at one point to try and fuck my mouth but he wasn't much into that.
I think it went on for as little as 2 minutes to which point he said he was gonna cum already. I kept on sucking, let him cum in my mouth and spit it out afterwards. I'm not against swallowing, but if I'm not that into it I'm definitely not swallowing your cum.
Time to switch sides. I stood up, he got down on his knees. At this time my cock was still kind of soft, mostly because I was fucking drunk and part because I kind of lost my urges. Seeing there's nothing wrong with getting your dick sucked I still went with it. He finally got my dick semi-hard and got out some poppers. He asked me if I wanted a sniff. I have never used poppers and seeing as I was already drunk I decided not to do it.
He took a sniff and start deepthroating my hard 6,5" dick. This felt great. He kept on sucking and slurping for about 5-to-10 minutes (no idea how long exactly) until he started licking my balls. While licking I jerked myself off and came over his face, he seemed to enjoy it a lot.
Afterwards he dropped me off and we said goodbye, not exchanging numbers or other contact info.
Sooo.... Long story short: If you're in the mood to suck a dick, do NOT meet up with a small-dicked bottom but try to find a real man. The upside is that he was a great cocksucker. I guess your standards are much lower while your drunk.
7 years ago
