Totally X'd Out

To all you denizens of Sacramento hoping for the Hamster to provide you with some offline sexy time, don't hold your damn breath. Because it ain't gonna happen. The last time I did a search, I got well over fifteen results. Now, I can barely get over four.

Here, man, you can have the Hamster's dating service because as far as I'm concerned, this useless feature is tankin'.

Fuck it.